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Crowdfunded Assassinations

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I figure I will let everyone know my latest and greatest project, which is the noblest project ever undertaken by human beings.

Basically, Assassinations are expensive business. Governments can afford this sort of thing, and they more or less have (or try to have) a monopoly on violence, and assassinations in particular.

Ideally, in a democracy, we would be able to vote on whose life should be ended. Since we can't, I am working on a kickstarter-esque project in which people can pitch in together to end people's lives. You can pitch in as little as 15 cents if you want Angela Merkel gone, or Obama, or the pope, or even me.
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$10 for doomyoshi.,
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At the time of this post, reuters has reported that DoomYoshi has been assassinated by all of the world's governments (except Iceland). May we mourn his passing.

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Do I get a t shirt for contibuting?
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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Neoteny wrote:Do I get a t shirt for contibuting?
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I don't have real money only EBT cards, frequent flyer miles, about 10 gift cards with less than a dollar on them, baby rings, and a membership to Sam's Club. Who will kill for that?
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I gave at the office. They're looking for a new snack machine guy as we speak.
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The internet makes character assassination really cheap.
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