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DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:48 pm

Time is: 1.
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:49 pm

f*ck, I'm going to be late. I have to be at the doctor's at 5.
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:50 pm

A bit of a background to what this is.

Basically, we all know that even a broken clock is correct twice a day.
So, if you have a 6 hour clock, it is correct 4 times a day.
If you have a binary clock, it is correct 50% of the time.
Mine is a modified binary clock. Either time is, or it isn't. This clock will be correct as long as time exists.

Now, you will never be late for things again.
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:51 pm

f*ck, I'm going to be late. I have to be at the doctor's at time isn't.
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:53 pm

Army of GOD wrote:f*ck, I'm going to be late. I have to be at the doctor's at time isn't.


I lol'ed.
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby new guy1 on Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:00 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:f*ck, I'm going to be late. I have to be at the doctor's at time isn't.


I lol'ed.


It was good enough to make me laugh and wake my brother up just to read it out to him. You are not alone on that matter.
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri May 17, 2013 8:05 pm

OH MY GAWD! I stopped Time:
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Just use super slow internet, and before it loads, press the browser "STOP" button (which if you use Netscape Navigator, like I do, you get a cool icon that looks like a STOP sign but not in Helvetica for some strange reason). Anyways, if you time it right, it just says CC Time:

Which can only mean one thing.

The Time is Now: Isn't.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=188292
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri May 17, 2013 8:07 pm

Phew. By turning the super cheat code off, time has been restored. What was it like for you when time stopped? Is everyone still ok?
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby john9blue on Fri May 17, 2013 10:15 pm

i was thinking that it would be one with different bases.
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby Lootifer on Fri May 17, 2013 10:46 pm

Did you know clocks in New Zealand tend to be far more inaccurate than clocks elsewhere.

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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri May 17, 2013 11:38 pm

[insert Hobbit joke]
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Re: DoomYoshi's HyperAccurate Clock

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri May 17, 2013 11:40 pm

Because the New Zealanders are an inferior people who make inferior clocks?
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