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Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:44 am

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Some mild CC trivia:
http://www.canadianaconnection.com/2012/03/trivia-eh-canadian-club/
It’s true: Canadian Club was first invented and marketed by American distiller Hiram Walker. For various reasons, he moved across the border, and a little later, began to market his famous whisky.
Maturation — the amount of time alcoholic spirits spend aging — helped Mr. Walker’s sales, and later, sales of the sons who inherited the company. In the mid-to-late 1800s, whisky was commonly aged only a year; maybe two. Walker’s blend was aged for at least five years.
Canadian Club is now produced under Beam Inc., an American company located in Illinois.
Before the “Canadian” part came along, the whisky that’s become famous worldwide was just called “Club”. Due in part to a petition from American whisky makers in competition with Walker, the word “Canadian” was added. Rather than have a negative effect, as his competitors had hoped for, the brand took off.
Canadian whisky is differentiated from Scotch, Irish, and Kentucky whisky.
The ‘secrets’ of Canadian Club’s success can be found in the four grains used to blend it, that the grains are added before ageing, and that the whisky is matured in once-used, white oak, American bourbon barrels (that alone supposedly adds to its smoothness).
Canadian Club is currently sold in over 150 countries worldwide.
No less than Lady Randolph Churchill, while in the posh Manhattan Club in 1872, asked for CC with something a little sweet in it. The Manhattan cocktail was born, 140 years ago, lending early and lasting credence to the uniqueness of the drink we now know simply as “CC”.


Some slightly punchier CC trivia:
http://canadianclub.com/beta/history
Prohibition led to the rise of bootleggers and gangsters like Al Capone. Soon, the waterways between the United States and Canada became a smuggler’s paradise, carrying 75% of the liquor supplied to the U.S. during Prohibition. Before long, Canadian Club™ became the #1 smuggled whisky in the U.S.

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but during Prohibition, knockoff distillers, using names similar to Canadian Club®, tried to peddle low-grade alcohols to the unsuspecting. Canadian Club distributors helped protect the brand by urging patrons to request Canadian Club® by name at the bar so they were sure to get the real thing.


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Some people ask really stupid questions:
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130709004259AAqiNxD
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Can you get drunk from 22 standard drinks worth of canadian club whiskey (40% alc)?

A
You'll get completely plastered if you live through 22 rounds. And you'll have a hangover that could slay a walrus. Unless you're suicidal or have a spare liver on hand i'd go 7-10 rounds if you're trying the whole how drunk can i get thing.
Source(s):
Nurse.


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Some recipes:
http://mymansbelly.com/2011/10/07/how-to-make-the-perfect-manhattan/
Recipe: The Perfect Manhattan
Ingredients

1 1/2 Ounces Canadian Club Classic 12 Whisky
1/4 Ounce Dry Vermouth
1/4 Ounce Sweet Vermouth (this is the red vermouth)
2-3 Dashes Angostura Bitters

Instructions

Fill a large glass with ice and add ingredients.
Stir and strain into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

Quick notes

Note that this drink is stirred. It is not shaken so as not to make it cloudy. It should be clear.

Preparation time: 5 minute(s)

Cooking time:

Number of servings (yield): 1

Culinary tradition: USA (General)

My rating 5 stars: ★★★★★ 1 review(s)

Recipe: The Millionaire’s Manhattan
Ingredients

1 Part Harvey’s Bristol Cream
2 Parts Canadian Club Classic 12
2 Dashes Orange Bitters

Instructions

Fill a lowball glass with ice and add ingredients.
Stir.
Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

Preparation time: 5 minute(s)

Cooking time:

Number of servings (yield): 1

Culinary tradition: USA (General)

My rating 5 stars: ★★★★★ 1 review(s)


http://canadianclub.com/recipes
CC™ TEACHER'S PET

Ingredients:

2 parts Canadian Club® 1858 Whisky
1 part Red Apple Schnapps Liqueur
2 parts cranberry juice

Shake well with ice. Strain into chilled shooter or rocks glass

CC™ MICHIGAN CHERRY BOMB

Ingredients:

2 parts Canadian Club® 1858 Whisky
1 part BOLS® Cherry Brandy
2 parts cranberry juice

Shake well with ice. Strain into chilled shooter or rocks glass


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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:05 am

I don't know if "No Fighting" is a Canadian Club rule.
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:21 am

I hate CC.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:44 am

I'm pretty indifferent. I would certainly not say I appreciate it. Rye has left me like that picture in the past. Before cellular phones, I have no idea if there were pictures taken by strangers.
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:19 am

notyou2 wrote:I hate CC.

I'm starting to think you are not a legitimate member of the species Homo sapiens.

You're the guy who also doesn't like rutabagas, right?

Do you even like the thigh gap?
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:42 am

Dukasaur wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I hate CC.

I'm starting to think you are not a legitimate member of the species Homo sapiens.

You're the guy who also doesn't like rutabagas, right?

Do you even like the thigh gap?


I love turnip. Rutabagas is not the correct name for turnip.

Thigh gap is awesome.

Rum is fantastic.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:33 am

I have no problem with this,
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provided there are enough trust worthy individuals available to get her to a tiled area if purging becomes needed and to prevent sexual assault.

Of course I want to sex her up there. She's as hot as Saxi in his 1974 gold reserve winning carnival costume. That does not in any way make it ok. Get a real doll if you're edging toward necrophilia.

Rye is just is not a flavour I desire today. Where's that rum?
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Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:22 pm

2dimes wrote:I have no problem with this,
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provided there are enough trust worthy individuals available to get her to a tiled area if purging becomes needed and to prevent sexual assault.

Of course I want to sex her up there. She's as hot as Saxi in his 1974 gold reserve winning carnival costume. That does not in any way make it ok. Get a real doll if you're edging toward necrophilia.

Rye is just is not a flavour I desire today. Where's that rum?

Yeah, having sex with a near-comatose person is repulsive both on moral and on aesthetic grounds.

However:
  • Enjoying the view and planning sex for the following day is okay.
  • Enjoying the smoothness of her skin while you carry her to a safe place is okay.
  • Weasling your way into her good books by playing nurse to her the next day is okay.

If you want rum, start your own thread. Or better yet, go move in with my soon-to-be-ex wife. She likes rum. This thread is for rye in general, and especially the lovely elixir commonly known as 'CC'
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby Symmetry on Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:29 pm

ITT Dukasaur reveals his inner rapist, shares pics of his victims with strangers, gives advice on the aesthetics of sexually assaulting women.
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:39 pm

Huh, why omit, "Non contact pearl necklace."? Is it universally acceptable?
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby Symmetry on Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:29 pm

2dimes wrote:Huh, why omit, "Non contact pearl necklace."? Is it universally acceptable?


The thread was unpleasant enough before I looked that up.
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:50 pm

You hate rye?
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby Symmetry on Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:54 pm

Hate is such a strong word.















I hate rye.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:18 am

What if it doesn't get in your mouth?
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby Symmetry on Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:27 am

Holden a moment, there's a catcher.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:30 am

Lituriture? You know I can't read. :(
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:05 am

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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:16 pm

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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby KoolBak on Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:36 pm

On topic....

Canadian is the only whisky (of course thats redundant as others are spelled "whiskey", right??) I drink....love it all....HATE bourbon / scotch / etc.....

I typically buy McNaughtons or Canadian Hunter but they're all great....nice call Ducky =D>
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:39 pm

I prefer Wiser's Deluxe or Schenley's OFC over CC. There is something about CC that I just don't like.
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:20 pm

There are a few American brands that write "Whisky" on their labels.
https://www.makersmark.com/
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Re: Canadian Club Appreciation Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:03 am

Something else we need:

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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:46 am

Lime? Is that the key ingredient to make rye taste ok?
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Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:09 pm

2dimes wrote:Lime? Is that the key ingredient to make rye taste ok?

Rye tastes quite delightful without it, but a couple nice limes really add a spark!
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