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List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:05 pm

1.Interactivity - it was much better before computers could interact with each other. After the second IMP was installed, the internet started sucking.

2. Graphics - I use this to refer to all forms of representation, be it sound or punch-cards. Computers were better in the 1800s, when the silicon did not meaningfully display information.

3. 3rd Party Toolbars - You can be on the best website and still it won't be worth anything if you have one of these installed and turned on. My grandmother uses a Yahoo toolbar. She has breast cancer and is basically ready to die. I think this shows direct causation.

What do you think can be added?
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:47 pm

4. DoomYoshi
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby oVo on Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:58 am

4. DoomYoshi
4. The Web needs a fact check / bullshit meter app.
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby nietzsche on Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:45 am

5. DoomYoshi
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:22 pm

6. Not enough access to the Deep Internet.


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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:46 pm

7. Deep Internet isn't deep enough.
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby oVo on Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:27 pm

That's deep, is it a banana joke?
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby mrswdk on Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:21 pm

7. Increases the possibility of my accidentally encountering political debates.
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:55 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:7. Deep Internet isn't deep enough.


9. Inception
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:40 pm

8. Comment sections on news articles.
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby Lootifer on Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:56 pm

10. Nigerian Princess mis-representation (those poor mis-represented princesses, not all of them are spammers you know).
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:02 pm

11. Low-def porn
12. Japanese censoring genitals in porn
13. DoomYoshi
14. Net Neutrality
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby mrswdk on Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:36 pm

15. Piracy.
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby thegreekdog on Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:11 pm

16. Lack of porn with pirates.
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:26 pm

17. Counting


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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:52 am

17. Deja-vu.
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Re: List of Everything Wrong with the Internet

Postby AslanTheKing on Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:37 pm

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Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:

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