DoomYoshi's Anti-Semite Scale

[DoomYoshi]

Where are you on the scale?

10 - typical Hamas politician - would kill their entire population, if given the chance
9 - Adolf Hitler - would kill half their worldwide population
8 - Bohdan Khmelnytsky - would kill half their national population
7 - typical Palestinian footsoldier/serial killer - would kill a handful of Jews
6 - Frederick II of Prussia - limit Jewish families to 10 per city
5 - Marcion - eliminate them from the Bible
4 - Richard Wagner - write nasty things about them
3 - Adam Sandler - make them look bad
2 - metsfanmax - not quite a Jew
1 - Jerry Seinfeld - a New York Jew
0 - Rabbi Abraham Isaac Kook - a superJew

[nietzsche]

do jews stink or something? cause i don;t see the need of killing them. only maybe punching them on the face some times. specially mets

wait, if we kill them global warming stops?

[TeeGee]

You forgot the USA who will kill anyone who disagrees with them, and half who do agree with them

[BoganGod]

You forgot the USA who will kill anyone who disagrees with them, and half who do agree with them

The USA doesn't kill jews. That would be too much like communism. Rising up and killing the overlords that create and run the culture, media, and banking.....
Now if a jew(can be both a racial and religious descriptor) were to become a muslim! Then the USA would work hard to end them. Whether a slow death by with holding medicine or a swift death by drone murder. USA USA USA USA kill, killa, killa, KILLA MUSLIM TODAY. OOOOOOO RAAAAAA

see what I did there? I acted jewish, took a conversation about something else, and made it all about another thing. Must be my latent jewish scheming skills passed down from my great, great, great, great grandmother a spanish(andalusian) jewess.

Now if I could only find an ancestor who was a bundle of sticks or a cigarette, then I could get away with coffee boy levels of bigotry. By labelling it self loathing!

[Metsfanmax]

Judaism is essentially the only monotheistic religion I am aware of* where it's not really absurd to be an atheist.

*Shut up, Pastafarians.

[Army of GOD]

I'm an 11

[ManBungalow]

global warming

Global chat = global warming

[notyou2]

meh.

[Funkyterrance]

I know a few Jewish families and have to admit I don't fully understand them and am therefore suspicious of them. I'm sure they are very nice people?

[betiko]

I really don't get the whole thing about jews... But there is one thing that bothers me though. I have one of my best friends who is a jew (well much less by now), and it's true that he tends to call only to ask for personal services or work related services and he does that with all our group of friends (and it's the kind of services where he really tries to take advantage of your friendship for his personal profit). Wasn't like that when we were college buddies. He is totally obsessed with money and trying to figure out how he could benefit from anything. He became much more like that since he has his own family; and he tends to hang out mostly with the other jews from college that weren't that much his friends before.
My aunt married an american jew and he's really a nice guy, not that kind of selfish and money oriented person though.
Most jews are very fun people also. here in france, most stand up comedians are jews, and a very large percentage of TV hosts.

[BoganGod]

Blame the jews, easier than taking responsibility for one's own actions.

[BigBallinStalin]

Blame the jews, easier than taking responsibility for one's own actions.

Finally. A man of unreason.

[notyou2]

Oi vey!!

[notyou2]

Most cartoons are jews until the white supremest Simpsons came along.

Roger Rabbit was as jewish as they come. Oh and Snagglepuss was a gay rabbi.

[betiko]

Most cartoons are jews until the white supremest Simpsons came along.

Roger Rabbit was as jewish as they come. Oh and Snagglepuss was a gay rabbi.

the simpsons are not jew, they are evangelist christians. you are a liar sir.

[notyou2]

Most cartoons are jews until the white supremest Simpsons came along.

Roger Rabbit was as jewish as they come. Oh and Snagglepuss was a gay rabbi.

the simpsons are not jew, they are evangelist christians. you are a liar sir.

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