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Postby Kylie on Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:18 pm

yeah i didnt get the point why he wanted me to see that not sure i dont get it lol
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Postby Utafar on Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:31 am

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Postby hecter on Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:17 pm

I like porn.
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Postby hawkeye on Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:19 pm

hecter wrote:I like porn.


Go with smittys body under the rock!
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Postby Utafar on Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:22 pm

hawkeye wrote:
hecter wrote:I like porn.


Go with smittys body under the rock!


...that johnnyrotten through at him


wow the old porn thread...good to see it again lol good times, good times.
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:20 am

To answer the question in the thread, I like my Girlfriends tits better
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Postby Vincent M on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:08 am

DIRESTRAITS wrote:To answer the question in the thread, I like my Girlfriends tits better

ya your right i like your girlfriends tits better myself
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Postby Xayath on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:20 am

welllooking at the thread u guys went off topic alot very amusig thread
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Postby Vincent M on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:23 am

You know i never could understand that attraction to like cartoon porn.

I cant even wrap my mind around how some people think the Flintstones have sex is hot :-k
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Postby Xayath on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:25 am

no chat ling can express how funny that is
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Postby AlgyTaylor on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:38 am

Vincent M wrote:You know i never could understand that attraction to like cartoon porn.

I cant even wrap my mind around how some people think the Flintstones have sex is hot :-k

The mind boggles.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:44 am

i think it's mainly anime and that stuff.
since, well, no one wants to see bart and lisa do it while milhouse watches from a window or something..american drawings-crap compared to the japanese
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Postby Vincent M on Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:40 am

Hitman079 wrote:i think it's mainly anime and that stuff.
since, well, no one wants to see bart and lisa do it while milhouse watches from a window or something..american drawings-crap compared to the japanese


Ya you know another think that has caught my eye is all of those anime chicks are always in pain when their getting screwed. Kinda Fucked up I must say. I mean they almost sound like they are getting raped
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:53 pm

actually, they sound like they're getting sucked down a tank of helium or something. and certain male body parts are discolored (tan compared to the fact the guy's white-skinned)
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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:54 pm

Hitman, aren't you like 13.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:58 pm

huh? what makes you think i'm 13?
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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:00 pm

The fact that you said you were 13 on the 11th page of the how old are you thread.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:02 pm

lol. hey, i'm 13 and that's the age people start looking at porn
against my will i was exposed to it at age 6
which contributes to my advanced knowledge of sexual humor
dang, i'm fucked up.
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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:03 pm

Yup.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:03 pm

well, around 11-13 is the prime age to start. any earlier, you'll have a pervert
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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:05 pm

Always remember;

The internet is for porn,
The internet is for porn,
So grab you dick
and double click
For porn porn porn.
Lot's of guys
unzip their fly's
For porn porn porn.

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Postby Cynthia on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:06 pm

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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:06 pm

Hitman079 wrote:well, around 11-13 is the prime age to start. any earlier, you'll have a pervert

Holy crap, kids now days, fucking looking at porn at age 11. Damn, I still thought girls had cooties at that age.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:07 pm

that didn't rhyme at all :x
cynthia seems to turn a blind eye to all the perverted people of the conquer club community..it doesn't seem to bother her
even though there ARE a lot of threads that degrade women as objects
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Postby hecter on Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:08 pm

Women are not objects, though they do tend to be degraded in porn, but I would never treat a woman as an object.
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