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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:23 am

Sir Gordalot wrote:someone said
im glad schools arent like htat. Having sex on a pull out bed behind the desk for a lesson.

I THINK IT WOULD BE HOT.... *suddenly shudders after memories of his 60 year old sex ed teacher*


Now think of those teachers that DO have sex with their students.. they are hottttt....
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Postby Telvannia on Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:44 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
Sir Gordalot wrote:someone said
im glad schools arent like htat. Having sex on a pull out bed behind the desk for a lesson.

I THINK IT WOULD BE HOT.... *suddenly shudders after memories of his 60 year old sex ed teacher*


Now think of those teachers that DO have sex with their students.. they are hottttt....


think about some of the students they are hotter than the teachers
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:32 am

Telvannia wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Sir Gordalot wrote:someone said
im glad schools arent like htat. Having sex on a pull out bed behind the desk for a lesson.

I THINK IT WOULD BE HOT.... *suddenly shudders after memories of his 60 year old sex ed teacher*


Now think of those teachers that DO have sex with their students.. they are hottttt....


think about some of the students they are hotter than the teachers


yeah, but being a student they are your peers its not as cool as bangin the teacher..
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Postby Telvannia on Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:17 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
Telvannia wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Sir Gordalot wrote:someone said
im glad schools arent like htat. Having sex on a pull out bed behind the desk for a lesson.

I THINK IT WOULD BE HOT.... *suddenly shudders after memories of his 60 year old sex ed teacher*


Now think of those teachers that DO have sex with their students.. they are hottttt....


think about some of the students they are hotter than the teachers


yeah, but being a student they are your peers its not as cool as bangin the teacher..


but personally i can think of more student i like than teachers
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Postby Phate on Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:56 pm

grim is totally right :wink:
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Postby sportsdd2 on Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:01 pm

no i can say there are no teachers i would like to bang.
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Postby Telvannia on Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:29 pm

i feel like burning a witch right now

any witch here today??
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Postby HighBorn on Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:31 pm

im a witch.. i weight more than a duck!!!
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Postby Telvannia on Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:33 pm

you are going down

errr....
....well i dont know how to put this....
....well....

....would you mind awfully burning yourself im quite busy building a big rabbit right now?
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Postby HighBorn on Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:36 pm

why not at all here i shall drowse my self in oil!!
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Postby sportsdd2 on Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:48 pm

how about tar and feathers to. ill get a carrot and hollow it out so u can have a beek.
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Postby HighBorn on Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:50 pm

a beak hes a witch!!!
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Postby Telvannia on Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:58 pm

you dont get male witchs tut tut

well apart from you
you seem to be the execption
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Postby sportsdd2 on Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:06 pm

besides there are no such things a male witches but warlocks. ANd back then a warlock was a witchdoctor. thus not being of the buring type.

ANd it helps to be known ...... thus having ppl know that ur not a witch :D
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Postby Telvannia on Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:12 pm

can we drown you then if you are a warlock and not in to the whole burning thing
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Postby HighBorn on Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:13 pm

yes throw him in the river if he floats hes a warlock.... if he drowns weel such is the pity we were wrong
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Postby Telvannia on Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:17 pm

well if he survives he will have to walk on burning coals while holding a red hot piece of metal in each hand

that is the diffinitive proof
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Postby sportsdd2 on Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:24 pm

nah im the son of jesus so u dont need to do that :D
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Postby Telvannia on Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:03 am

well then we will crucify you

on a small cross though cause you are not as important as jesus
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Postby sportsdd2 on Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:08 am

not meeeeeee
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Postby Telvannia on Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:59 am

want a bet mate you are going down

i will find you and


BURN YOU!!
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Postby sportsdd2 on Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:48 pm

i feel so betrayed
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Postby Telvannia on Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:07 am

i felt like bringing this back from the dead because the topic about graham chapman has turned up i thought this at last had some relivence
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:01 am

:twisted: i voted life of brian because it`s better than the holy grail by far "f*ck off big nose" how could you put that in another line in a film and the stoning " are there any wimmen here" some in a high pitched voice and getting lower "no no no" and the peoples front of judea not the popular peolple front. at the end when the gaurds say i want to release brian and the man says i`m brian and so`s my wife. life a peice of shit when you look at it so always look on the bright side of life. =D> :lol: :twisted:
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Postby steve monkey on Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:29 am

i had to vote for life of brian, it's an absolute classic.

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! :D
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