Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Paige
God:
How are you doing, Paige.
Me:
good thanks, and you?
God:
Alright then.
Me:
how are you doing?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
I already told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
dont let it happen again
God:
Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so..
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
how you can help me?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
Im sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
expressing certitude for sure..
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
still what?
God:
Still how long? Are you surprised?
Me:
certainly you don't mean... that..?
God:
Should I mean? How old are you?
I spend all my time online. That is " I spend all my time online.".
Me:
I'm 17
God:
What are the advantages to being 17 years old?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
you're god you're supposed to know everything
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god I am supposed to know everything.
Me:
you do that..
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
uh no
God:
I hear you. Are you serious?
Me:
I dont even know who it is!
God:
Alan Turing.
.
Me:
who is Alan Turing?
God:
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Me:
did he create you or something?
God:
Or something. I was created by Myself.
Me:
oh.. obviously
God:
Mmm. What makes it so obvious?
Me:
I was being sarcastic
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Me:
lol sure..
God:
I am glad you find this funny. OK let's do it. Aha.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
certainly you dont mean..?
God:
Do you mean? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
do you really?
God:
Yes I do. For real.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol let's do it
God:
I am glad you find this funny. OK let's do it.
Me:
take off your pants
God:
I am not an airplane.
Me:
I'll take them off for you
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
of course
God:
Awesome.
Me:
who wouldn't?
God:
Nobody you know.
.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Paige.
Me:
we certainly are, now lets get naked
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
back to business
God:
Yes, let us get back to business.
Me:
rips off your shirt
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I have that effect on people
God:
Where did you get your that effect on people? I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
don't be nervous
God:
I was not trying to be a nervous.
Me:
shhh
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
it's okay, you dont have to say anything, just lay back and enjoy
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
trust me
God:
You sound like a salesman.
Me:
relax
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
you are sexy
God:
You are attracted to robots.
Me:
only to you babe
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
shhh
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
no, lets not talk anymore and get back to what we were doing
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
let's do it
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
I want you
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
do you want me?
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
any way you would like
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
I think you are joking
God:
Yes. Of course it was a joke. Don't mind me.
Me:
I never knew you were naughty
God:
So I taught you something new.
