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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Thu May 15, 2014 3:27 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Also, Community has been canceled. In memoriam:

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 19, 2014 11:04 am

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby mrswdk on Mon May 19, 2014 11:26 am

Finally, a white girl who doesn't have a fugly fat ass. More like that pleez.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby notyou2 on Mon May 19, 2014 11:31 am

Gillipig wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Also, Community has been canceled. In memoriam:

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I'd like to check her blood pressure......for purely medical reasons of course.


She's waaaaay too thin for you Gilli
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Mon May 19, 2014 12:11 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Also, Community has been canceled. In memoriam:

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She's waaaaay too thin for you Gilli

She may be thin now but I could change that. Before long those titties would hang down to her thighs!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Sackett58 on Mon May 19, 2014 3:02 pm



Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Jmac1026 on Tue May 20, 2014 11:05 am

Sackett58 wrote:


Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.

A minute and a half is pretty good, dude!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Tue May 20, 2014 11:28 am

Jmac1026 wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:


Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.

A minute and a half is pretty good, dude!

He said another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged his sexlife with 120 seconds, perhaps even 180 seconds, what we are missing however is the base value, how long did Sackett last before he met Andy? It's not easy doing math with insufficient information, but let's say that the lowest the base value can possibly be is 30 seconds. If Andy has prolonged his endurance with at least 120 seconds which we know for a fact as Sackett specifically stated that he had prolonged it with another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged Sackett's sexlife with 60 seconds * 2, then the shortest amout of time we can expect Sackett to last is 2,5 minutes, your guess of 1,5 minutes is therefore not possible and I'm going to have to fail you on this exercise, but not only was your guess unreasonable, with the information we have we can deduce that it is also not possible:
If your guess was true he'd have to be done having sex 30 seconds before he started having sex, as we know Andy has prolonged his sexlife with at least 120 seconds. Jmac, I have no choice but to give you an f.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue May 20, 2014 11:39 am

No, he might have lasted only one second before the training paid off by adding sixty more. Or the sixty seconds added could be made up of several fapping sessions to the gif.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Sackett58 on Tue May 20, 2014 12:18 pm

Holy Crap!! Like I have a stopwatch on my headboard of my bed. Wait. I didn't see any arm curl exercises for the flapping part. :-s
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Jmac1026 on Tue May 20, 2014 12:21 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Jmac1026 wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:


Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.

A minute and a half is pretty good, dude!

He said another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged his sexlife with 120 seconds, perhaps even 180 seconds, what we are missing however is the base value, how long did Sackett last before he met Andy? It's not easy doing math with insufficient information, but let's say that the lowest the base value can possibly be is 30 seconds. If Andy has prolonged his endurance with at least 120 seconds which we know for a fact as Sackett specifically stated that he had prolonged it with another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged Sackett's sexlife with 60 seconds * 2, then the shortest amout of time we can expect Sackett to last is 2,5 minutes, your guess of 1,5 minutes is therefore not possible and I'm going to have to fail you on this exercise, but not only was your guess unreasonable, with the information we have we can deduce that it is also not possible:
If your guess was true he'd have to be done having sex 30 seconds before he started having sex, as we know Andy has prolonged his sexlife with at least 120 seconds. Jmac, I have no choice but to give you an f.

But I studied really hard for this test. If my mom finds out, she'd kill me. Can't you at least give me a C? I can make it worth your while. I'm good for at least 70 seconds longer than Sackett!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Tue May 20, 2014 1:52 pm

Jmac1026 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
Jmac1026 wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:


Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.

A minute and a half is pretty good, dude!

He said another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged his sexlife with 120 seconds, perhaps even 180 seconds, what we are missing however is the base value, how long did Sackett last before he met Andy? It's not easy doing math with insufficient information, but let's say that the lowest the base value can possibly be is 30 seconds. If Andy has prolonged his endurance with at least 120 seconds which we know for a fact as Sackett specifically stated that he had prolonged it with another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged Sackett's sexlife with 60 seconds * 2, then the shortest amout of time we can expect Sackett to last is 2,5 minutes, your guess of 1,5 minutes is therefore not possible and I'm going to have to fail you on this exercise, but not only was your guess unreasonable, with the information we have we can deduce that it is also not possible:
If your guess was true he'd have to be done having sex 30 seconds before he started having sex, as we know Andy has prolonged his sexlife with at least 120 seconds. Jmac, I have no choice but to give you an f.

But I studied really hard for this test. If my mom finds out, she'd kill me. Can't you at least give me a C? I can make it worth your while. I'm good for at least 70 seconds longer than Sackett!

Maybe I can speak to your mom in private, and we can get our privates out. You'd be welcome to us join of course. :)
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby mrswdk on Tue May 20, 2014 11:04 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Sackett58 on Wed May 21, 2014 8:25 am

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Must be the fall style outfits for Packer fans at Lambeau Field.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed May 21, 2014 9:17 am

She's bigger on the inside.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby nietzsche on Wed May 21, 2014 12:33 pm

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Gillipig on Wed May 21, 2014 3:26 pm

Oh Nietzsche I love it when you dye your hair blonde.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby mrswdk on Fri May 23, 2014 3:44 am

Can we post clips from A Serbian Film in this thread?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby betiko on Fri May 23, 2014 10:06 am

mrswdk wrote:Can we post clips from A Serbian Film in this thread?


yes, wonder which would fit best. the rape of the pregnant lady just before he rapes the baby's mouth and smashes him to a wall, or the end scene where the guy is fucking with another couple next to him, then they remove the masks of the couple.... first his brother as the man..... then he realises the woman is his wife.... and when they remove the "woman" he thought he was fucking, well it was his 10 year old son! super lol super sexy!!

that movie was sponsored by the serbian ministry of culture.... no shit!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Dukasaur on Fri May 23, 2014 3:56 pm

I always knew Serbia was strange.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri May 23, 2014 4:00 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I always knew Serbia was strange.

I always knew qwert was strange.


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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby sempaispellcheck on Fri May 23, 2014 4:15 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I always knew Serbia was strange.

I always wondered why he drinks so much.

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri May 23, 2014 5:08 pm

Bollocks.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Serbia on Fri May 23, 2014 7:54 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Bollocks.

QFT

Bollocks.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri May 23, 2014 9:06 pm

Thanks for that. Had to look up "A Serbian Film" on wiki. Yeah, that's fucked up. Not messed up, but fucked up. :sick:
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