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Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby black elk speaks on Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:44 am

Lol, just kidding, but where the hell is he. I haven't seen him complaining about the evil religious right trying to take over the world.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:00 am

He's mourning his utter defeat in our first CC game together (3121987).
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:01 am

Actually, I guess he's busy cos he even missed a turn.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:12 am

Look, I realise that this thread started in jest... but Juan was actually admitted to hospital earlier this week and his condition has failed to improve since then.

As such, in the name of decency, perhaps we should just let this one sink off of the front page?
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby pimpdave on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:04 am

Juan has suffered a serious case of bichromium flouride poisoning. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family at this time.

Please show some respect and change the thread to "Juan_bottom might have passed away but we are not sure yet"
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby strike wolf on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:07 am

I recommend that a mod delete it entirely.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:16 pm

*cough cough*

Sorry all, but this is prolly the last time that you will see me. Packrat31306 will be finishing my games for me. Goodby mt beloved CC. :cry:
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:37 pm

bye, Juan. luck.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:51 pm

Later juan, and good luck.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Fircoal on Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:03 pm

bye Juan.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Neoteny on Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:20 pm

I read in a recent journal that there are some experimental treatments for 2-CrF that look rather promising, but the current situation looks bleak. Get well, Juan.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Kaplowitz on Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:24 pm

how come no one makes a thread about me missing a turn?! :x

ps: bye juan, have fun in RL.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby pimpdave on Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:45 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:ps: bye juan, have fun in RL.


There is nothing fun about bichromium flouride poisoning, I assure you.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:50 pm

Fun? RL?
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby DaGip on Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:00 pm

Bye, Juan! We will miss you!
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Nikolai on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:15 pm

pimpdave wrote:Juan has suffered a serious case of bichromium flouride poisoning.


... Bichromium flouride doesn't exist. Pretty sure neither does bichromium fluoride. Actually, given my (admittedly amateur) knowledge of chemistry, I don't think such a combination is possible as a stable element.

So I'm having a hard time buying that he's poisoned from bichromium flouride. Ammonium bifluoride, maybe. Diisopropyl fluorophosphate could be quite dangerous. But bichromium flouride? Nah, it's hard to be poisoned by something that doesn't exist. I am, however, quite curious about what has poisoned him. If it's any of the usual suspects of fluoride poisoning, it's an intestinal issue, and he'll probably be fine... unless he was drinking insecticides. But if it's one of the rare neurotoxins... well, in that case... "Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again."

Hopefully modern medicine will serve you better than it did Juliet.

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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Frigidus on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:34 pm

Nikolai wrote:Good night, sweet prince
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby pimpdave on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:17 pm

Nikolai wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Juan has suffered a serious case of bichromium flouride poisoning.


... Bichromium flouride doesn't exist.


Yeah well that's just your opinion.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:24 pm

I mean can you actually prove that or is it a matter of faith, take your choice.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby strike wolf on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:30 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:*cough cough*

Sorry all, but this is prolly the last time that you will see me. Packrat31306 will be finishing my games for me. Goodby mt beloved CC. :cry:


Bye Juan. We'll all be wishing you well.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby LYR on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:37 pm

peace out dude, refuah shlema.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:50 am

Nikolai wrote:... Bichromium flouride doesn't exist.
Don't be ridiculous.

I find it extremely distasteful that you would attempt to use a thread about one man's suffering as an opportunity to grandstand your own amateur opinions on chemistry.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby joecoolfrog on Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:38 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:*cough cough*

Sorry all, but this is prolly the last time that you will see me. Packrat31306 will be finishing my games for me. Goodby mt beloved CC. :cry:


Excellent news :lol:
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:05 am

joecoolfrog wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:*cough cough*

Sorry all, but this is prolly the last time that you will see me. Packrat31306 will be finishing my games for me. Goodby mt beloved CC. :cry:


Excellent news :lol:



Joe, you're a very bad man. :D

goodbye Juan_ker.
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Re: Juan_bottom has passed away!

Postby Iliad on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:13 am

Nikolai wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Juan has suffered a serious case of bichromium flouride poisoning.


... Bichromium flouride doesn't exist.]

Can you prove that? Do you have evidence that it in fact does not exist?
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