Juan_bottom has passed away!

[Frigidus]

Juan has suffered a serious case of bichromium flouride poisoning.

... Bichromium flouride doesn't exist.]

Can you prove that? Do you have evidence that it in fact does not exist?

If you don't have pictures of it not existing I'm afraid you won't convince anyone. Perhaps a wikipedia article on it?

[Nikolai]

Juan has suffered a serious case of bichromium flouride poisoning.

... Bichromium flouride doesn't exist.]

Can you prove that? Do you have evidence that it in fact does not exist?

If you don't have pictures of it not existing I'm afraid you won't convince anyone. Perhaps a wikipedia article on it?

[Nickbaldwin]

Even a youtube link would suffice. But only if its credible and not lizard-made.

[Hologram]

I also have it on good authority that bichromium fluoride can't exist. I'm not saying he's not sick, just that someone made a mistake.

Chromium fluoride, maybe. But not bichromium fluoride.

[jonesthecurl]

Juan's OK, just not on CC for the moment.

[pimpdave]

Chromium fluoride, maybe. But not bichromium fluoride.

That's why it's funny. Cause it's impossible.

[Neoteny]

Bichromium fluoride's density is comparable to some CC posters'.

[Nikolai]

Bichromium fluoride's density is comparable to some CC posters'.

Don't you mean bichromium flouride?

[Neoteny]

Bichromium fluoride's density is comparable to some CC posters'.

Don't you mean bichromium flouride?

Bichromium fluoride's density is comparable to some CC posters'.

[Nikolai]

Are you somehow failing to get the fact that I knew he was fine and was having fun with the misspelling of fluoride and the very apropos Hamlet quote?

[pimpdave]

By the way, big ups to Nikolai for catching the joke early on.

Most people don't question the existence of bichromium flouride at all, let alone so quickly. Well done Nikolai.

Making up impossible chemicals is fun. I highly recommend it. Then just tell people about them with complete and utter confidence. Most of the time, they'll believe you.

[Nikolai]

Oh, you had me going for a few minutes too... At first I just thought it was a misspelling and Juan was seriously ill. Then I actually thought about the atomic structures of chromium and fluorine and figured it out. Then I double-checked with Google... just to be sure. After that the death-by-poison lines from Hamlet were too good to miss. And the calls for proof that it doesn't exist... priceless!

(I just wish I could've thought of a play where someone pretends to die by poison... that's the only way this could have been funnier. )

[pimpdave]

(I just wish I could've thought of a play where someone pretends to die by poison... that's the only way this could have been funnier. )

You mean like Romeo and Juliet?

[Nikolai]

Hmmm... Juliet pretends to die in her sleep, but there might've been a good line or two in her soliloquoy before she takes the priest's potion. Lemme check that.

EDIT: DOH! Good call, pimpdave... I should've used that. Fixed.