black elk speaks, Share Your Views

[pimpdave]

Mr. lk speaks,


You are very smart and intelligent and stuff and you always have worthwhile and well thought out opinions to share on the fora. Please share your views on things, as well as on stuff. Everyone, please suggest a topic for Mr. lk speaks to share his views, but only after he has answered the one pending. I will begin.

This Thread: Why You Haven't Shared Your Views In That Thread Yet, Merely To Keep Us In Suspense?

[Curmudgeonx]

I would suggest that BES explore the role of transparent sarcasm as a replacement for well-thought out flames.

[joecoolfrog]

Mr Elk

Do you feel more comfortable as a Moose like creature than you did as a Lion, secondly what is your view about toe rags who abuse the system by creating multiple accounts ?

[TheProwler]

More this to Flame Wars so we can really say what we think. Please.

[pimpdave]

Wait, I am confused. I thought this thread was for Mr. lk speaks to share his views, not for other people to share their views about Mr. lk speaks.

Please do not hijack this thread anymore and ruin it for all of us rapt with attention to have the chance to see Mr. lk speaks' views for once.

And of course, Mr. lk speaks is allowed to share his views in any way he wishes, if that is to refuse comment, that is his prerogative, but he has to share his views before anyone else can suggest new views, unless, like, a week goes by without an appearance by him, cause like, that's an extenuating circumstance FFS.

[black elk speaks]

well, my personal views on the whole "tv is a controlling medium" is "well duh!"

Of course it is. The vast majority of us watch TV and are inundated by millions of advertisements that make us "want" to go out and buy the stuff that we think we need. I wouldn't, however, go so far as to suggest that it actually forms our opinions though. I mean, sure there are those what are so gullible that they believe everything that they see, but that doesn't mean that it forms their opinions for them. Take into consideration the recent argument about the customer "service" debacle that is CC. There are some here that would have you believe that you should pay money for a specific level of service, and yet, when that level isn't delivered, you should internally re-negotiate the deal and simply sigh up again next year. Moreover, those with their heads in the sand mutter in a muffled tone "murpha mruph murph, muhrr muffa muffa muff" whch is losely translated as "take a deep breath and simma down"

anyway, to the topic of multi's, I can't imagine why anyone would want to come back again after getting booted from this kind of abuse. it does no good. in fact, i have spent several days away from the forums and am better for it, i think.

[Juan_Bottom]

Mr. lk speaks,

I only have enough money for one, so which knife is more badass, a switchblade or a big bowie knife?

[black elk speaks]

Mr. lk speaks,

I only have enough money for one, so which knife is more badass, a switchblade or a big bowie knife?

my personal preference is the butterfly, but I think that I would rather take a big bowie knife in a pinch over the switchblade. I much prefer the single piece with less mechanics when it comes to a melee weapon.

[King_Herpes]

Mr. Elkers,

If I were dressed up as a clown with half done makeup and a 5 O-clock shadow would you let me sell balloons and puppies to your children? Or would you just invite me into your home to entertain them behind closed doors? Choose one.

Note: I would be wearing poka-dots and hula-hoop pants.

[black elk speaks]

Mr. Elkers,

If I were dressed up as a clown with half done makeup and a 5 O-clock shadow would you let me sell balloons and puppies to your children? Or would you just invite me into your home to entertain them behind closed doors? Choose one.

Note: I would be wearing poka-dots and hula-hoop pants.

I would allow you into my house to "entertain" my kids. My son's, both of whom have had ample experience with fire arms would be instructed to show you no mercy and not to allow you to leave the premises alive.

[King_Herpes]

Mr. Elkers,

If I were dressed up as a clown with half done makeup and a 5 O-clock shadow would you let me sell balloons and puppies to your children? Or would you just invite me into your home to entertain them behind closed doors? Choose one.

Note: I would be wearing poka-dots and hula-hoop pants.

I would allow you into my house to "entertain" my kids. My son's, both of whom have had ample experience with fire arms would be instructed to show you no mercy and not to allow you to leave the premises alive.

So you would tell your kids to commit murder? What kind of parent are you? I didn't say anything suggestive did I? Maybe he's afraid of clowns....

[black elk speaks]

Mr. Elkers,

If I were dressed up as a clown with half done makeup and a 5 O-clock shadow would you let me sell balloons and puppies to your children? Or would you just invite me into your home to entertain them behind closed doors? Choose one.

Note: I would be wearing poka-dots and hula-hoop pants.

I would allow you into my house to "entertain" my kids. My son's, both of whom have had ample experience with fire arms would be instructed to show you no mercy and not to allow you to leave the premises alive.

So you would tell your kids to commit murder? What kind of parent are you? I didn't say anything suggestive did I? Maybe he's afraid of clowns....

they would plead self defense and given that they are both under the age of 10, they would probably get away with it.

[King_Herpes]

Mr. Elkers,

If I were dressed up as a clown with half done makeup and a 5 O-clock shadow would you let me sell balloons and puppies to your children? Or would you just invite me into your home to entertain them behind closed doors? Choose one.

Note: I would be wearing poka-dots and hula-hoop pants.

I would allow you into my house to "entertain" my kids. My son's, both of whom have had ample experience with fire arms would be instructed to show you no mercy and not to allow you to leave the premises alive.

So you would tell your kids to commit murder? What kind of parent are you? I didn't say anything suggestive did I? Maybe he's afraid of clowns....

they would plead self defense and given that they are both under the age of 10, they would probably get away with it.

Yes, most likely. But just think of all the fun they could have had with those balloons and puppies instead of growing up with a complex for mutilating the neighborhood clown. That's no life for a young child. I am going to ask that you read a book called, Parenting For Dummies.

[black elk speaks]

but executing a child molesting clown is the perfect way for kids everywhere to send a message to clowns like you.

[King_Herpes]

but executing a child molesting clown is the perfect way for kids everywhere to send a message to clowns like you.

Where have I mentioned anything about child molesting You have a dark mind and I hope your neighbors don't have children. Read that book when you get a chance

-Herpes the clown-

[black elk speaks]

but executing a child molesting clown is the perfect way for kids everywhere to send a message to clowns like you.

Where have I mentioned anything about child molesting You have a dark mind and I hope your neighbors don't have children. Read that book when you get a chance

-Herpes the clown-

okay, I admit it, I would instruct my kids to shoot you and burn your corpse only because I personally don't like you and I don't even really know why.

[King_Herpes]

but executing a child molesting clown is the perfect way for kids everywhere to send a message to clowns like you.

Where have I mentioned anything about child molesting You have a dark mind and I hope your neighbors don't have children. Read that book when you get a chance

-Herpes the clown-

okay, I admit it, I would instruct my kids to shoot you and burn your corpse only because I personally don't like you and I don't even really know why.

[apey]

Where do you stand on anger management

[black elk speaks]

Where do you stand on anger management

My stance on anger management is that I think it is important to keep cool, especially in situations that are outside of your control. I wish i could say that i never lose my temper, but, unfortunately, that's just not the case.

[apey]

what about partying you like parties

[black elk speaks]

what about partying you like parties

I don't care for overwhelmingly large groups of people, but small gatherings and gettogethers, yes.

[apey]

cool so when we gonna party

[black elk speaks]

cool so when we gonna party

where do you live?

[black elk speaks]

but seriously good people, I am about much more than partying and disemboweling... what other questions have you for me?

[Frigidus]

but executing a child molesting clown is the perfect way for kids everywhere to send a message to clowns like you.

Where have I mentioned anything about child molesting You have a dark mind and I hope your neighbors don't have children. Read that book when you get a chance

-Herpes the clown-

okay, I admit it, I would instruct my kids to shoot you and burn your corpse only because I personally don't like you and I don't even really know why.

Oh my, how exciting! OK, let me start off by saying I'm a huge pedophile, who is also into S&M (I like the whole inverse power structure, kids on top, they're in my bottom). Your kids sound like just what I'm looking for. Could I also head on down to your place? Perhaps even have a three way with King Herpes and one of your children?