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The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby pimpdave on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:15 pm

In this thread, we will make valid comparisons. Since there are numerous other threads in which people are making valid comparisons, such as comparing Obama to Hitler, I thought there should be a thread devoted to such a practice. This is in hopes of helping people understand valid comparisons.

I'll begin.

You see, apples are just like oranges. Both of them have color on the outside of the fruit. Both have seeds inside. Both get eaten. Both grow on trees. Both are used to make juice.

As you can see, apples are the same thing as oranges.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Hologram on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:18 pm

Flies are the same thing as orangutans.

Both have hair, are multi-cellular organisms, and can move about their environment. Therefore, they must be the exact same thing.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby hecter on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:27 pm

Black holes and vacuum cleaners are exactly the same thing. They both try to draw in what ever they can into a central point.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Hologram on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:28 pm

Black holes and hecter's vagina are the exact same thing.


Actually, that one just kinda speaks for itself.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:33 pm

A sparrow is just like an elephant.
Except for the number of legs.
And the trunk.
And the tusks.
And the size.
And the feathers.
And they both have wings (except for the elephant).
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:33 pm

Hologram wrote:Black holes and hecter's vagina are the exact same thing.


Actually, that one just kinda speaks for itself.



Black holes have teeth?
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Hologram on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:41 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Hologram wrote:Black holes and hecter's vagina are the exact same thing.


Actually, that one just kinda speaks for itself.



Black holes have teeth?

They do when the black hole is hecter's vagina.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:14 pm

InkL0sed is inside your mom. Oh wait, that's a fact, not a comparison.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Hologram on Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:19 pm

Why would you be inside hecter?
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby jnd94 on Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:30 pm

I'm just like Obama except for our differences.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Frigidus on Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:45 pm

Yellow is just like blue. Neither are red, orange, green, or purple, yet combine some of those and you get yellow and blue. They are the same thing.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby PLAYER57832 on Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:49 pm

HItler was a liberal.

Since Hitler has the word socialism in his party name and all liberals are socialists...
Hitler was obviously a liberal.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby spurgistan on Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:13 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:HItler was a liberal.

Since Hitler has the word socialism in his party name and all liberals are socialists...
Hitler was obviously a liberal.


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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Vace Cooper on Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:37 pm

Vace Cooper and kick ass are the same. Vace Cooper kicks ass, and kick ass kicks ass. they are the same thing.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Ditocoaf on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:05 pm

Aslo,

Godwin was obviously a Nazi.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:06 pm

"Madness" = "Sparta"
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby pimpdave on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:42 pm

Did you know that sports analogies are perfectly valid comparisons to the office? In fact, many offices have sports teams!

Think about it. In an office everyone wears protective gear, or their suits. Plays are often made by going the distance and giving impossible amounts such as anything over 100%. Teamwork is an oft praised ideal.

Therefore, all retired baseball guys open car dealerships for some inconceivable reason.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Frigidus on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:48 pm

Black Elk Speaks is the same as Norse. Both frequent the Not Yet Banned. The multi hunters can thank me later. Also, BES was probably Norse's greatest troll account to date.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Hologram on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:54 pm

Possibly. His multis don't usually last this long though, so far as I can recall.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby pimpdave on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:56 pm

Please only make valid comparisons in this thread.

For example. Triscuits are the same thing as Shit. Especially when eaten and when being tasted.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:55 pm

BES is like a Triscuit.
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:57 pm

(incidentally, I don't know what a triscuit is. Etymologically the word appears to mean something cooked three times,)
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Frigidus on Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:00 am

jonesthecurl wrote:(incidentally, I don't know what a triscuit is. Etymologically the word appears to mean something cooked three times,)


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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:04 am

I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...
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Re: The Valid Comparison Thread

Postby Hologram on Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:06 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...

Think shredded wheat in cracker form.
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