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The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby sailorseal on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:25 pm

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Hello Nothing Fans,
Welcome to the first issue of The Weekly Nothing! Alright so by now your thinking "By golly, now what is this here?" The Weekly Nothing will be your one stop shop for Conquer Club hilarity.
To subscribe just send a private message to sailorseal
Now let's get started, now we have lots fun packed into this one thread! :D

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The Highest Tree
A weekly report on CC mafia containing a description of all active games.


Picture yourself, living in a small town, with lots of friendly neighbors, when suddenly one of them dies. There are rumors that the mafia has to do with it, and you, the local cop, plan to investigate it. All the villagers of the town are out for blood, but you are trying to see this logicaly. You figure that everyone should settle down and you'll just investigate peopple that night, but there is a catch. Nobody knows you are a cop, and they all think you are a mafia member. When you try to tell them to settle down, they start yelling to lynch you! You claim that you are a cop, but someone else claims that they are too, causeing mass hysteria. Eventualy you get strung up from the highest tree in town, and in the end, the mafia lives another day and can kill more people that night.
This is an experience I had while playing the thrilling mind game, mafia, located right here in our forums. It is a role playing game where you need to outsmart the mafia, or trick the town. There area currently 4 games going on, with several more waithing for you to sign up.


Ongoing games

Never ending story mafia
Described by suspect101
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Lord of the Rings Mafia
Dsescribed by stroop
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PMC's Newbie Game
Described by Pmchugh
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The Order of the Stick Mafia
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Game signups.
Interested in playing? It is fun and easy. The following are games looking for people to sign up.

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Sign up today!

~Captainwalrus

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A article about a funny bust that has recently taken place where the actual event is skewed for comedic purposes
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A list of the five longest threads
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Dublanous1 will bring you this section soon, stay tuned

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A section about forum games, from the non-funny to the funny.
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We chose a thread we find funny and spotlight it picking a few posts to display.
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We will be running a hilarious weekly poll soon

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Now that I have your attention, I would like to inform you that we are seeking staff.
Open positions:
Weekly Poller- In this job all you do is run the weekly poll and write about the results
Funny Buster- In this job all you do is find a funny bust and write about it
Formatting Editor-In this job all you do is shape this newsletter into all its glory! (Editing and junk)
To apply private message me (sailorseal)

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sailorseal- Editor in Chief
captainwalrus- Mafia Reporter
Dublanous1- Graphics Creator, Recently Deceased Reporter
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby Martin Ronne on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:56 pm

You have Way too much fĆ¼cking time on your hands sailorseal.
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby sailorseal on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:57 pm

Martin Ronne wrote:You have Way too much fĆ¼cking time on your hands sailorseal.

Dude I didn't write it all :lol:
No where near...
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby Strife on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:59 pm

Why would we care about any of that... at all?
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby sailorseal on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:00 pm

Strife wrote:Why would we care about any of that... at all?

Does the word "Nothing" mean anything to you?

EDIT: Also because its funny
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby Sir Sinclair on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:01 pm

you r the man full of laughs
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby sailorseal on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:03 pm

Sir Sinclair wrote:you r the man full of laughs

Thanks :D
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby targetman377 on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:21 pm

i love this news letter
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby sailorseal on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:23 pm

targetman377 wrote:i love this news letter

Thanks

On that note I will begin our poll
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby pimpdave on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:27 pm

i fully support this idea.
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby Timminz on Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:13 am

Ooooh... Is that paprus?
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby Skittles! on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:06 am

I actually like this - particularly the mafia part. Good job captainwalrus. :D Make sure you keep regular updates about it :)

As for the other parts - make sure you really impress the ideas of them. As in, make them better. I only really cared about the mafia part but I guess that's just me.

Also - The Weekly Poller? Personally, I don't understand why you'd have a weekly poller.
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby the.killing.44 on Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:50 am

You should list how many pages/posts there are in the Longest Threads. That was good though :)

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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby sailorseal on Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:07 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:You should list how many pages/posts there are in the Longest Threads. That was good though :)

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I wanted to but it increases every minute so as soon as the newsletter goes out, bam the numbers are wrong
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:33 pm

For the Longest Threads part, consider reporting on the change over time---since the last newsletter. "Longest Thread +24," "Spamalot +12," etc. Then you can see which are growing more. :)

And I feel like you are missing some key things about the Off Topics forum---namely something about conspiracies, politics, debating...etc.


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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby sailorseal on Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:21 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:For the Longest Threads part, consider reporting on the change over time---since the last newsletter. "Longest Thread +24," "Spamalot +12," etc. Then you can see which are growing more. :)

And I feel like you are missing some key things about the Off Topics forum---namely something about conspiracies, politics, debating...etc.


--Andy

Thanks Andy

Do you mean CC conspiracies?
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby captainwalrus on Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:26 pm

on the subject of conspiracies, this is great. (click it)
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby captainwalrus on Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:58 pm

Does anyone have anything they would like to see in the newsletter? Next time we will probably have an interview, which will be funny.
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby el-presidente on Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:08 am

I like this, keep it up guys! Who is the interviewe
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby sailorseal on Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:05 pm

el-presidente wrote:I like this, keep it up guys! Who is the interviewe

:-$


Also people, we really could use some volunteers ;)
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby lord voldemort on Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:09 pm

i found this a thrilling read :D
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby Falkomagno on Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:29 pm

I like it. I'm gonna unsubscribe of any other issue, and be full in this.

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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby sailorseal on Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:57 pm

Falkomagno wrote:I like it. I'm gonna unsubscribe of any other issue, and be full in this.

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Does this mean you want to subscribe?
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby Falkomagno on Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:57 pm

yes
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Re: The Weekly Nothing [Issue 1]

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:10 pm

Will this be "published" publically or do you have to subscribe? What's the subscription good for anyway?
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