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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:00 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:44 am

Army of GOD wrote:guess what

You put someone's what-what in your butt-butt?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:36 am

No he went to hooters and married the waitress with the biggest chest. Than was divorced 3 hours later for sexual assault thrown in jail raped by big joe and his meat train busted out by the Italian mafia killed the god father and now runs the Siciliano family which controls the U.S. supply of illegal furry porn.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:18 am

well good thing he wanted to tell us. i mean hear at this thread we should feel free to tell each other everything
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:23 am

targetman377 wrote:well good thing he wanted to tell us. i mean hear at this thread we should feel free to tell each other everything

Even about that one night stand you had with a mule?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:26 am

I think you got me confused with jimbo
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:31 am

targetman377 wrote:I think you got me confused with jimbo

No I even have the pictures...oh wait that's sarah jessica parker...nvm
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:33 am

so i am building an iglue again this time its gonna be huge and guess what i can already stand in it!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:34 am

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I think you can see why I had the two confused.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:35 am

actually i cant i look nothing like that really i dont but jimbo looks like that
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:36 am

targetman377 wrote:actually i cant i look nothing like that really i dont but jimbo looks like that

Not you the mule.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:38 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:actually i cant i look nothing like that really i dont but jimbo looks like that

Not you the mule.

you just had to get that post didn't you.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:41 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:actually i cant i look nothing like that really i dont but jimbo looks like that

Not you the mule.

If I had known this would have been the 1000000 post I would have thought of something clever to say...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:42 am

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:actually i cant i look nothing like that really i dont but jimbo looks like that

Not you the mule.

you just had to get that post didn't you.

Well if I had known I wouldn't have made it so mundane...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:51 am

strike wolf wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:actually i cant i look nothing like that really i dont but jimbo looks like that

Not you the mule.

If I had known this would have been the 1000000 post I would have thought of something clever to say...

but you failed i was gonna use dancing smiles!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:52 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:actually i cant i look nothing like that really i dont but jimbo looks like that

Not you the mule.

you just had to get that post didn't you.

Well if I had known I wouldn't have made it so mundane...

:lol: :lol: :lol: i think its great it captures the moment here in si i mean we all come in here for a little conversation.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:38 pm

So
So you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
Did they get you trade
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for cool breeze?
And cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish
How I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
Running over the same old ground
Year after year
What have we found?
The same old fears
Wish you were here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:36 pm

strike wolf wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Not you the mule.

If I had known this would have been the 1000000 post I would have thought of something clever to say...

I actually think, taken out of context, 'Not you, the mule.' is a pretty terrific phrase. **Nibbles on a clever-banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:47 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Not you the mule.

If I had known this would have been the 1000000 post I would have thought of something clever to say...

I actually think, taken out of context, 'Not you, the mule.' is a pretty terrific phrase. **Nibbles on a clever-banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:57 pm

targetman377 wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!




girlfriends in a coma, you know it's serious.

:-s




do you really think she'll pull through?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:12 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Not you the mule.

If I had known this would have been the 1000000 post I would have thought of something clever to say...

I actually think, taken out of context, 'Not you, the mule.' is a pretty terrific phrase. **Nibbles on a clever-banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:13 pm

strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Not you the mule.

If I had known this would have been the 1000000 post I would have thought of something clever to say...

I actually think, taken out of context, 'Not you, the mule.' is a pretty terrific phrase. **Nibbles on a clever-banana**


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I'm already auctioning it off on ebay

i really do not think your going to get anything for it
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:14 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!




girlfriends in a coma, you know it's serious.

:-s




do you really think she'll pull through?

she will be back before you know it! :-s
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:27 pm

hey you

yes you
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:10 pm

**Munches on a yes-banana**


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