Conquer Club Survivor

[xelabale]

The scenario:

Holy f*ck, captain.crazy was right! The world as we know it collapsed in less than a week - no money, no infrastructure, nothing. Amazingly, the only people to survive were members of a shadowy, loosely knit organisation known only by it's initials, CC. We may never be sure how this happened - was john9blue right - God chose only him and those he played online riskish with?

Weirdly the world itself was rearranged during this great catastrophe. All remnants of man were erased - no buildings, no roads, no McDs - God must've been really pissed with humankind. All the CCers find themselves on an unrecognisable land-mass in just the clothes they were wearing when the excrement hit the ventilation system.There seems to be animal life around, the climate seems to be benign - for now.

The questions:

Will humanity survive?
How - in fact will - CC form a working society?
When will I be able to play online strategy games again?

[Frigidus]

One by one the abrasive, liberal types will be sacrificed at foul altars to a shadowy figure rarely seen, his name only whispered: Lack. Their cursed souls will occasionally make appearances as doppelgangers, but they too will be quickly sacrificed. Meanwhile, Captain Crazy won't shut the f*ck up about how right he was, and everyone foes him. The Republicans then take the White House and Senate. The world implodes.

[PLAYER57832]

One by one the abrasive, liberal types will be sacrificed at foul altars to a shadowy figure rarely seen, his name only whispered: Lack. Their cursed souls will occasionally make appearances as doppelgangers, but they too will be quickly sacrificed. Meanwhile, Captain Crazy won't shut the f*ck up about how right he was, and everyone foes him. The Republicans then take the White House and Senate. The world implodes.

Ah, but now I think is the time for the TRUE world order to appear. After all, captain was correct. I can finally confess, we liberals are all united in one big conspiracy to wreck the economy, our nation and the world at large. We begin with the destruction of the economy so everyone is forced to move to self-sufficient cooperatives, followed by a rampage of loose morals. No more nasty businesses! No more Republican or Democratic Agendas! Let nature rule!

Once the people are united in their silly co-ops, only then can the true leaders take shape.. the cats! With some assistance from those far inferior creatures (as far as cats are concerned, the dogs naturally insist they are merely letting the cats have their say!)

[bedub1]

Stop teasing me with paradise. I'd get to hang out with only people on CC? We'd be the only people left? It would be up to us to re-populate the earth? I called dibs on _______ as my wife....oh and _______ and while I'm at it _______. I've got more than enough love to spread around.

[jonesthecurl]

Damn. Why did I have to have that vasectomy?
Still, can I just practice the repopulating stuff?

[spurgistan]

Stop teasing me with paradise. I'd get to hang out with only people on CC? We'd be the only people left? It would be up to us to re-populate the earth? I called dibs on captain.crazy as my wife....oh and targetman, and while I'm at it NightStrike. I've got more than enough love to spread around.

I solved the puzzle! What do I get?

[GabonX]

lol

[captain.crazy]

those of you that are sporting the black square will be quarantined in a fema camp though... you are infected with brain rot from your fluoride and mercury diet. You may have to be exterminated... probably by being gassed.

[Frigidus]

those of you that are sporting the black square will be quarantined in a fema camp though... you are infected with brain rot from your fluoride and mercury diet. You may have to be exterminated... probably by being gassed.

So, basically, my prediction was correct.

[captain.crazy]

those of you that are sporting the black square will be quarantined in a fema camp though... you are infected with brain rot from your fluoride and mercury diet. You may have to be exterminated... probably by being gassed.

So, basically, my prediction was correct.

you are too far gone... there is no awakening possible for you.

[Frigidus]

those of you that are sporting the black square will be quarantined in a fema camp though... you are infected with brain rot from your fluoride and mercury diet. You may have to be exterminated... probably by being gassed.

So, basically, my prediction was correct.

you are too far gone... there is no awakening possible for you.

God help me.

[captain.crazy]

those of you that are sporting the black square will be quarantined in a fema camp though... you are infected with brain rot from your fluoride and mercury diet. You may have to be exterminated... probably by being gassed.

So, basically, my prediction was correct.

you are too far gone... there is no awakening possible for you.

God help me.

well... its a start!

[xelabale]

Was that the definitive answer? Why are you so upset with me that you need to be derogatory to me on your first post I guess it is a divisive post .