"Hello, Mother"

by **InkL0sed** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:01 pm

"It seems I've made a huge mistake. I just checked, and apparently I missed my Physics final this morning. Can you write me a note saying I was sick? Maybe then they'll let me take it..."

This had nothing to do with CC. Nothing at all.

by **Iliad** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:19 pm

Ouch man

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:24 pm

Isaw a guy do the opposite once - turn up in the exam room (2nd year of a History degree), and couldn't find his seat.
"Oh," says the Invigilator, "todays's the 7th. NOT the 14th."

Mind you for the next paper, I lost the exam room - thought it was in building A and it was instead in a building I'd never been to and only found halfway through the exam time.

by **suggs** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:22 pm

I passed an exam in the 20th century.

by **Neoteny** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:21 pm

Just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

by **Neoteny** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:22 pm

MAMAAAAA! HOOOOOOOOO!

Anyhow, that sucks. The closest I've come to missing a final was about halfway through. It was for invertebrate biology and I don't think I was doing so hot in the class to begin with. Something about bugs...

by **InkL0sed** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:16 am

Neoteny wrote:Just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

A fitting quote...

I may have just condemned myself to not getting into college/failing physics.

by **Ditocoaf** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:55 am

ouch... ouch. that really sucks. I was just looking around to post a thread about high school seniors, an how we will graduate (or have graduated like I did last Friday!), but, er... now I feel mean. Really hope things turn out for you, Ink. It'd suck to be a fifth-year senior.

On a totally unrelated note, I'm finally completely sober after last night, which feels good.

by **DAZMCFC** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:38 am

suggs wrote:I passed an exam in the 20th century.

that's a coincidence, so did i. i've not took onethis century though.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:31 am

I'm not sure I believe you.

But if this is true, then it's all about inflicting an injury on yourself, then blaming it on a traffic accident en-route to the exam.

After all, who is going to think you were stupid enough to self-harm? It's all about going the extra-mile y'see...

by **Juan_Bottom** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:23 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I'm not sure I believe you.

But if this is true, then it's all about inflicting an injury on yourself, then blaming it on a traffic accident en-route to the exam.

After all, who is going to think you were stupid enough to self-harm? It's all about going the extra-mile y'see...

If I were you, I'd have a friend hit me with a car. Works everytime. Have the friend drive between 20-25 MPH, then simply jump up landing sidways onto the hood, and roll backwards(mind the windshield). Make sure to wrap your arms around your head! If you do it right, you shouldn't break any bones(though this can only help you), but you should get some very good bruising. Mind the pavement when you land.
You can even make out some fake hospitalization papers on Microsoft Word. Take them to get photocopied somewhere, and do your best to run-down the quality. Make sure to have your friend fill them out with BLACK INK too(after photocopying)!

by **InkL0sed** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:25 pm

I just took the test. The Physics AP said he may count it... [-o<

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:24 pm

InkL0sed wrote:I just took the test. The Physics AP said he may count it...

Good luck. If I prayed, I'd do it now. You have my sympathy for your understandable (but WHOA stupid) mistake.

by **Snorri1234** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:29 pm

InkL0sed wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

A fitting quote...

I may have just condemned myself to not getting into college/failing physics.

You're still in highschool?

by **InkL0sed** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:32 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

A fitting quote...

I may have just condemned myself to not getting into college/failing physics.

You're still in highschool?

Yep. Just about to finish my junior year.

by **Snorri1234** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:34 pm

InkL0sed wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

A fitting quote...

I may have just condemned myself to not getting into college/failing physics.

You're still in highschool?

Yep. Just about to finish my junior year.

Wow, I always thought you were older than that.

Damn these internets and the inability to see people and accurately guess their age!

by **bspride** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:41 pm

Neoteny wrote:Just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

oh my god...i like that song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI
thats some classy shit...
oh and tough luck with the test...I went to take my ACT on the 14th...denied entrance because my License expired on the 9th...f*ck them

by **Ditocoaf** on Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:44 pm

So ink... how'd this turn out for you? Do you know what the outcome is yet?

by **The Weird One** on Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:49 pm

InkL0sed wrote:I just took the test. The Physics AP said he may count it...

Good luck

by **PLAYER57832** on Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:53 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
suggs wrote:I passed an exam in the 20th century.

that's a coincidence, so did i. i've not took onethis century though.

Join the crowd ....

by **InkL0sed** on Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:00 pm

Ditocoaf wrote:So ink... how'd this turn out for you? Do you know what the outcome is yet?

Nope, no idea. I probably won't know until I get the report card.

I'm pretty sure he'll count it though... call it a hunch. I'm just lucky like that.

by **animorpherv1** on Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:54 pm

Well.. your older than me, I'm just getting INTO High Schol Next School Year

by **Ditocoaf** on Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:33 pm

That's a surprise.

by **InkL0sed** on Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:36 am

Ah yes... since a smattering of people seemed like they actually cared, I may as well tell you all -- I passed Physics! Hooray!

...Of course, I got a 63 on the final, and dropped from an 85 to 80... but no worries...