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Best Practical Joke You've Ever Pulled

Postby I GOT SERVED on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:01 am

Well, the title basically says it all. Feel free to post excellent practical jokes that were pulled on you.

I'll start off.

One night, me and my friends were chillin, watching a movie. After the movie, on of my friends remembered a really cool game where one person was blindfolded. I don't remember the description of the game though.

But what happened was that all of my friends volunteered me to go first. So I get blindfolded. Then, without warning, my friends grab me, and throw me into the trunk of a car. I think it was a station wagon, because one of the sides was a cage.

After what felt like an hour of driving (but it was probably 15 minutes), the car stopped. I was dragged out of the back, and then I was forced to stand up on a chair. Then, my friends proceeded to duck tape me to the side of a building.

But this was no ordinary building, it was a frat house. Now mind you, I was a freshman in high school at the time, so this was my first experience with a frat house of any sort (not counting Animal House).

So after my friends duck taped me, then took the chair out from under my feet, and stuck some sort of a sign on my chest. I later found out that this sign said: "Freshman" in rather large letters.

I was heckled for about half an hour, I think. Then my friends took pity on me, and took me down. Then, on the van ride back to my home, I simply said: "Wow, I think I just got served"

But for those of you who care, I got my revenge later on. :twisted:
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Postby I GOT SERVED on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:02 am

And for those who care, here was my revenge:

To start, I got them back individually by playing simple practical jokes, like tying doorknobs together (I live in a dorm, so this works perfectly), filling umbrellas with flour so that once they open up, the person holding it gets covered in flour, putting worms in peoples shoes, simple stuff like that.

But I did have a Coup de Grace.

Firstly, you must know that the door knob to one of my friends rooms was really fucked up. The locking mechanism was reversed for some reason. So you could lock the inside of the room, but the outside was always unlocked.

So one night, me and my friends had decided to watch a movie in my friends room (the one with the reversed lock). Fortunately, he had just stocked up on Axe (the deodorant that reeks, especially if you put too much on) earlier that week.

I went in earlier in the day and stole all of my friends Axe.

Fast-foward to the night that I'm watching the movie. I leave to "go to the bathroom" Instead, I grab all of the Axe that I stole earlier. I get some duck tape, and tape down the button that sprays the Axe. I open the door just a crack, then toss it in.

Now repeat the above process 5-6 times.

All of my friends puked. All over the place. Now imagine that mess. Axe + Puke + Smelly dorm room = Living Hell.

I was satisfied. :twisted:
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Postby Aegnor on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:03 am

More power to you and your friends. You really know how to have good time.
Me and my friends were nerdy and boring at that age.. sigh. I'm sorry I have nothing funny to add to the thread, the most "extreme" occurrence I can remember is one time me and my friends got really drunk and we all got a room in some guest house thing, we totally trashed the place. It was a real shock to wake up next morning and see the room in shambles without remembering anything from that night.
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Postby dominationnation on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:06 am

I told everyone in my school hat I was going to private school the following year. I kept it going for a bout 2 months. then on the last day aof school the threw a going away party for me. At the end I told them that it was all just a joke. They got realy mad and threw the cake at me.
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Postby Aegnor on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:08 am

dominationnation wrote:I told everyone in my school hat I was going to private school the following year. I kept it going for a bout 2 months. then on the last day aof school the threw a going away party for me. At the end I told them that it was all just a joke. They got realy mad and threw the cake at me.


Haha! That actually made me laugh out loud!
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:12 am

the best would have to be gladwrapping various people to various things, from trees while out camping to beds, and then turning it upside down :lol: thats always good
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Postby jnd94 on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:14 am

o i remember a better one now
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Postby CBlake on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:27 am

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Postby max is gr8 on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:28 am

Me and a friend went camping
they sleep like a log I took the sleeping bag they where sleeping in and took it to the middle of a field of cows and he woke up at 2 o clock :twisted:
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Postby wcaclimbing on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:29 am

Fill the gatorade bottles with water, hold a notecard over the top of them so they dont leak (with the cap off). Turn it over quickly so the water is still inside the bottle. Leave it somewhere in your school. The only way to move the bottle is to spill the water :twisted:
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:35 am

a friend once pulled a condom over a beer (bottle) really tightly so it couldnt be seen, turned it once and put it down in the middle of a busy bar, a few minuites later the build up of gas and foam from the reaction caused by the lubricant and the beer soots up like a fountain and the condom is shot up then left lying in a pile of white foam :lol:
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:56 pm

i fooled my brother into eating a box Coa-Coa Lax, told him it was a chocolate i got from the store after i wrapped it in a hersheys wrapper
(foil stuff)
after he was done eating it i told him he should be feeling the love o say 2 hours from now and he said "what love?"
he found out after those two hours :lol:
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Postby coconut4paws on Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:06 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:i fooled my brother into eating a box Coa-Coa Lax, told him it was a chocolate i got from the store after i wrapped it in a hersheys wrapper
(foil stuff)
after he was done eating it i told him he should be feeling the love o say 2 hours from now and he said "what love?"
he found out after those two hours :lol:
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Postby unriggable on Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:13 pm

Take a cup, fill it with water, put an index card on the top so nothing can go out, flip it all upside down, put it on the floor, remove the index card. Repeat like eight hundred times in the gym. The guys will be pissed off when they come in to play basketball!
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Postby Gilligan on Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:00 pm

Put baby powder in the back of a hair dryer. When you turn it on, it goes everywhere.
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Postby autoload on Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:04 pm

One time I was going to pretend like I was going to cut off my friend's arm and scare his mom. We got a fake arm made up and made a bunch of syrupy fake blood. We even went so far as to practice severing the arm with a machete a few times to make it look real. Finally the day came to scare his mom and that's when a thought crossed my mind that i can kill two birds with one stone. I chopped off my friend's real arm instead of the fake one and scared them both!

That was a pretty good joke neither of them were expecting...
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Postby Gilligan on Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:17 pm

You seriously chopped off his arm??
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Postby sheepofdumb on Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:18 pm

Lol. You believe him?
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Postby autoload on Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:20 pm

Well the ER was able to reattach his arm, so no harm no foul right?

We still laugh about it today.
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Postby Serbia on Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:00 pm

My cousin was getting married. My Dad, step-mom and step-brother were going to the wedding, where they'd see my sister, and meet her boyfriend for the first time. Now, I have a habit of making up stories, and telling my step-brother, just to see if he'll believe them. Well, I told him about my sister's boyfriend, Todd. I said, when you meet him, he's a good guy, friendly and all, but whatever you do, DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE. He gets freaked by it. You have to know him really well before he's ok with it. So, look above him, look at his ear, whatever, just not in the eyes. Naturally, I thought this was so stupid, he'd never believe me. And I forgot about it.

Fastforward to the wedding. My sister is there, with Todd, so I my sis introduces him to my parents and brother. Afterwards, at the party, my step-mom says "so what's with Todd?" What do you mean, I ask? Well, she says, he seemed nice enough... I said "of course he is, why are you asking?" She says "well your brother said not to look him in the eye, so your dad, brother and I all advoided eye contact with him." I burst out laughing right away, thinking this is the most hillarious thing ever. They didn't think it was all that funny. I told Todd later, and he also thought it was great, saying "I wondered what was wrong with them, they wouldn't look me in the eye!" It was pretty funny at the time....
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Postby wrightfan123 on Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:37 pm

Step 1: Get every single cup in your houe. Step 2: Fill them all with water. Step 3: Place cups in sibling's bedroom. Step 3x (not completely necessary): You and other sibling(s) use all bathrooms in house once other sibling wakes up. Step 4: Talk to sibling about: Hoover Dam, Niagra Falls, Mississippi River.

Muwahahahaha! :D
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:29 am

Exlax+a sleeping pill. Pretty self explanitory
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Postby Hitman079 on Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:47 am

DIRESTRAITS wrote:Exlax+a sleeping pill. Pretty self explanitory

LMFAO THAT'S GOLD
it's so simple..but GENIUS! just GENIUS!
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:09 am

Hitman079 wrote:
DIRESTRAITS wrote:Exlax+a sleeping pill. Pretty self explanitory

LMFAO THAT'S GOLD
it's so simple..but GENIUS! just GENIUS!


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Postby Guilty_Biscuit on Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:18 am

The old clingfilm over the toilet bowl still works quite nicely, can get a bit messy though :?
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