3. Is this really the best manner in which to discover if someone's penis is worth more than CC?
Only if you don't mind catching herpes.
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3. Is this really the best manner in which to discover if someone's penis is worth more than CC?
natty_dread wrote:King_Herpes wrote:natty_dread wrote:King_Herpes wrote:meh, my penis is worth more than that.
No it's not, your penis has herpes. My penis is worth more than your penis.
Well my dad's penis can beat up your dad's penis.
Meh, not unless your dad's penis is a necropenis. My dad is dead. And so is his penis.
King_Herpes wrote:natty_dread wrote:King_Herpes wrote:natty_dread wrote:King_Herpes wrote:meh, my penis is worth more than that.
No it's not, your penis has herpes. My penis is worth more than your penis.
Well my dad's penis can beat up your dad's penis.
Meh, not unless your dad's penis is a necropenis. My dad is dead. And so is his penis.
Not quite but he's a necropenismancer which in this case would be the next best thing.
elfish_lad wrote:Thanks Mr. C. Very helpful reminder of the rules. However, I do have a few questions:
1. Can I use a proxy? Let's say I had a busy night before with regard to "marital relations" and such and the equipment is a bit worn out. Can I call in my brother as my second to defend my honor? Not so much because he has better tools but because he is single?
elfish_lad wrote:2. Can my opponent tap-out or is it really a cage match with a fight to the death or until one of the combatants becomes a eunuch?
elfish_lad wrote:And finally,
3. Is this really the best manner in which to discover if someone's penis is worth more than CC?
elfish_lad wrote:Dear Mr. C.,
Sincere thanks for your prompt and thought provoking reply. However, I must protest.
It is true that In CANADA we are a Nation that shares. Of course one mustn't go so far as to call CANADA socialist. By no means. We too have some of that red-blooded-euromerican capitalist fervor running through our veins. But sexual-socialism was not my intention with regard to my question regarding a penis-proxy.
After decades of frozen pucks in the package on backyard shinny ponds, we, in CANADA, pride ourselves in knowing how to protect our johnsons from undue harm and danger. In fact, this is the very reason why CC, as a site created in CANADA, is worth as much as it is.
lackattack knows the number one motto of a Hockey Nation: wear a cup.
I hope this helps to clarify my question with regard to a hypothetical phallic stand in.
Thanks again from CANADA.
E.
elfish_lad wrote:(Please note that the Elf is proud of himself for not using the word "penis" in this post. Quite proud indeed.)
ljex wrote:elfish_lad wrote:(Please note that the Elf is proud of himself for not using the word "penis" in this post. Quite proud indeed.)
Please note that you did use penis in this post when saying that you didn't say it. Hate to burst your bubble on formality but...
elfish_lad wrote:Dear Mr. C., (aka fit-man)
My deepest apologies with regard to your seizure. As you well know, this can cause serious mood changes. To wit the sensory or emotional systems may be affected, causing a variety of symptoms. These can include tingling or numbness, seeing lights, hearing sounds, odd tastes or odd smells; and feeling emotions like fear, sadness, anger or even joy, especially in a freestyle game. It may be that a specific memory is triggered, or that there is a deja vu experience - that an event appears as a previous memory, even although it has only just happened. These symptoms are often called an aura and/or the euphoria at receiving your newest medal.
In the future, may I suggest that you post a warning at the bottom of each of your forum posts that reads something to the affect: "hey, smart ass, avoid unneeded and gratuitous font changes in your replies, else wise I'll be squirming on the floor for 6 to 12 minutes, and not in the usual 'fun' way." Or something like that.
Further to your post however, I think you are right on the mark. The reason that CC is worth what it is that Canadians (cheers to me for no font art here... see I care... I really do) find their worth by defining themselves as NOT American. That in and of itself is an art form.
Cheers.
(Please note that the Elf is proud of himself for not using the word "penis" in this post. Quite proud indeed.)
Mr Changsha wrote:Well done sir, you may (if you train like Rocky), one day take your place in the ring.
Mr Changsha wrote:..yet the roads were that ridiculously wide American variety.
Crazyirishman wrote:The new worth of Conquer club is estimated to be $86,484
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Crazyirishman wrote:The new worth of Conquer club is estimated to be $86,484
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Johnny Rockets wrote:
If anyone is willing to pay 13000 for landgrab, then please contact me. I have a genuine corn and peanut studded floating dookie for sale for the low price of $12500. Think about it, better value for 500.00 less!
JRock
Army of GOD wrote:Johnny Rockets wrote:
If anyone is willing to pay 13000 for landgrab, then please contact me. I have a genuine corn and peanut studded floating dookie for sale for the low price of $12500. Think about it, better value for 500.00 less!
JRock
how old is it though?
Robinette wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
Depends on what metric you use...
The coolest is squishyg
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