Marry, Boff, Kill

[Army of GOD]

What does "Boff" mean?

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Marry Lack
Boff Andy
Kill AK (No offence)

Julius Caesar, Boudica, Atilla the Hun.

Kill Atilla (He'd kill me in sex or marriage)
Boff Boudica
Marry Julius

saxitoxin, Woodruff, tzor

[Victor Sullivan]

Well, in that case,

Marry saxitoxin
Boff Woodruff
Kill tzor

A mirror, a cup of coffee, the Shift key

[Army of GOD]

Well, in that case,

Marry saxitoxin
Boff Woodruff
Kill tzor

A mirror, a cup of coffee, the Shift key

Marry the mirror because I'm sexy
f*ck the coffee because it's moist and lubricated (gotta let it cool down for though)
and kill the f*ck out of the shift key




Jesus, Vishnu, Buddha

[Victor Sullivan]

Marry Jesus
Boff Vishnu
Kill Buddha

I feel like I maybe should have not posted but... myeh.

lackattack, king achilles, AndyDufesne

[Army of GOD]

Marry lack, kill king achilles and f*ck Andy.

A battleship (a real battleship), a tauntaun and a Frenchman.

[Victor Sullivan]

For some reason I keep thinking boff means to hit with a giant padded baseball bat...

[Army of GOD]

For some reason I keep thinking boff means to hit with a giant padded baseball bat...

That's pretty much what happens when I have sex anyway.