These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

[AndyDufresne]

I am NOT licking Quirk.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.


--Andy

[shieldgenerator7]

I started this thread.
*This is not intended to be a factual statement

[jonesthecurl]

No, I'm Spartacus.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[kabuki.mono]

A widespread thought within todays intellectuals is that music is getting better as the years go past.

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[Quirk]

In some cultures Senator Jon Kyl is worshiped as a major diety despite the fact that well over 90 percent of his staff's day to day operations involve forcible sodomy.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Quirk]

Known as "Senator ChickenHawk" to his supporters, well over 90 percent of legislation proposed by NAMBLA president Jon Kyl centers around the decriminalization of pedophilia.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

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[Quirk]

Darling fascist bully-boy Jon Kyl is a lifelong fan of ironic tattoos. Well over 90 percent of his body is dedicated to the art. An image of Che Guevara adorns his inner thigh and he has a full back tattoo of Satan gardening.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Quirk]

King of the surf guitar Jon Kyl once consumed naught but goat semen for well over 90 days on a dare. Medical experts were initially puzzled by this feat until they discovered he is actually a cluster of Escherichia coli.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Quirk]

Rapper Jon Kyl (better known by his stage name "Titty Boy") converted to Islam while serving a 14 year prison sentence on a drug conviction.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[shieldgenerator7]

Quirk has never trolled this thread
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
he he

[AndyDufresne]

No, I'm Spartacus.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.

I liked this one.

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If you have not been following the unrest in the Southwest Asia and North Africa region over the last few months, specifically the goings on in Libya, this video from Back to the Future explains all you'll ever need to know.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.


--Andy

[Quirk]

Cult leader Jon Kyl insists that all non-elder members of his church refer to him as "The Incredible Captain Creamy."
No one knows why.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[PLAYER57832]

I am thinking 100 % clearly and adroitly despite loads of medication and illness in my system.
This is not intended as a factual statement.

[PLAYER57832]

I refer to Dr Morris for all my scientific facts and am quite sure he will win the nobel prize some day.
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[Quirk]

Former child actor Jon Kyl devotes well over 90 percent of his waking hours to on-line gaming. In between turns he can often be found trolling the Conquer Club forum under the username "shieldgenerator7".

This is not intended to be a factual statement.