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But my dice aren't fucking random!! I haven't won a roll in 3 months!!!! Seriously, this site is fucked!!!!!
I don't think quite understand what random means! It is quite possible that you could lose every roll since time immemorial, I suggest you get some sort of education you silly little peasant.
zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
Maybe you can be so kind and give me the odds of what is considered a perfectly normal situation nowadays: attacking 32:23=3:6 or 19:23=17:0. And adding a little more, what is also "normal" nowadays: attacking and losing in a rate of 3:1 2,3,4 consecutive times in the same game.
Dice rolls in CC at this momment are the worst (and the most important) feature of CC.
From an irrational "Dice Complainer"
zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
Maybe you can be so kind and give me the odds of what is considered a perfectly normal situation nowadays: attacking 32:23=3:6 or 19:23=17:0. And adding a little more, what is also "normal" nowadays: attacking and losing in a rate of 3:1 2,3,4 consecutive times in the same game.
Dice rolls in CC at this momment are the worst (and the most important) feature of CC.
From an irrational "Dice Complainer"
zapusca007 wrote:yes and we all complex rational animals had our origins from such simple elements in an evolutionar process which odds were so minimal that only could have success because had millions of years of attempts.
I wonder why events with same odds happen everyday in CC....
natty_dread wrote:CC and CIA start with the same letter. Coincidence? I think not.
SirSebstar wrote:zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
Maybe you can be so kind and give me the odds of what is considered a perfectly normal situation nowadays: attacking 32:23=3:6 or 19:23=17:0. And adding a little more, what is also "normal" nowadays: attacking and losing in a rate of 3:1 2,3,4 consecutive times in the same game.
Dice rolls in CC at this momment are the worst (and the most important) feature of CC.
From an irrational "Dice Complainer"
0.00069818057900628006 % or aproximatly 1/3 to the 7th power.. happens about 7 times every 1000.000 attacks of 23:3 to ends as 2:3.
1.3363859726673977% (only looked at the attacker, not the defender result though) 13 time severy 1000 throws
zapusca007 wrote:natty_dread wrote:CC and CIA start with the same letter. Coincidence? I think not.
Wow, never noticed that, extraordinary man!
I think there are some other words that starts with the same letter, let me see... oh i remember some:
clitface, cockass, cockbite, cockburger, cockface, cockfucker, cockhead, cockmonkey, cocknose, cocknugget, cockshit, cockwaffle, cumbubble, cumtart, cuntass, cuntface, cuntrag, cuntslut.
think if i try harder i can add some more...
natty_dread wrote:What a remarkable specimen!
Dear folks, we have discovered a rare new breed of Dice Complainer: one that is obsessed with penises. We can only hypothesize that this obsession is due to feelings of inadequacy which the Dice Complainer tries to compensate.
zapusca007 wrote:natty_dread wrote:CC and CIA start with the same letter. Coincidence? I think not.
Wow, never noticed that, extraordinary man!
I think there are some other words that starts with the same letter, let me see... oh i remember some:
clitface, cockass, cockbite, cockburger, cockface, cockfucker, cockhead, cockmonkey, cocknose, cocknugget, cockshit, cockwaffle, cumbubble, cumtart, cuntass, cuntface, cuntrag, cuntslut.
think if i try harder i can add some more...
zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
Timminz wrote:zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
That's most definitely NOT real. Not even possible, in fact.
zapusca007 wrote:Timminz wrote:zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
That's most definitely NOT real. Not even possible, in fact.
Sorry mate but happened to me... lost every roll... understand why i'm a proud "Dice Complainer"?
And it can happen (happened), probability almost nil but not so. I would be pissed but not terribly pissed if situations not so extreme but with very low odds didn't became absolutely normal. What should happened for instance with an odd of 0.0001 is happening 0.01 in real and regularly, that's whai wrong in CC now. Maybe it's only with me (conspiracy dice complainer as our CHODE friend would say)
PS Andy, didn't understand well your message, know the meaning of chode?
Mr Changsha wrote:One interesting possibility is that lack is in fact an evil genius and so set up CC to randomly target certain players (say .5% of the total) with continuous, hilariously appalling dice. He would have known that such unfortunates would naturally descend on the forums spitting blood (after having their 10th consecutive attack fail hopelessly that day) and be met by a bunch of people who get normal dice annoyingly explaining - over and over again - how CC's dice are random.But my dice aren't fucking random!! I haven't won a roll in 3 months!!!! Seriously, this site is fucked!!!!!
At which we would collectively reply...I don't think quite understand what random means! It is quite possible that you could lose every roll since time immemorial, I suggest you get some sort of education you silly little peasant.
Maybe it is all an experiment by the CIA (yep, those fuckers) to see how bonkers they can make people? You must surely agree that CC's dice drive people nuts, what if they were designed to make them nuts?
As I write this my respect for Lack has gone up about five million percent.
oVo wrote:For the years I've been on this site the one constant has been the dice. This makes me wonder if such a thing is even possible. Are these "intensity cubes" actual carbon based entities or are they alien life forms sent from another galaxy to observe our behavior?
everywhere116 wrote:You da man! Well, not really, because we're colorful ponies, but you get the idea.
zapusca007 wrote:Timminz wrote:zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.
That's most definitely NOT real. Not even possible, in fact.
Sorry mate but happened to me... lost every roll... understand why i'm a proud "Dice Complainer"?
And it can happen (happened), probability almost nil but not so. I would be pissed but not terribly pissed if situations not so extreme but with very low odds didn't became absolutely normal. What should happened for instance with an odd of 0.0001 is happening 0.01 in real and regularly, that's whai wrong in CC now. Maybe it's only with me (conspiracy dice complainer as our CHODE friend would say)
PS Andy, didn't understand well your message, know the meaning of chode?
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