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Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:31 pm

Breaking News
    The world is going to end on July 3rd in perhaps a fiery ball of fireworks one day too early!

    Evidence One


Just use the play button to fast forward the path of this asteroid [2004 XP14] to July 3, and you will see it crosses directly into Earth's Orbit. Just thought I would let everyone know. The end is nigh. ;) hehe


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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:44 pm

qeee's gunna die a virgin!

edit: andy, the things going to be over 500,000 km from us...the moon is 385000 km from us...so its nothing to worry about...gosh
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Postby Phobia on Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:46 pm

oh my days...;)
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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:05 pm

bump


hey andy, throw this thing on a sticky will ya?
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:06 pm

NO DON'T.
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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:12 pm

or not...thats cool too
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:13 pm

Coz if it's stickied, then we can't...
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:13 pm

Bump.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:19 pm

bump
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Postby Phobia on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:20 pm

yes, bumping just adds to the total posts in the thread :)
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Hahahaha!!

Postby Avago Atdis on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:26 pm

:D Just for Phobia :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:
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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:29 pm

qeee! Johnny just triple posted!!!

hit him
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:31 pm

*hits schmitt*

No whinging.
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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:43 pm

gunna make me?
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:46 pm

Yes, I will make you. So, GET BACK UNDER YOUR GODFORSAKEN CRAPPY LITTLE ROCK, AND STAY THERE.
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Postby Phobia on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:47 pm

If the above text does not contain a smilie, there may be something wrong.
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Postby dagreatbroomhead on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:52 pm

resitnecdan wrote:I am going to restate my answer at #78 because it is the corect one. Please look into it.
Considering that the number of flips after which you get out must be an odd number, the corect answer is
a) 31 flips


31 flips would mean that it would have to come up heads 31 times, or tails 31 times. that is alot less likely to happen the the others. i wish i hadn't of put that question in, so you get the points and it is replaced.


Risk_06 wrote:
resitnecdan wrote:#77
The worm only eates the front cover of the book on the left, the back cover and last page of the book on the right, so in total 3 pages


#77 I have 2 books on the bookshelf, standing side by side, just like the books in a bookstore. The book on the right would have had twice as many pages as the book on the left, if only the book on the left had 5 more pages than it does now. The number of pages in the book on the right is not only a perfect square, but a perfect cube as well, and is less than 500.

A bookworm starts eating at the front cover of the book on the left (Eating it), and eats all the way through the last page of the book on the right (Eating it as well). How many pages did the bookworm eat?
(5)HINT: its a riddle, start thinking like its' one


It never mentioned the back cover. So, it's 2 pages: the front cover and the last page.


*cough* covers aren't pages*cough*

you both get the points

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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:58 pm

meep
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Postby Telvannia on Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:00 pm

IM BORED

though i might as well add that
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Postby sportsdd2 on Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:06 pm

so wat kind of rock is it smith
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:07 pm

A crappy one.
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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:09 pm

sandstone
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Postby Kylie on Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:10 pm

SMITH197 wrote:qeee's gunna die a virgin!

edit: andy, the things going to be over 500,000 km from us...the moon is 385000 km from us...so its nothing to worry about...gosh


if we all die u will die a virgin too lol
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:12 pm

And you know it's true schmitt.
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Postby Kylie on Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:13 pm

maybe we should give smithy a cardboard box that way we can burn it down and he will be homeless again lol
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