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saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
Serbia wrote:Pelicans? The Pelicans? Does this automatically become the best pro sports moniker in North America?
Serbia wrote:Read the title, click the linky
Pelicans? The Pelicans? Does this automatically become the worst pro sports moniker in North America?
Dukasaur wrote:Serbia wrote:Read the title, click the linky
Pelicans? The Pelicans? Does this automatically become the worst pro sports moniker in North America?
I don't think the Mighty Ducks will ever be beaten in the atrocious moniker department.
macbone wrote:Well, minor league baseball has enough dumb names to give the Pelicans a run for their money. The Montgomery Biscuits? Were they even trying?
tzor wrote:Clearly he doesn't understand Pelicans. Having lived in the Florida Keys, I know them quite well.
They are sort of like flying deer ... in that if they fly into your car ... your car is going to be severely damaged.
And in full flight, they are a thing to behold. I saw a bunch of them flying at full speed while on the seven mile bridge looking like Klingon Warships in formation.
I'm not sure how you image them to the game of basketball. They are not known for their jumping. They are not known for being graceful.
I could see them in hockey. Those poor penguins won't have a chance against a collision with a pelican.
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
Serbia wrote:tzor wrote:Clearly he doesn't understand Pelicans. Having lived in the Florida Keys, I know them quite well.
They are sort of like flying deer ... in that if they fly into your car ... your car is going to be severely damaged.
And in full flight, they are a thing to behold. I saw a bunch of them flying at full speed while on the seven mile bridge looking like Klingon Warships in formation.
I'm not sure how you image them to the game of basketball. They are not known for their jumping. They are not known for being graceful.
I could see them in hockey. Those poor penguins won't have a chance against a collision with a pelican.
The hippopotamus is a fucking TANK. They're huge, they're mean, they are badass. You get hit by a hippopotamus, you won't know it for long, because your ass will be DEAD in a second. Really, what's going to stop a hippopotamus? You think a Chicago Bull wants to tangle with that beast? No, Bulls will be running. Bobcat? Hippopotamus will sit on that stupid little cat. Nothing can stop a hippopotamus.
But seriously, calling a team The Hippos would be idiotic. I don't care that the animal is sweet, huge, and badass, if it's a bad name, it's a bad name!
DoomYoshi wrote:In Ontario, we have a team called the Peterborough Petes. I think that is worse than Pelicans.
DoomYoshi wrote:Also, there are tons of other bad names.
DoomYoshi wrote:Serbia just doesn't like sports and never thought of these.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15646_the-worlds-most-ridiculous-sports-team-names.html
DoomYoshi wrote:Also, before you ask... Maple Leafs are made up because leaf is pluralized to leaves. Therefore LEAFS are not a real thing.
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
Symmetry wrote:There's a baseball team in Japan called the Nippon Ham Fighters. Technically it's because they're sponsored by Nippon Ham, but still...
DoomYoshi wrote:Symmetry wrote:There's a baseball team in Japan called the Nippon Ham Fighters. Technically it's because they're sponsored by Nippon Ham, but still...
Yup. In the link I posted.
Serbia wrote:The hippopotamus is a fucking TANK. They're huge, they're mean, they are badass. You get hit by a hippopotamus, you won't know it for long, because your ass will be DEAD in a second. Really, what's going to stop a hippopotamus? You think a Chicago Bull wants to tangle with that beast? No, Bulls will be running. Bobcat? Hippopotamus will sit on that stupid little cat. Nothing can stop a hippopotamus.
But seriously, calling a team The Hippos would be idiotic. I don't care that the animal is sweet, huge, and badass, if it's a bad name, it's a bad name!
Nola_Lifer wrote:I kinda like the name. Not like we can be New Orleans Jazz.
Mr_Adams wrote:You, sir, are an idiot.
Timminz wrote:By that logic, you eat babies.
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