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New Clan: "Salami Fighting Association''

Postby V.I. on Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:29 pm

Name: Salami Fighting Association

Description: To promote the ancient art of salami fighting. All members will receive training in some form of meat-based weaponry. Sissies need not apply.

See the Salami Fighting Association official training video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFa5jrw9UY

"Because food does not only give life, it can also kill..."

Leader: V.I.

Members:
turtleman
The Weird One
lofty
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bacon?

Postby turtleman on Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:18 pm

where do i get my bacon belt?
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Postby V.I. on Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:58 pm

Poison Sausage Stick...

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Just one weapon of war...
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Postby V.I. on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:39 pm

Master the art of disguise, in the Salami Fighting Association.

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New Clan: "Salami Fighting Association''

Postby V.I. on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:43 pm

Newest, most dangerous clan. Now open to the public.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35313

Big fucking losers need not apply. Talking to you Billy07.
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:59 pm

IN
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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Postby Som General on Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:03 am

does that mean there autamaticly in
I write my verses in the bathroom so i know there the shit
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Salami Fighting Association -- Why not?
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Postby hulmey on Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:59 am

That video is gayyyyyyyyy
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Postby jcalebmoore on Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:18 am

Couldn't someone have saved some of the meat being made into accessories, and fed it to the skinny albino creature in your training video?
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Postby Tieryn on Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:26 am

hulmey wrote:That video is gayyyyyyyyy


Yes, but weren't you just aroused by that casual display of meat?
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Postby lofty on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:55 am

IN, nothing like giving birth to a nice brown salami, and then using it to hurt someone! :twisted:
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Postby The Weird One on Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:47 pm

Tieryn wrote:
hulmey wrote:That video is gayyyyyyyyy


Yes, but weren't you just aroused by that casual display of meat?
:lol: :lol:
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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Postby V.I. on Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:12 pm

One of our most hated enemy...

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Filthy vegetables. They must be stopped, at all costs...
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Postby V.I. on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:40 pm

Only if they spell "automatically" in the popular fashion of our times.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:44 pm

V.I. wrote:Only if they spell "automatically" in the popular fashion of our times.



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Som General on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:36 pm

oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"
I write my verses in the bathroom so i know there the shit
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Postby jcalebmoore on Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:12 pm

Som General wrote:oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"


I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.
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Postby Som General on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:32 pm

I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.

and is that an attempt at a joke, I would ask 20 poeple to comfirm however I'd rather not waste the time going outside to comfirm your inability to make anything of any humor, why don't you make the world a better place by diverting your exaust pipe into your car and rolling up the windows, sit their and enjoy yourself for a bit.
I won't tell you exactly what happens but just know many a mans life will be changed for the better
be a hero
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Postby wrestler1ump on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:34 pm

Hey I'm up for joining the clan.
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Postby wrestler1ump on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:34 pm

Can I join?
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Postby wrestler1ump on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:35 pm

jcalebmoore wrote:
Som General wrote:oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"


I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.


Sounds to me like you need to make friends with people other than your old relatives.
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Postby wicked on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:38 pm

Hey VI, no reason to create two threads. All callouts go in this aptly named "Callouts" forum. :wink:
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Postby jcalebmoore on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:48 pm

Som General wrote:
I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.

and is that an attempt at a joke, I would ask 20 poeple to comfirm however I'd rather not waste the time going outside to comfirm your inability to make anything of any humor, why don't you make the world a better place by diverting your exaust pipe into your car and rolling up the windows, sit their and enjoy yourself for a bit.
I won't tell you exactly what happens but just know many a mans life will be changed for the better
be a hero


No joke. You really are a retard.

Next time you need to find 20 people's opinion, you don't need to go outside. Just ask the group of people that come by on a daily basis to anally penetrate you with their fists while you fellate your helpless dog. I see that you can't use 'there', 'they're', or 'their', correctly so the not being able to count makes sense. I'll help you out: there are way more than 20 fists in your ass.
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Postby jcalebmoore on Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:54 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:
jcalebmoore wrote:
Som General wrote:oooh well than i guess I'm out I may be a big fuckin loser but I spell automaticlly in the fashion of the late 1920's "autamaticly"


I've asked over twenty really old people, that were alive in the late 1920's. They all think you're a retard.


Sounds to me like you need to make friends with people other than your old relatives.


You're probably right, but I just adore the smell of icy-hot.
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Postby V.I. on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:00 am

No one will be turned away. Whump joins the Salami Fighting Association.

We need a few more. 5 to be precise. Just spell "automatically" correctly and yer in like Flynn.
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