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by KoolBak on Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:23 pm
Youre a shoe-in for several topics duggster! LOL!!!!!
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by spring1 on Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:37 pm
The following is the best thread I had the pleasure of reading:
Veteran's Forum, 5 word Story Thread...
After 3 words complete failure, Qeee decided to drown his sorrows by kicking Scorba ass and then beating on his sunken chest, yelling very loudly. Unfortunately for qeee, while he was bending over, he felt an extreme muscle tear located in his hinquarters, luckily no one was around to get covered in the shit that poured forth. "What do you staches want back there?" he heard yelled from afar. "Enjoying a piece of pi", answered the stache, whilst violating the one area devoid of the shit that poured earlier. when they finally started again, Mestena was stripped and bound, and ready for some lovein and some kinky acrobatic jungle boy had just the moves, swinging on the chandelier like Patroclus in the old days, before the dementia set in from the overdosing of Viagra. That little blue pill was however a life-saver for Cupcake "Who the hell is Cupcake?" And why can't Pedro use punctuation?!? Is he grammatically-challenged or is every puntuation key broken? Anyway, back to wicked and her addiction of abusing people, whilst wearing her leather, she congratulated qeee1 for getting premium after offering blow jobs to every zoo turtle he saw, each of which gratefully accepted. Qeee felt robbed after sucking teeny peenies that turtles have, so he moved on to hairy male walruses called TWILL. Now that's a mouth full plus some really big tusks which Pedro loved to rub vigorously while attending to his nasty crack habit, when all of a sudden Jaydog demanded he get his share but didn't, because Pedro was too busy with his pipe, Puffing away like a steam engine, red eyed and crazy, with tenacity not seen since wickeds' dancing in another story, which was a load of OTT Saturday Night Fever moves, Pedro violently stared down Jaydog with cheese in his stache and vengeance in his foot,but jaydog, the ninja, flipped a cupcake in the air and hit wicked with it with her gargantiuan ass, when johnnyrotten had decided it was too large for his tastes. He bit a huge chunk and declared it "tastes like chicken!" before spewing the chewed chunk and his half digested breakfast directly into Pedro's crack pipe. Pedro's crack pipe was infact located in Fireside's dresser drawer, but it had AndyDufresne's fingerprints all over it like a starving monkey's last banana. Scorba, always in playtime detective mode, announced loudly "KoolBak did it!". Koolbak, dressed in a pink Tu Tu covered in sequins, and very shiney tassells, pranced across the continent of Asia. As Pedro's role-model, KoolBak proudly displayed a little more leg, covered in throbbing varicose viens, shingles, warts, and red hair. Enviously, Fireside-Poet quickly implemented a machiavellian scheme to acquire Koolbak's taste in buck toothed dogs, (He needs better looking girlfriends).
When every attempt failed miserably he proceeded to remove his white-trash Arizona poet-persona, and donned Koolbak's tutu using brute force. Fireside, upon witnessing Koolbak's nakedness, ran over and started massaging Scorba's baby-soft underbelly methodically and marvelled at the enormity of the pus-laden polyp under Spring1's chin. Suddenly, the polyp grabbed KoolBak's left nut and squeezed and twisted mercilessly, causing Koolbak to yelp with pain. KoolBak reciprocated, lancing the offending, maniacal polyp with his needle-thin poker, recently robbed from Spring1!!! Koolbak's albino-eyed dobie began getting paranoid about his wonky Hampsteads and decided to suddenly lick spring1 right in the middle of another FP marathon poem-regurgitating fest.After wicked stopped pleasuring jaydog, everyone eagerly formed a line. Less like a line, more like an unruly mob of eager beavers eagerly awaiting Pedronicus to help form a line to-do jaydog, who willingly pulled out lube and helped Fireside grease up. "But we're supposed to grease the monkey!" meanwhle in wickeds head the voices started again.... "You can do the locamotion with me and five always equals seven, and make sure to ice the cupcakes." When all of a sudden Wicked broke wind thunderously, causing Spring to fall off his high horse.
The horse was put down, so Spring precariously climbed up and then sadly dropped dead. The magnitude of Spring's death wasn't great, and so Scorba, in great haste, squatted ackwardly and shat on his corpse. The legendary foulness permeated the blasphemy of necrophilia committed by Qeee1 after getting Grease monkey to run rampant through Wicked's bottom. Meanwhile over in monkeyville Pedronicus and Icee were on their elbows in an apple bobbing contest, clothing optional of course! Icee was clothed, unfortunately for wicked, but that didn't stop her from stripping down and kneeling in front of the Altar of the great god Scorba who promptly pranced to, "YMCA", like the village person he was. Dancing seductively, Scorba eyed Iceman and kneeled down so that Iceman could behold his cleavage; Scorba then spewed maniacally, cursing Pedro to hell for ignoring a post and mentioning his fat arse. Pedro sobbingly pleaded for forgiveness, bowing before His Greatness Spring and his very large polyp. We call the polyp Fireside, after wicked's brilliant red hair.
In reverance to dead Springy, But wait! He's not dead! - He was just sleeping like Riyanna after an all-night Stache slaughtering session. Koolbak was astonished Dobe's teeth shouldn't look like that!!!!! A visit to the redneck-doggy-dentist who transplanted Koolbak's toofers and demanded sexual favours in return was definitely needed, so KB, toofless and very sore decided to suck the Dentist's cock, which since it was FiresidePoet, he would be receiving also. Wicked, having nothing to suck, grabbed Wacicha by the zipper, because multiple-orgasms had blinded her, after a hella face shot...but enough about that.
So Panzermeyer, working the drive-thru at the local sex-change &
hotdog-stand, offered a special on smegma-fries for the first
person to mutilate their own genitals. Spring1 jumped at the
chance by snipping with some scissors, shouting, I don't use it so
he attached it to wicked's travelling-companion, FiresidePoet, who
was in a gay mood. He pranced around like Koolbak taught him to at
his ballet class for nymphos on crack.
Laughing and slurping up his smegma-fries, Koolbak reflected on
Quee1's backdoor, still unused, but ripe for plucking by an adventureous lad. Boldly, Koolbak began caressing uranus while Nobunaga, sexual predator, spastically jumped on a trampoline with Spring, and wicked, with her new appendage decided cupcake needed a goosing. Bewildered, Cupcake choked on smegma, so Icee performed mouth-to-mouth on wicked who was slipping Icee some tongue while Icee, startled by the hairiness of wicked's double chin and her snake-like forked tongue, recoiled realizing it wasn't his wicked. It was KoolBak in disguise! With Icee now in ecstasy he had finally captured a mafia, delicately spread his cheeks apart so Spring could see inside Icee's mind. Johnny hasn't been talked about much so far because nobody really cares about him or his bloody fingers, which he had been shoving up his rearward facing orifice mightily. But who cares? Back to cupcake choking on his smegma frosting on wicked's new appendage. "Love me", cried Fireside Poet who has my password now....... *CRAP!!! what have I done.....screamed Koolbak, as Fireside rammed a harpoon through KoolBak's right and left testicles. "OUCH!" screamed wicked, those were my toys! Scorba offered his testes, but then quickly retracted the offer and offered his ass-cheeks instead, giggling as he mooned Wicked, who promply stuffed a watermelon down his 'japs eye' sideways. "Ooo" said Scorba, "that feels the same as when Marvaddin and five of his friends, plus the Brazilian football team and the cast of SNL along with Godzilla & King Kong, hiding in my urethral because there's no place like home
Veteran's Forum, 5 word Story Thread...
After 3 words complete failure, Qeee decided to drown his sorrows by kicking Scorba ass and then beating on his sunken chest, yelling very loudly. Unfortunately for qeee, while he was bending over, he felt an extreme muscle tear located in his hinquarters, luckily no one was around to get covered in the shit that poured forth. "What do you staches want back there?" he heard yelled from afar. "Enjoying a piece of pi", answered the stache, whilst violating the one area devoid of the shit that poured earlier. when they finally started again, Mestena was stripped and bound, and ready for some lovein and some kinky acrobatic jungle boy had just the moves, swinging on the chandelier like Patroclus in the old days, before the dementia set in from the overdosing of Viagra. That little blue pill was however a life-saver for Cupcake "Who the hell is Cupcake?" And why can't Pedro use punctuation?!? Is he grammatically-challenged or is every puntuation key broken? Anyway, back to wicked and her addiction of abusing people, whilst wearing her leather, she congratulated qeee1 for getting premium after offering blow jobs to every zoo turtle he saw, each of which gratefully accepted. Qeee felt robbed after sucking teeny peenies that turtles have, so he moved on to hairy male walruses called TWILL. Now that's a mouth full plus some really big tusks which Pedro loved to rub vigorously while attending to his nasty crack habit, when all of a sudden Jaydog demanded he get his share but didn't, because Pedro was too busy with his pipe, Puffing away like a steam engine, red eyed and crazy, with tenacity not seen since wickeds' dancing in another story, which was a load of OTT Saturday Night Fever moves, Pedro violently stared down Jaydog with cheese in his stache and vengeance in his foot,but jaydog, the ninja, flipped a cupcake in the air and hit wicked with it with her gargantiuan ass, when johnnyrotten had decided it was too large for his tastes. He bit a huge chunk and declared it "tastes like chicken!" before spewing the chewed chunk and his half digested breakfast directly into Pedro's crack pipe. Pedro's crack pipe was infact located in Fireside's dresser drawer, but it had AndyDufresne's fingerprints all over it like a starving monkey's last banana. Scorba, always in playtime detective mode, announced loudly "KoolBak did it!". Koolbak, dressed in a pink Tu Tu covered in sequins, and very shiney tassells, pranced across the continent of Asia. As Pedro's role-model, KoolBak proudly displayed a little more leg, covered in throbbing varicose viens, shingles, warts, and red hair. Enviously, Fireside-Poet quickly implemented a machiavellian scheme to acquire Koolbak's taste in buck toothed dogs, (He needs better looking girlfriends).
When every attempt failed miserably he proceeded to remove his white-trash Arizona poet-persona, and donned Koolbak's tutu using brute force. Fireside, upon witnessing Koolbak's nakedness, ran over and started massaging Scorba's baby-soft underbelly methodically and marvelled at the enormity of the pus-laden polyp under Spring1's chin. Suddenly, the polyp grabbed KoolBak's left nut and squeezed and twisted mercilessly, causing Koolbak to yelp with pain. KoolBak reciprocated, lancing the offending, maniacal polyp with his needle-thin poker, recently robbed from Spring1!!! Koolbak's albino-eyed dobie began getting paranoid about his wonky Hampsteads and decided to suddenly lick spring1 right in the middle of another FP marathon poem-regurgitating fest.After wicked stopped pleasuring jaydog, everyone eagerly formed a line. Less like a line, more like an unruly mob of eager beavers eagerly awaiting Pedronicus to help form a line to-do jaydog, who willingly pulled out lube and helped Fireside grease up. "But we're supposed to grease the monkey!" meanwhle in wickeds head the voices started again.... "You can do the locamotion with me and five always equals seven, and make sure to ice the cupcakes." When all of a sudden Wicked broke wind thunderously, causing Spring to fall off his high horse.
The horse was put down, so Spring precariously climbed up and then sadly dropped dead. The magnitude of Spring's death wasn't great, and so Scorba, in great haste, squatted ackwardly and shat on his corpse. The legendary foulness permeated the blasphemy of necrophilia committed by Qeee1 after getting Grease monkey to run rampant through Wicked's bottom. Meanwhile over in monkeyville Pedronicus and Icee were on their elbows in an apple bobbing contest, clothing optional of course! Icee was clothed, unfortunately for wicked, but that didn't stop her from stripping down and kneeling in front of the Altar of the great god Scorba who promptly pranced to, "YMCA", like the village person he was. Dancing seductively, Scorba eyed Iceman and kneeled down so that Iceman could behold his cleavage; Scorba then spewed maniacally, cursing Pedro to hell for ignoring a post and mentioning his fat arse. Pedro sobbingly pleaded for forgiveness, bowing before His Greatness Spring and his very large polyp. We call the polyp Fireside, after wicked's brilliant red hair.
In reverance to dead Springy, But wait! He's not dead! - He was just sleeping like Riyanna after an all-night Stache slaughtering session. Koolbak was astonished Dobe's teeth shouldn't look like that!!!!! A visit to the redneck-doggy-dentist who transplanted Koolbak's toofers and demanded sexual favours in return was definitely needed, so KB, toofless and very sore decided to suck the Dentist's cock, which since it was FiresidePoet, he would be receiving also. Wicked, having nothing to suck, grabbed Wacicha by the zipper, because multiple-orgasms had blinded her, after a hella face shot...but enough about that.
So Panzermeyer, working the drive-thru at the local sex-change &
hotdog-stand, offered a special on smegma-fries for the first
person to mutilate their own genitals. Spring1 jumped at the
chance by snipping with some scissors, shouting, I don't use it so
he attached it to wicked's travelling-companion, FiresidePoet, who
was in a gay mood. He pranced around like Koolbak taught him to at
his ballet class for nymphos on crack.
Laughing and slurping up his smegma-fries, Koolbak reflected on
Quee1's backdoor, still unused, but ripe for plucking by an adventureous lad. Boldly, Koolbak began caressing uranus while Nobunaga, sexual predator, spastically jumped on a trampoline with Spring, and wicked, with her new appendage decided cupcake needed a goosing. Bewildered, Cupcake choked on smegma, so Icee performed mouth-to-mouth on wicked who was slipping Icee some tongue while Icee, startled by the hairiness of wicked's double chin and her snake-like forked tongue, recoiled realizing it wasn't his wicked. It was KoolBak in disguise! With Icee now in ecstasy he had finally captured a mafia, delicately spread his cheeks apart so Spring could see inside Icee's mind. Johnny hasn't been talked about much so far because nobody really cares about him or his bloody fingers, which he had been shoving up his rearward facing orifice mightily. But who cares? Back to cupcake choking on his smegma frosting on wicked's new appendage. "Love me", cried Fireside Poet who has my password now....... *CRAP!!! what have I done.....screamed Koolbak, as Fireside rammed a harpoon through KoolBak's right and left testicles. "OUCH!" screamed wicked, those were my toys! Scorba offered his testes, but then quickly retracted the offer and offered his ass-cheeks instead, giggling as he mooned Wicked, who promply stuffed a watermelon down his 'japs eye' sideways. "Ooo" said Scorba, "that feels the same as when Marvaddin and five of his friends, plus the Brazilian football team and the cast of SNL along with Godzilla & King Kong, hiding in my urethral because there's no place like home
"We cannot enter into alliances until we are acquainted with the designs of our neighbors."--Sun Tzu
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by Pedronicus on Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:37 am
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by mightyal on Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:06 am
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by ZawBanjito on Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:02 am
Pedronicus wrote:Wicked is jealous of my Success - By Zawbanjito
I regret that post. It took me an hour of my life that I should have been wasting on the hangover I had...
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wiiiiiiiiicccccckkkeeeeeeed!
*sniff*
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by Fireside Poet on Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:29 am
Thanks spring1 - forgot all about that one and now my sides are aching.
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by KoolBak on Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:39 am
Ditto! Reading it in its entirety is, uh,.......well I cant come up with an appropriate adjective! Oooh, man......
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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by Jolly Roger on Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:05 pm
For best post, D.Isle Real Brown's post at the beginning of this thread might be worth considering.
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by reverend_kyle on Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:23 pm
the best thread is wickeds 3000 post thread in the stache forum.
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by Sammy gags on Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:59 pm
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by Kayla on Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:06 pm
my opinion, dugcarr1 has posted the best post.... and here it is..... makes me laugh for a bout 2 hours each time, i cant even say it to my friends verbally without laughing my ass off... i cant finish saying it all for the life of me lol
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PostPosted: 21 Nov 2006 21:31 Post subject: ass pirate Reply with quote
ok perspireingyouth.
A) if your risk playing had a smell , it would smell like a 55 year old homeless chic let out a yeast infected vaginal blood fart right on a pile of burning crab infested pubic hair!
B) this is open for discusion.
C) u say u have evidence about me and whats his name. what is it?
D) just because u suck 1 cock for crystal meth dosnt mean your gay, at most your bicuroius, or u may have a meth problem.
............ how do u cercumsize aspiringyouth??????
---- kick his dad in the back of the head.-----
The one next to the letter A has to be the funniest most entertaining post there is on this site, and disgusting, but he should win! GO DUGCARR!
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PostPosted: 21 Nov 2006 21:31 Post subject: ass pirate Reply with quote
ok perspireingyouth.
A) if your risk playing had a smell , it would smell like a 55 year old homeless chic let out a yeast infected vaginal blood fart right on a pile of burning crab infested pubic hair!
B) this is open for discusion.
C) u say u have evidence about me and whats his name. what is it?
D) just because u suck 1 cock for crystal meth dosnt mean your gay, at most your bicuroius, or u may have a meth problem.
............ how do u cercumsize aspiringyouth??????
---- kick his dad in the back of the head.-----
The one next to the letter A has to be the funniest most entertaining post there is on this site, and disgusting, but he should win! GO DUGCARR!
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by Fireside Poet on Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:15 pm
KoolBak wrote:Ditto! Reading it in its entirety is, uh,.......well I cant come up with an appropriate adjective! Oooh, man......
Smegma inducing?
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by Fireside Poet on Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:25 pm
Pedronicus wrote:Wicked is jealous of my Success - By Zawbanjito
That was a phenomenal masterpiece. Hats off to Zaw.
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by qeee1 on Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:28 pm
reverend_kyle wrote:the best thread is wickeds 3000 post thread in the stache forum.
Care to post some quotes?
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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by gavin_sidhu on Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:31 am
Is there the best multi award? if so Steve has to win that one.
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by reverend_kyle on Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:49 am
qeee1 wrote:reverend_kyle wrote:the best thread is wickeds 3000 post thread in the stache forum.
Care to post some quotes?
cant confidential.
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by Robinette on Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:55 pm
Fireside Poet wrote:Wicked is jealous of my Success - By Zawbanjito
That was a phenomenal masterpiece. Hats off to Zaw.
Pedronicus wrote:Japan's Zaw Banjito Wins non-Hasbro approved Nobel Literature Prize for the month of October 2006.
Sure - we're only halfway through October, but the panel of judges has unanimously decided to award the converted prize this early in the month as no one ever makes such an impact as the above-mentioned author. His lurid imagination and creative ramblings are rarely equaled. If he can’t make it into the top 10 of risk scores, he is determined to make it to the number one slot in the most readable threads category.
Wicked came in a close second with her hilarious responses;
Yes.. I too must throw my hat to zAw for this one...
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by KoolBak on Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:33 am
Funniest person...I think Zaw overall......I think he may get the thread too for Grievances Bone....
But I have to agree with Kayla on that duggy one...it is the only post in almost a year that I made several non-cc'ers read for entertainment value...LMAO!!!
But I have to agree with Kayla on that duggy one...it is the only post in almost a year that I made several non-cc'ers read for entertainment value...LMAO!!!
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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Neil Young....Like An Inca
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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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