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Hoff · Post by **Hoff** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:10 pm

smurfin aint easy

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:12 pm

Hoff wrote:smurfin aint easy

How would you know??

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:20 pm

wicked wrote:
Hoff wrote:smurfin aint easy

How would you know??

BURN!

Hoff · Post by **Hoff** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:22 pm

cuz i like to go smurfin down by smurf lake

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:24 pm

Nice picture btw Wicked...

thegrimsleeper · Post by **thegrimsleeper** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:27 pm

she makes me wanna smurf...

All night long!

Hoff · Post by **Hoff** » Wed May 17, 2006 5:17 pm

thegrimsleeper wrote:

she makes me wanna smurf...

All night long!

I'm gonna go to the bathroom and smurf-off now, brb...

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Wed May 17, 2006 5:20 pm

wow i dont remember smurfet being that hat.. and dosent everyone know the smurfs are satanic???

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Wed May 17, 2006 6:54 pm

Smurfette porn, humorous, yet disturbing.

rocksolid · Post by **rocksolid** » Wed May 17, 2006 7:12 pm

I thought her nose was bigger and her posture was worse. And shouldn't her undies be white? I'm pretty sure the Smurfs have a solid white-only-unless-you're-Papa-Smurf dress code. Unless that's Papa Smurf marking his territory...

Banana Stomper · Post by **Banana Stomper** » Wed May 17, 2006 7:19 pm

They are white, thats Just something pink reflecting off her ass.

Aladriel · Post by **Aladriel** » Wed May 17, 2006 7:23 pm

The Smurfs were commies.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:26 pm

**Notices a vast blueness spilling out from underneath Grim's door. At closer examination it seems to be a blue dye or paint. He opens the door slightly and a rush of blue spews forth. In the dim light he sees the floor and ceiling, along with every wall, is covered in smurf blue. Small dolls are thrown around the room, many missing various body parts. He slowly steps back, away from the horrendous scene that is eerily similar to a smurfing genocide.**

--Andy

thegrimsleeper · Post by **thegrimsleeper** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:29 pm

Just call me Gargamel.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:15 pm

nah the smurfs were definitely hippies .... come on, living under mushrooms? LOL

thegrimsleeper · Post by **thegrimsleeper** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:48 pm

No, if they'd been hippies, they would've been living on mushrooms...

Cosmic, man.

Aladriel · Post by **Aladriel** » Thu May 18, 2006 2:24 pm

Nope. They were Commies. And Papa Smurf is the image of Stalin. Think about it. They all had jobs that defined who they were. They lived in a commune ran by one head honcho. Definitely commies.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu May 18, 2006 2:27 pm

You've spent way too much time delving into the philosophies and social orders of smurfs. Scary.

Aladriel · Post by **Aladriel** » Thu May 18, 2006 2:37 pm

Nah.. just useless facts I remember from college.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu May 18, 2006 2:45 pm

Smurf U?

Aladriel · Post by **Aladriel** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:20 pm

LOL Something like that!

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:35 pm

Aladriel wrote:Nope. They were Commies. And Papa Smurf is the image of Stalin. Think about it. They all had jobs that defined who they were. They lived in a commune ran by one head honcho. Definitely commies.

I thought Papa Smurf was Castro and Super Mario was Stalin...

How wrong I am...

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:43 pm

VTMarik - is the VT Va. Tech or Vermont or ???

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:54 pm

wicked wrote:VTMarik - is the VT Va. Tech or Vermont or ???

It's an old Battletech/Mechwarrior RP Name: Vincent Torquemada Marik. Heir to the Free Worlds League (House Marik) and pilot of the Land-Air Battlemech, 'Vermouth'

thegrimsleeper · Post by **thegrimsleeper** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:39 pm

Foulest wine by far
Without it, no martinis
I love vermouth