C9 MAFIA DAY ONE

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:49 pm

Damn this was boring

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:12 pm

*yawn*

I knew this would be hilarious

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:15 pm

This game is still going but it was on the 2nd page

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:16 pm

misterman10 wrote:This game is still going but it was on the 2nd page

Still going... I hate to say this, but lack of interest and of course a bad rep is likely closing this one down. I guess even a co mod did not help out a c9 game. (That does not necessairly mean that a dethy game would fail with me and a co mod)

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:05 am

so is this dead or not?

KiwiTaker · Post by **KiwiTaker** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:18 am

I don't know lol.

fireedud · Post by **fireedud** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:46 pm

There is something called prodding people...

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:09 pm

vote NES

F1fth · Post by **F1fth** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:35 pm

Unvote Vote NES

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:22 am

i think that's a lynch

Sierra_Leon · Post by **Sierra_Leon** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:33 am

Vote count

NES - 4 (Iliad, McSnipe, mm10, F1fth)
GreecePwns - 1 (do5)
do5 - 1 (GreecePwns)
F1fth - 1 (fireedud)

Lynch scene coming up.

Sierra_Leon · Post by **Sierra_Leon** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:33 am

This used to be a quiet, peaceloving town filled with quiet, peaceloving people. All that changed when NESconqueror stumbled in. Packed with the book he recently acquired - Mafia for Morons TM - and the lunchbox that his mom made for him he set out to do what he knew he was born to do: to mod the greatest mafia game ever and earn the respect of all players, which he so rightfully deserves!

However, things did not go as he had planned. Calling his first try at modding a complete and utter failure would be an understatement. His book didn't help him much, as all it said was "Morons shouldn't play mafia games, let alone mod one!" over and over again, page after page. Perhaps he should've ordered it on e-bay.com instead of definately-not-a-hoax.com.

The townspeople had kindly advised him to play some mafia games before he tried modding one again, so he did. He made sure to be voted out as soon as possible though, so he could count the game as 'played' and raise his record of played games even faster than his postcount. Surely now he would be ready to mod a game. Or so he thought.

Attemp after attemp to mod a mafia game were foiled by his own incompetence. The town was getting a tad irritated at this point. "I'm sorry, I'll stop modding mafia games!", he shouted after every one of his games turned into a disaster. But time after time he broke his promise. He figured he had aimed too high for a beginner and he should try smaller games, but to no avail. Even the 1-person mafia game - where the single participant was mafia and had to get rid of himself - in which only he played bled to death on day one as he had accidentally included the rule of not being allowed to vote for yourself.

After so much disappointment NESconqueror's morale was at an all-time low, but he didn't show it. "No!", he said to himself (he talked to himself a lot as he didn't have many friend to talk to), "I'm not a loser! I can definately mod a mafia game!" He convinced cena-rules, the only person in town who seemed to act the same age he did, to help him mod a mafia-game. The townspeople roared with anger. They protested for days, carrying signs saying "BAN NES", "NES GO HOME" or "WILL HAVE SEX 4 FREE" in kwanton's case. But NESconqueror, ignorant as he is, ignored them all (yes, even kwanton).

The town, once quiet and peaceloving, was now hungry for blood. One could hear voices shouting "The mod must die!" and "Down with NES" echoing through the streets. NESconqueror tried to run for it, but the town had surrounded him. His friend cena-rules had abandoned him. It was just him, seven very angry mafia-players and very high tree with a rope hanging from the top branch. Oh, and some knives and guns and axes too.

The town stripped him naked, carried him to the top of the tree and put the rope around his fragile neck. "I'm sorry!", he screamed, "I won't ever try modding a mafia game again!" "Like we haven't heard that before", the town mumbled. After taking one last look at him on the top of that tree and laughing at his ridiculously small dick, they aimed a gun at his kneecap and pulled the trigger. NESconqueror fell off the branch and fell down towards the gates of hell, where Satan would be eagerly awaiting his arrival.

The rope ran out halfway down the tree, when it snapped. But not before his neck snapped too. His lifeless body landed on the ground all mangled and broken. That didn't stop the townspeople from getting a few kicks in at his corpse though. After a few minutes of kicking and beating up the poor kid's naked corpse, the town felt releaved of its frustrations. Both innocent townies and scummy mafia walked back home arm in arm. "Let's just forget about this whole thing now, shall we?", they said. The game had died. Peace had been restored.

NESconqueror (worst mafia mod ever to have been seen on these boards) has been lynched.

Both town and mafia win!

F1fth · Post by **F1fth** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:40 am

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:21 pm

Sierra_Leon wrote:This used to be a quiet, peaceloving town filled with quiet, peaceloving people. All that changed when NESconqueror stumbled in. Packed with the book he recently acquired - Mafia for Morons TM - and the lunchbox that his mom made for him he set out to do what he knew he was born to do: to mod the greatest mafia game ever and earn the respect of all players, which he so rightfully deserves!

However, things did not go as he had planned. Calling his first try at modding a complete and utter failure would be an understatement. His book didn't help him much, as all it said was "Morons shouldn't play mafia games, let alone mod one!" over and over again, page after page. Perhaps he should've ordered it on e-bay.com instead of definately-not-a-hoax.com.

The townspeople had kindly advised him to play some mafia games before he tried modding one again, so he did. He made sure to be voted out as soon as possible though, so he could count the game as 'played' and raise his record of played games even faster than his postcount. Surely now he would be ready to mod a game. Or so he thought.

Attemp after attemp to mod a mafia game were foiled by his own incompetence. The town was getting a tad irritated at this point. "I'm sorry, I'll stop modding mafia games!", he shouted after every one of his games turned into a disaster. But time after time he broke his promise. He figured he had aimed too high for a beginner and he should try smaller games, but to no avail. Even the 1-person mafia game - where the single participant was mafia and had to get rid of himself - in which only he played bled to death on day one as he had accidentally included the rule of not being allowed to vote for yourself.

After so much disappointment NESconqueror's morale was at an all-time low, but he didn't show it. "No!", he said to himself (he talked to himself a lot as he didn't have many friend to talk to), "I'm not a loser! I can definately mod a mafia game!" He convinced cena-rules, the only person in town who seemed to act the same age he did, to help him mod a mafia-game. The townspeople roared with anger. They protested for days, carrying signs saying "BAN NES", "NES GO HOME" or "WILL HAVE SEX 4 FREE" in kwanton's case. But NESconqueror, ignorant as he is, ignored them all (yes, even kwanton).

The town, once quiet and peaceloving, was now hungry for blood. One could hear voices shouting "The mod must die!" and "Down with NES" echoing through the streets. NESconqueror tried to run for it, but the town had surrounded him. His friend cena-rules had abandoned him. It was just him, seven very angry mafia-players and very high tree with a rope hanging from the top branch. Oh, and some knives and guns and axes too.

The town stripped him naked, carried him to the top of the tree and put the rope around his fragile neck. "I'm sorry!", he screamed, "I won't ever try modding a mafia game again!" "Like we haven't heard that before", the town mumbled. After taking one last look at him on the top of that tree and laughing at his ridiculously small dick, they aimed a gun at his kneecap and pulled the trigger. NESconqueror fell off the branch and fell down towards the gates of hell, where Satan would be eagerly awaiting his arrival.

The rope ran out halfway down the tree, when it snapped. But not before his neck snapped too. His lifeless body landed on the ground all mangled and broken. That didn't stop the townspeople from getting a few kicks in at his corpse though. After a few minutes of kicking and beating up the poor kid's naked corpse, the town felt releaved of its frustrations. Both innocent townies and scummy mafia walked back home arm in arm. "Let's just forget about this whole thing now, shall we?", they said. The game had died. Peace had been restored.

NESconqueror (worst mafia mod ever to have been seen on these boards) has been lynched.

Both town and mafia win!

A bit harsh, but nonetheless awesome

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:36 pm

misterman10 wrote:
Sierra_Leon wrote:This used to be a quiet, peaceloving town filled with quiet, peaceloving people. All that changed when NESconqueror stumbled in. Packed with the book he recently acquired - Mafia for Morons TM - and the lunchbox that his mom made for him he set out to do what he knew he was born to do: to mod the greatest mafia game ever and earn the respect of all players, which he so rightfully deserves!

However, things did not go as he had planned. Calling his first try at modding a complete and utter failure would be an understatement. His book didn't help him much, as all it said was "Morons shouldn't play mafia games, let alone mod one!" over and over again, page after page. Perhaps he should've ordered it on e-bay.com instead of definately-not-a-hoax.com.

The townspeople had kindly advised him to play some mafia games before he tried modding one again, so he did. He made sure to be voted out as soon as possible though, so he could count the game as 'played' and raise his record of played games even faster than his postcount. Surely now he would be ready to mod a game. Or so he thought.

Attemp after attemp to mod a mafia game were foiled by his own incompetence. The town was getting a tad irritated at this point. "I'm sorry, I'll stop modding mafia games!", he shouted after every one of his games turned into a disaster. But time after time he broke his promise. He figured he had aimed too high for a beginner and he should try smaller games, but to no avail. Even the 1-person mafia game - where the single participant was mafia and had to get rid of himself - in which only he played bled to death on day one as he had accidentally included the rule of not being allowed to vote for yourself.

After so much disappointment NESconqueror's morale was at an all-time low, but he didn't show it. "No!", he said to himself (he talked to himself a lot as he didn't have many friend to talk to), "I'm not a loser! I can definately mod a mafia game!" He convinced cena-rules, the only person in town who seemed to act the same age he did, to help him mod a mafia-game. The townspeople roared with anger. They protested for days, carrying signs saying "BAN NES", "NES GO HOME" or "WILL HAVE SEX 4 FREE" in kwanton's case. But NESconqueror, ignorant as he is, ignored them all (yes, even kwanton).

The town, once quiet and peaceloving, was now hungry for blood. One could hear voices shouting "The mod must die!" and "Down with NES" echoing through the streets. NESconqueror tried to run for it, but the town had surrounded him. His friend cena-rules had abandoned him. It was just him, seven very angry mafia-players and very high tree with a rope hanging from the top branch. Oh, and some knives and guns and axes too.

The town stripped him naked, carried him to the top of the tree and put the rope around his fragile neck. "I'm sorry!", he screamed, "I won't ever try modding a mafia game again!" "Like we haven't heard that before", the town mumbled. After taking one last look at him on the top of that tree and laughing at his ridiculously small dick, they aimed a gun at his kneecap and pulled the trigger. NESconqueror fell off the branch and fell down towards the gates of hell, where Satan would be eagerly awaiting his arrival.

The rope ran out halfway down the tree, when it snapped. But not before his neck snapped too. His lifeless body landed on the ground all mangled and broken. That didn't stop the townspeople from getting a few kicks in at his corpse though. After a few minutes of kicking and beating up the poor kid's naked corpse, the town felt releaved of its frustrations. Both innocent townies and scummy mafia walked back home arm in arm. "Let's just forget about this whole thing now, shall we?", they said. The game had died. Peace had been restored.

NESconqueror (worst mafia mod ever to have been seen on these boards) has been lynched.

Both town and mafia win!

A bit harsh, but nonetheless awesome

I was about to push the modnuke button on this and cut all life support anyway... *Stabs self with own nes and dies off*

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:52 pm

ONe of the funniest posts I read with all my time on these forums.

Though you should of added something to do with me and Pikachus.

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:04 pm

Simply spectacular , SL.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:51 am

Sierra_Leon wrote:This used to be a quiet, peaceloving town filled with quiet, peaceloving people. All that changed when NESconqueror stumbled in. Packed with the book he recently acquired - Mafia for Morons TM - and the lunchbox that his mom made for him he set out to do what he knew he was born to do: to mod the greatest mafia game ever and earn the respect of all players, which he so rightfully deserves!

However, things did not go as he had planned. Calling his first try at modding a complete and utter failure would be an understatement. His book didn't help him much, as all it said was "Morons shouldn't play mafia games, let alone mod one!" over and over again, page after page. Perhaps he should've ordered it on e-bay.com instead of definately-not-a-hoax.com.

The townspeople had kindly advised him to play some mafia games before he tried modding one again, so he did. He made sure to be voted out as soon as possible though, so he could count the game as 'played' and raise his record of played games even faster than his postcount. Surely now he would be ready to mod a game. Or so he thought.

Attemp after attemp to mod a mafia game were foiled by his own incompetence. The town was getting a tad irritated at this point. "I'm sorry, I'll stop modding mafia games!", he shouted after every one of his games turned into a disaster. But time after time he broke his promise. He figured he had aimed too high for a beginner and he should try smaller games, but to no avail. Even the 1-person mafia game - where the single participant was mafia and had to get rid of himself - in which only he played bled to death on day one as he had accidentally included the rule of not being allowed to vote for yourself.

After so much disappointment NESconqueror's morale was at an all-time low, but he didn't show it. "No!", he said to himself (he talked to himself a lot as he didn't have many friend to talk to), "I'm not a loser! I can definately mod a mafia game!" He convinced cena-rules, the only person in town who seemed to act the same age he did, to help him mod a mafia-game. The townspeople roared with anger. They protested for days, carrying signs saying "BAN NES", "NES GO HOME" or "WILL HAVE SEX 4 FREE" in kwanton's case. But NESconqueror, ignorant as he is, ignored them all (yes, even kwanton).

The town, once quiet and peaceloving, was now hungry for blood. One could hear voices shouting "The mod must die!" and "Down with NES" echoing through the streets. NESconqueror tried to run for it, but the town had surrounded him. His friend cena-rules had abandoned him. It was just him, seven very angry mafia-players and very high tree with a rope hanging from the top branch. Oh, and some knives and guns and axes too.

The town stripped him naked, carried him to the top of the tree and put the rope around his fragile neck. "I'm sorry!", he screamed, "I won't ever try modding a mafia game again!" "Like we haven't heard that before", the town mumbled. After taking one last look at him on the top of that tree and laughing at his ridiculously small dick, they aimed a gun at his kneecap and pulled the trigger. NESconqueror fell off the branch and fell down towards the gates of hell, where Satan would be eagerly awaiting his arrival.

The rope ran out halfway down the tree, when it snapped. But not before his neck snapped too. His lifeless body landed on the ground all mangled and broken. That didn't stop the townspeople from getting a few kicks in at his corpse though. After a few minutes of kicking and beating up the poor kid's naked corpse, the town felt releaved of its frustrations. Both innocent townies and scummy mafia walked back home arm in arm. "Let's just forget about this whole thing now, shall we?", they said. The game had died. Peace had been restored.

NESconqueror (worst mafia mod ever to have been seen on these boards) has been lynched.

Both town and mafia win!

I wish I could sig that.

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:19 pm

Iliad wrote:I wish I could sig that.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:21 pm

Very well done, SL!

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:45 am

Truly amazing and very good. Excellent piece of writing...

It should be counted in the CC Constitution!

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:48 am

dustn64 wrote:
Iliad wrote:I wish I could sig that.

F1fth · Post by **F1fth** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:26 am

You could sig the link as the "Best Quote Ever"

Sierra_Leon · Post by **Sierra_Leon** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:04 am

Thank you, you're all too kind.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:19 am

Sierra_Leon wrote:Thank you, you're all too kind.

Just plain inconveinence for screwing up some mafia games and I get utterly overthrown...