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Postby Koba on Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:38 pm

Vonnegut wrote:hourman:

please tell everyone you're from England, not America. You're embarassing the rest of us with your illiteracy and not-so-poignant remarks.

if you reply, give me the pronunciation of poignant.
(hint: its not poh-ig-nint)


Good, I was worried for a bit, that was yet another post from him I couldn't read! Is it not just me?
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Postby Vonnegut on Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:43 pm

gramatically speaking, he's probably 5. contextually speaking, he's more like 7 or 8. as far as intelligence goes.... um, fetus?
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Postby Koba on Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:44 pm

Vonnegut wrote:as far as intelligence goes.... um, fetus?


'Special'
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Postby Vonnegut on Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:45 pm

Koba wrote:
Vonnegut wrote:as far as intelligence goes.... um, fetus?


'Special'


"short bus?"
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Postby Koba on Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:47 pm

Vonnegut wrote:
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Vonnegut wrote:as far as intelligence goes.... um, fetus?


'Special'


"short bus?"

:lol: Nice, never heard that one before. Heard a great 1 this morning, but can't for the life of me remember what it was. Still, think we have established his intelligence :P
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Postby benmor78 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:48 pm

autoload wrote:I was debating on whether to weigh in, now I think I will contribute.

I am in the United States studying from India. Everything is different here as can be expected. The most striking difference I noticed is the COMPLETE PROLIFERATION OF OBESE PEOPLE HERE!!!!!

You Americans are a sad, sad country of individuals and I used the word "individuals" purposely. No one cares for the community, just to stick more fried foods into their fat mouths!

I can not wait to go back to India and remove the stench of you Americans from my nostrils.


And then there will be another stench in your nostrils... but here in the United States, we have sense enough not to wipe our asses with our hands.
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Postby Koba on Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:50 pm

benmor78 wrote:
autoload wrote:I was debating on whether to weigh in, now I think I will contribute.

I am in the United States studying from India. Everything is different here as can be expected. The most striking difference I noticed is the COMPLETE PROLIFERATION OF OBESE PEOPLE HERE!!!!!

You Americans are a sad, sad country of individuals and I used the word "individuals" purposely. No one cares for the community, just to stick more fried foods into their fat mouths!

I can not wait to go back to India and remove the stench of you Americans from my nostrils.


And then there will be another stench in your nostrils... but here in the United States, we have sense enough not to wipe our asses with our hands.


Thats low, really low, have you ever met an Indian?
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Postby Vonnegut on Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:51 pm

window lickers is a good one too...
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Postby Vonnegut on Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:52 pm

benmor78 wrote:
autoload wrote:I was debating on whether to weigh in, now I think I will contribute.

I am in the United States studying from India. Everything is different here as can be expected. The most striking difference I noticed is the COMPLETE PROLIFERATION OF OBESE PEOPLE HERE!!!!!

You Americans are a sad, sad country of individuals and I used the word "individuals" purposely. No one cares for the community, just to stick more fried foods into their fat mouths!

I can not wait to go back to India and remove the stench of you Americans from my nostrils.


And then there will be another stench in your nostrils... but here in the United States, we have sense enough not to wipe our asses with our hands.



they DO have toilet paper in India, jackoff. STOP MAKING AMERICA LOOK BAD WITH YOUR IGNORANCE. shit.
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Postby benmor78 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:01 pm

Koba wrote:
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autoload wrote:I was debating on whether to weigh in, now I think I will contribute.

I am in the United States studying from India. Everything is different here as can be expected. The most striking difference I noticed is the COMPLETE PROLIFERATION OF OBESE PEOPLE HERE!!!!!

You Americans are a sad, sad country of individuals and I used the word "individuals" purposely. No one cares for the community, just to stick more fried foods into their fat mouths!

I can not wait to go back to India and remove the stench of you Americans from my nostrils.


And then there will be another stench in your nostrils... but here in the United States, we have sense enough not to wipe our asses with our hands.


Thats low, really low, have you ever met an Indian?


Yes. I went to a science and engineering magnet school and you couldn't throw a brick without hitting an Indian. I also attended UTA (University of Texas, Arlington, also known as University of Texas at Afghanistan because of all of the Asians).
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Postby benmor78 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:02 pm

Vonnegut wrote:
benmor78 wrote:
autoload wrote:I was debating on whether to weigh in, now I think I will contribute.

I am in the United States studying from India. Everything is different here as can be expected. The most striking difference I noticed is the COMPLETE PROLIFERATION OF OBESE PEOPLE HERE!!!!!

You Americans are a sad, sad country of individuals and I used the word "individuals" purposely. No one cares for the community, just to stick more fried foods into their fat mouths!

I can not wait to go back to India and remove the stench of you Americans from my nostrils.


And then there will be another stench in your nostrils... but here in the United States, we have sense enough not to wipe our asses with our hands.



they DO have toilet paper in India, jackoff. STOP MAKING AMERICA LOOK BAD WITH YOUR IGNORANCE. shit.


Read it and weep, jackass.
http://www.getlostmagazine.com/features ... giene.html
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Postby Vonnegut on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:07 pm

benmor78 wrote:
Vonnegut wrote:
benmor78 wrote:
autoload wrote:I was debating on whether to weigh in, now I think I will contribute.

I am in the United States studying from India. Everything is different here as can be expected. The most striking difference I noticed is the COMPLETE PROLIFERATION OF OBESE PEOPLE HERE!!!!!

You Americans are a sad, sad country of individuals and I used the word "individuals" purposely. No one cares for the community, just to stick more fried foods into their fat mouths!

I can not wait to go back to India and remove the stench of you Americans from my nostrils.


And then there will be another stench in your nostrils... but here in the United States, we have sense enough not to wipe our asses with our hands.



they DO have toilet paper in India, jackoff. STOP MAKING AMERICA LOOK BAD WITH YOUR IGNORANCE. shit.


Read it and weep, jackass.
http://www.getlostmagazine.com/features ... giene.html



wow. you are the problem. rebuttal:

do you really believe everything you read on the internet? maybe you should, considering your apparent lack of cynicism.

and just because one guy, 7 years ago who was travelling across all of Asia encountered an inherent lack of TP in the 3rd world part of India does not mean that no "sanitary napkins" are to be found in the whole country.

In the future, it might be a good idea to base your opinions on fact and knowledge, rather than something you pulled out of your ass (no pun intended)
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Postby ritz627 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:22 pm

hourman wrote:you guys can f*ck yourselfs you fucken libearal bitches, go to hell i am a true american and we havnt don eanything wrong, so you guys f*ck off, and you poser americans. what hav ei said thats offends anybody. im not disgracing other countries as long as they dont try to kill us (like the radical muslims) im fucken fine with what you guys think about me i dont fucken care. hate me oh no. i am with my opion. ya bush is not to good. and teh A bomb is bad. but what if we hadnt used it ,we would of lost thousnad maybe millions of men invading japan.so what im tryin to say is GO f*ck YOURSELFS.and leave america out of it. im donr so you guys can say what you want about me cause guess what DONT CARE.



Dumbass...I dont exactly know what else there is to say about this guy. His immense stupidity has rendered me speachless. There is so much wrong with what he just said and not just gramatically speaking. I'll agree with all those other coments
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Postby benmor78 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:23 pm

The Indian guys I knew in high school said they had to wipe their asses with their hands when they went back home. I posted a link that verified that. How about if you post a link that backs up what you're claiming?
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Postby ritz627 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:25 pm

benmor78 wrote:The Indian guys I knew in high school said they had to wipe their asses with their hands when they went back home. I posted a link that verified that. How about if you post a link that backs up what you're claiming?


What? A link that says your a low life? Here's the link:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... &start=510
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Postby ritz627 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:26 pm

Don't rag on third world countries just b/c yours may have some more convenient aspects to it. Thats called ignorance. And, i hate to use this word twice in the same thread to two different people, its being a dumbass as well.

* I'm not saying that all of india is "third world".
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Postby Koba on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:30 pm

benmor78 wrote:The Indian guys I knew in high school said they had to wipe their asses with their hands when they went back home. I posted a link that verified that. How about if you post a link that backs up what you're claiming?


You really do believe all you read on the net don't you! Ever thought this may not apply to the nation as a whole? Will it help if I tell you that most of the Indians I know are the most civilized people I have ever met, and did not use their hands to wipe their arses (note: an ass is a type of animal)

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Postby Vonnegut on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:37 pm

i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.
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Postby ritz627 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:38 pm

i came up with a link! (See page 35).

Note: coming up with an actual link to prove that you believe everything you read on the internet and we don't would be completely stupid, since it would be going against our arguement in the first place.
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Postby benmor78 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:39 pm

Vonnegut wrote:i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.


Doesn't sound to me like you have any backup. I posted a link supporting my assertion, and I also have spoken with people from India, who said exactly what I'm saying. Wiping your ass with your hand is commonplace in India.
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Postby Vonnegut on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:41 pm

benmor78 wrote:
Vonnegut wrote:i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.


Doesn't sound to me like you have any backup. I posted a link supporting my assertion, and I also have spoken with people from India, who said exactly what I'm saying. Wiping your ass with your hand is commonplace in India.



i meant backup as in people sharing the same knowledge. yes, cleaning the poop out of your butt with water and your left hand is commonplace in some parts of India. Polygamy is commonplace in Utah. Talking funny is commonplace south of the mason-dixon line, y'all. doesn't necessarily mean that everyone does it. capiche?
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Postby ritz627 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:42 pm

Even if it is...which it is not...your original comment was still an ignorant and "low" comment that was clearly not needed.
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Postby benmor78 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:45 pm

Vonnegut wrote:
benmor78 wrote:
Vonnegut wrote:i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.


Doesn't sound to me like you have any backup. I posted a link supporting my assertion, and I also have spoken with people from India, who said exactly what I'm saying. Wiping your ass with your hand is commonplace in India.



i meant backup as in people sharing the same knowledge. yes, cleaning the poop out of your butt with water and your left hand is commonplace in some parts of India. Polygamy is commonplace in Utah. Talking funny is commonplace south of the mason-dixon line, y'all. doesn't necessarily mean that everyone does it. capiche?


Not everyone is the U.S. is fat, I was just making a jibe at the original poster. Suffice it to say that you've conceded my point, which is that people in India wipe their asses with their hands. Enough said.
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Postby benmor78 on Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:47 pm

ritz627 wrote:Even if it is...which it is not...your original comment was still an ignorant and "low" comment that was clearly not needed.


It is true.
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Postby Vonnegut on Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:22 am

benmor78 wrote:
Vonnegut wrote:
benmor78 wrote:
Vonnegut wrote:i don't care enough to find a link, but i know i'm right.

how? from people who lived in India - yes, there are still places that have the 2 holes in the ground and the faucet on the wall, but if you go to New Delhi, there are restrooms, just like good ol' USA.

so stop with the unfounded opinions, they're getting rather tiring. and i've got backup.


Doesn't sound to me like you have any backup. I posted a link supporting my assertion, and I also have spoken with people from India, who said exactly what I'm saying. Wiping your ass with your hand is commonplace in India.



i meant backup as in people sharing the same knowledge. yes, cleaning the poop out of your butt with water and your left hand is commonplace in some parts of India. Polygamy is commonplace in Utah. Talking funny is commonplace south of the mason-dixon line, y'all. doesn't necessarily mean that everyone does it. capiche?


Not everyone is the U.S. is fat, I was just making a jibe at the original poster. Suffice it to say that you've conceded my point, which is that people in India wipe their asses with their hands. Enough said.


some people in India may do the hand-ass thing, that is the only point i will concede... and the only reason i jumped down your throat was the wording. so nyah.
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