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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby pimpdave on Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:32 am

Wow.

Has King_Herpes held the position of Conqueror now for more than a month?

What's the record for the longest period of time anyone has held the number one spot on the scoreboard?

KH really might be better than everyone else, in some new record breaking ways.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Timminz on Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:50 am

pimpdave wrote:What's the record for the longest period of time anyone has held the number one spot on the scoreboard?

A lot more than one month. I bet Blitz's 1st/top 5's thread would tell you how long (especially considering who holds that distinction).
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby FabledIntegral on Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:57 am

Jeff Hardy wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:That has absolutely no relevance. If it's not profitable - he wouldn't do it. Simple. I don't care how "risky" you portray it to be, it generally has consistent, non-risky results. Hence the fact it's even carried out. You say it's 25 wins out the window; well Herpes most likely maintains 25+ streaks vs stripers then so that in the overall gist, he benefits. There's nothing more to it really.

a lot of players play games that are profitable to their scores but its not all considered farming or easy points or whatever else people call it, why should this be any different?
the fact that he can maintain 25+ streaks makes him worthy of conquerer


Completely irrelevant whether or not other players play "profitable games." I was addressing your issue of claiming it was risk taking - nothing more. You are trying to justify so many actions while running aimlessly with your points. I never said it was farming, did I? All I said was that he personally is able to play them and constantly beat them - he wouldn't do it if it didn't pay off - and it's not a risky endeavor. Nothing more.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Jeff Hardy on Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:35 am

FabledIntegral wrote:All I said was that he personally is able to play them and constantly beat them

which is why he is and deserves to be conquerer

nothing more to it
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:01 pm

Jeff Hardy wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:All I said was that he personally is able to play them and constantly beat them

which is why he is and deserves to be conquerer

nothing more to it

I challenge Herpes to 10 sequential games and I bet he wont win 4 of them. Hes a hacker that plays little games to obtain points on a scoreboard. What do you say hacker? win 4 of 10 vs me.

I will wait here for the excuses on why you wont play with points being the first reason why...but than again, he plays cooks so playing a low rank like me should be fine.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby King_Herpes on Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:15 pm

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:
Jeff Hardy wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:All I said was that he personally is able to play them and constantly beat them

which is why he is and deserves to be conquerer

nothing more to it

I challenge Herpes to 10 sequential games and I bet he wont win 4 of them. Hes a hacker that plays little games to obtain points on a scoreboard. What do you say hacker? win 4 of 10 vs me.

I will wait here for the excuses on why you wont play with points being the first reason why...but than again, he plays cooks so playing a low rank like me should be fine.


You have lost your marbles JR. I don't want to play against someone who doesn't respect me. Period. I say this over and over to people with their little vendettas. You falsely accused me of something that I am not guilty of. I am the least techy person on this whole damn site. I don't know anything when it comes to computers. I'm a hacker now? So was that me in the movie Swordfish? You're too much.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:58 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:
Jeff Hardy wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:All I said was that he personally is able to play them and constantly beat them

which is why he is and deserves to be conquerer

nothing more to it

I challenge Herpes to 10 sequential games and I bet he wont win 4 of them. Hes a hacker that plays little games to obtain points on a scoreboard. What do you say hacker? win 4 of 10 vs me.

I will wait here for the excuses on why you wont play with points being the first reason why...but than again, he plays cooks so playing a low rank like me should be fine.


You have lost your marbles JR. I don't want to play against someone who doesn't respect me. Period. I say this over and over to people with their little vendettas. You falsely accused me of something that I am not guilty of. I am the least techy person on this whole damn site. I don't know anything when it comes to computers. I'm a hacker now? So was that me in the movie Swordfish? You're too much.

so to sum things up, the excuse your using is "I don't want to play against someone who doesn't respect me". Well I knew there be some excuse coming from the false conqueror. Just dint know what it would be. Why would I respect you? You have done nothing and proved nothing. Your a complete joke for a conqueror. Doing everything to obtain points except actually playing someone that will give you a challenge. Than you try to weasel out of it by playing the respect card. Your pathetic.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Jeff Hardy on Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:06 pm

JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:I challenge Herpes to 10 sequential games and I bet he wont win 4 of them.

because thats what youre best (or at least good) at

play herpes on his settings and he'll pwn you
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby King_Herpes on Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:19 pm

Quit being such a sad boy JR. I've beaten you plenty of times to know that you are no better than me.

Games JR got sequenched: Game 1623224, Game 2576859, Game 2578448, Game 2581050, Game 2587929, Game 3764073

Games JR sequenched me: Game 2882393, Game 3764062, Game 3764066

That's it folks. That's all the games we've played. Oh and I pwned him in a freestyle Game 3951180 where he thought him playing delay tactics would give him the upper hand and allow him to prevail. Nope.

Stop dancing around in my face like you're some type of CC God. You're not better than everyone and you never will be.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Jeff Hardy on Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:28 pm

game chat wrote:2008-12-20 23:05:45 - JOHNNYROCKET24: nothing like stalling until the 8 min mark
2008-12-20 23:05:51 - JOHNNYROCKET24: thanks jeff
2008-12-20 23:05:58 - JOHNNYROCKET24: we apreciated it
2008-12-20 23:06:04 - JOHNNYROCKET24: well i lied
2008-12-20 23:06:12 - JOHNNYROCKET24: grow the f*ck up
2008-12-20 23:06:31 - JOHNNYROCKET24: its a fucking game
2008-12-20 23:06:47 - JOHNNYROCKET24: every fucking round waited until time ran out
2008-12-20 23:07:30 - Jeff Hardy: i only just got on
2008-12-20 23:07:36 - Jeff Hardy: sorry for playing slow
2008-12-20 23:07:53 - Jeff Hardy: but its seq so what difference does it make?
2008-12-20 23:08:21 - Jeff Hardy: and i dont think ive ever let the time run out
2008-12-20 23:08:37 - Jeff Hardy [team]: what the hell is he talking about?
2008-12-21 03:05:20 - King_Herpes [team]: Lanny drop on LO1
2008-12-21 03:22:45 - JOHNNYROCKET24: yeah..your just a real great sport
2008-12-21 03:22:56 - JOHNNYROCKET24: caring only about points

talk about being a sore loser
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby BaldAdonis on Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:12 pm

You should probably change this title to reflect his current accomplishments. May I suggest "Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating". Not as succinct, but much more accurate.
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby demonfork on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:25 pm

BaldAdonis wrote:You should probably change this title to reflect his current accomplishments. May I suggest "Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating". Not as succinct, but much more accurate.


If you think that you are the holder of evidence that suggests that The King is cheating why not submit this evidence to the C&A forum and get his cheating ass busted?

Oh that's right, no such evidence exists.

You are just another pathetic little blow-hard twit that is suffering from the effects of a heightened estrogen level due to your recent decision to actually go through with the trans-gender recertification surgery.
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby BaldAdonis on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:27 pm

demonfork wrote:
BaldAdonis wrote:You should probably change this title to reflect his current accomplishments. May I suggest "Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating". Not as succinct, but much more accurate.


If you think that you are the holder of evidence that suggests that The King is cheating why not submit this evidence to the C&A forum and get his cheating ass busted?

Oh that's right, no such evidence exists.

You are just another pathetic little blow-hard twit that is suffering from the effects of a heightened estrogen level due to your recent decision to actually go through with the trans-gender recertification surgery.

The mods have seen it. Ask him yourself.
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby demonfork on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:30 pm

BaldAdonis wrote:
demonfork wrote:
BaldAdonis wrote:You should probably change this title to reflect his current accomplishments. May I suggest "Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating". Not as succinct, but much more accurate.


If you think that you are the holder of evidence that suggests that The King is cheating why not submit this evidence to the C&A forum and get his cheating ass busted?

Oh that's right, no such evidence exists.

You are just another pathetic little blow-hard twit that is suffering from the effects of a heightened estrogen level due to your recent decision to actually go through with the trans-gender recertification surgery.

The mods have seen it. Ask him yourself.


I'm asking you, you are the one making the accusation!

Where, when and how did The King cheat?
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby khazalid on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:35 pm

obviously the king has cheated him out of 5 better spent minutes
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby FabledIntegral on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:37 pm

Jeff Hardy wrote:
FabledIntegral wrote:All I said was that he personally is able to play them and constantly beat them

which is why he is and deserves to be conquerer

nothing more to it


... Jeff... are you slow or something? I haven't debated that. I'm merely pointing out your entire premise of "he risks his points because he plays low ranks instead of high," is utterly retarded... I've said nothing to the sort of whether or not he deserves to be conqueror... think before you post.
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby BaldAdonis on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:54 pm

demonfork wrote:I'm asking you, you are the one making the accusation!

Where, when and how did King cheat?

Do you mean aside from getting all his points by farming? He's cheating with automated scripts to start turns. Have a look at his freestyle games. I imagine he stopped using it when people caught on. But, you know, he didn't earn his points in the first place, so it's no surprise that he just started cheating with something else when the mods specifically outlawed his favourite methods. I'm sure pretty soon you'll see yet another enumeration of the Unwritten Rules which bans bots that play for you. Most people figured out on their own that it's a gross abuse of the game, but some people (like your pal herpes) have trouble reading, or understanding. You and jeffhardy seem to suffer from the same malady. Is it another outbreak of grade-school-itis?
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby porkenbeans on Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:33 am

BaldAdonis wrote:
demonfork wrote:I'm asking you, you are the one making the accusation!

Where, when and how did King cheat?

Do you mean aside from getting all his points by farming? He's cheating with automated scripts to start turns. Have a look at his freestyle games. I imagine he stopped using it when people caught on. But, you know, he didn't earn his points in the first place, so it's no surprise that he just started cheating with something else when the mods specifically outlawed his favourite methods. I'm sure pretty soon you'll see yet another enumeration of the Unwritten Rules which bans bots that play for you. Most people figured out on their own that it's a gross abuse of the game, but some people (like your pal herpes) have trouble reading, or understanding. You and jeffhardy seem to suffer from the same malady. Is it another outbreak of grade-school-itis?
Tell me more about this "Bot" thing. :o
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby demonfork on Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:12 am

BaldAdonis wrote:
demonfork wrote:I'm asking you, you are the one making the accusation!

Where, when and how did King cheat?

Do you mean aside from getting all his points by farming? He's cheating with automated scripts to start turns. Have a look at his freestyle games. I imagine he stopped using it when people caught on. But, you know, he didn't earn his points in the first place, so it's no surprise that he just started cheating with something else when the mods specifically outlawed his favourite(sic) methods. I'm sure pretty soon you'll see yet another enumeration of the Unwritten Rules which bans bots that play for you. Most people figured out on their own that it's a gross abuse of the game, but some people (like your pal herpes) have trouble reading, or understanding. You and jeffhardy seem to suffer from the same malady. Is it another outbreak of grade-school-itis?


He has played against 7 new recruits in his last 500+ games

He has played against 0 new recruits since Lack made the "Noob farming ain't cool" announcement.

As far as using a bot, I am sure that "your" claim is in reference to this game....http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=3951180

Are you trying to clam that a bot started The Kings turn, anticipated his opponents play, dropped his armies, attacked his opponent and participated in game chat? Wow that's one helluv a bot man :lol:

Did you even check the game log to see how absurd this claim is, or are you just spreading the ramblings of Mr. Rocket without even investigating. It's pretty obvious that The King was sitting in front of his computer (most likely NIFOC) hitting the "b" hotkey when Red Rocket started his turn.


Once again you are full of crap.

I don't care how loud you beat your little drum it will not change the reality that The King does not cheat, even against the farthest stretches of anyones imagination.
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby Woodruff on Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:29 am

demonfork wrote:
BaldAdonis wrote:You should probably change this title to reflect his current accomplishments. May I suggest "Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating". Not as succinct, but much more accurate.

If you think that you are the holder of evidence that suggests that The King is cheating why not submit this evidence to the C&A forum and get his cheating ass busted?
Oh that's right, no such evidence exists.
You are just another pathetic little blow-hard twit that is suffering from the effects of a heightened estrogen level due to your recent decision to actually go through with the trans-gender recertification surgery.


Is there a reason you're unable to support your thoughts without flaming? Keep it in FlameWars, please.
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby Timminz on Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:09 am

BaldAdonis wrote:The mods have seen it. Ask him yourself.


Go ahead. Ask him about it.
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Re: Herpes is Better than YOU at Cheating

Postby BaldAdonis on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:02 am

demonfork wrote:Once again you are full of crap.

I don't care how loud you beat your little drum it will not change the reality that The King does not cheat, even against the farthest stretches of anyones imagination.

I wasn't talking about new recruits. Have a look at his city mogul farming (and in particular, using the end of turn freestyle tactics to get de facto double turns, yet another gross abuse of the game).

You should read the game log before you talk about it. It took him 11 seconds to drop, and a minute to type anything. 11 seconds is plenty of time to open the window and click somewhere. Compare to speed games, when you know he's sitting there waiting, where it takes him 3-4 seconds to start his turn, but only a couple more to deploy and attack. Anyone designing the script would obviously include something to let you know it started. So you could even play another game, and when your opponent started, you'd be set.

There are other games you should look at as well. It's really just the same things all over again, but it's interesting to note that it isn't an isolated incident.

I wouldn't buy the argument that he's too stupid to design such a thing either. I know he's stupid, and I have no doubt he is too stupid to make the script, but I'm not claiming he made it. Just like krusher needed friends to help him cheat, herpes is just using what someone else has made. I hope you're getting paid well to defend him.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU at cheating

Postby BaldAdonis on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:15 am

This post was made by Jeff Hardy who is currently on your ignore list.

I'm not going to be reading your PMs either, they get deleted automatically. I've already seen enough of your flames masquerading as arguments. If you have something interesting to say, just hope someone else feels that way and quotes it. Then I might see it.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby TheBro on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:24 am

Just wondering.... When you checked to see how many new recruits he played, did you consider that many of them played 5 games or more by the time you checked, making them no longer a new recruit, but of a new recruit skill when Herpes played against them?
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby Timminz on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:27 am

TheBro wrote:Just wondering.... When you checked to see how many new recruits he played, did you consider that many of them played 5 games or more by the time you checked, making them no longer a new recruit, but of a new recruit skill when Herpes played against them?

Your logic has no place here. Just look at the thread title.
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