Bad Situations

[viking97]

Simply some one gives a situation and some one answers then they give challenge.

Rules are:

Items given are only things useable
No swearing
Situation must have answer
Boundaries of reality used only
No molemen!(so u think ur so smart mr Ditocoaf! )

[viking97]

Year 2050

Three cars are coming at u.One fell off a highway that is going through the empire state building(it's about to fall flat on u and u will be crushed)
another is full of men who work for the mafia(they will shoot u with laser guns)
last one is a driven by a blind terrorist(it will explode any second now)

U hav enough time time activate two things:

an anti laser shield, a slow activating teleporter to the mafia's house and a automatic bomb diffuser

Wat 2 tools will u choose?

[Votanic]

Year 2050

Three cars are coming at u.One fell off a highway that is going through the empire state building(it's about to fall flat on u and u will be crushed)
another is full of men who work for the mafia(they will shoot u with laser guns)
last one is a driven by a blind terrorist(it will explode any second now)

U hav enough time time activate two things:

an anti laser shield, a slow activating teleporter to the mafia's house and a automatic bomb diffuser

Wat 2 tools will u choose?

Yeah, that old-model teleporter is relatively slow, but it still functions at 99.99% the speed of light.
I beam over to the mafia's house. Nobody's home so I raid the fridge and turn on the game.
I don't even bother activating a second thing, ...just lazy like that.
...and those bad three cars all basically destroy each other.
I don't care. It's Miller Time.

Okay my turn.

You want a burger, fries, and a shake.
Each item costs a dollar, ...but you only have two dollars.
Which high fat & calorie item of junk food do you cruelly deprive you spoiled, over-indulged, inner child from consuming?