the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Apparently, this thread has the most of my posts in it.

Really? I find that...slightly surprising.

[walelia2]

I cant get a vasectomy. That makes me sad.

[strike wolf]

I'm never getting a vasectomy. Why? Because I don't believe in unnecessary operations.

[walelia2]

Yeah, I plan on keeping all of my girlie bits.

[UCAbears]

ur still here....didnt you and your army of ex multis leave? fair enough?

nice to see you

Who are you talking to?

Yeah for real.

[AndyDufresne]

Eh, Bananas.


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

I cant get a vasectomy. That makes me sad.

Maybe you could give them?

When I had mine done, it was the same day as the (lady) surgeon was going to reach some milestone (I forget - 500 vasectomies, 1,000?). As a present for the appropriate customer, she had a box of chocolate, cream-filled willies.

See, I don't get the prize even when I'm having my balls cut open. I just get to see the prize.

Once, when I worked for the Electricity Board, I came joint first in a work-related quiz with my friend Gordon. He got the bottle of scotch, I got the "Think Electric" T-shirt.

[borox0]

What do they call the female version of a vasectomy?

[AndyDufresne]

Hm, I don't know. Maybe a Banana split? Sounds more masculine I think...


--Andy

[sam_levi_11]

ur still here....didnt you and your army of ex multis leave? fair enough?

nice to see you

Who are you talking to?

Yeah for real.

^ him

im sure he had so many multi's he had a huge percentage of cc or sumin

[AndyDufresne]

Or sumin.

Yes.

Bananas.


--Andy

[sam_levi_11]

*gives andy a banana

[jonesthecurl]

What do they call the female version of a vasectomy?

Well, if you're a cat they call it being "Spayed".

[jonesthecurl]

What do they call the female version of a vasectomy?

Well, if you're a cat they call it being "Spayed".

Actually I just looked it up and it's called "tubal ligation".

[jonesthecurl]

*gives andy a banana

Someone tell the wolf Sam's nicking his nanas.

[UCAbears]

^ him

im sure he had so many multi's he had a huge percentage of cc or sumin[/quote][/quote]

Why would Andy have multi's?

[strike wolf]

I cant get a vasectomy. That makes me sad.

Maybe you could give them?

When I had mine done, it was the same day as the (lady) surgeon was going to reach some milestone (I forget - 500 vasectomies, 1,000?). As a present for the appropriate customer, she had a box of chocolate, cream-filled willies.

See, I don't get the prize even when I'm having my balls cut open. I just get to see the prize.

Once, when I worked for the Electricity Board, I came joint first in a work-related quiz with my friend Gordon. He got the bottle of scotch, I got the "Think Electric" T-shirt.

Maybe we should change the subject this one makes me uncomfortable.

[strike wolf]

*gives andy a banana

Someone tell the wolf Sam's nicking his nanas.

He's not nicking them. I've traded with him. He gives me melons for bananas. Of course I only accept melons in pairs, a solo melon is just unnatural.

[jonesthecurl]

All right, but where did Sam nick the melons from then? (he won't have paid for them, he's from Islington).
{Cue Cheap melons=breasts jokes} .

[jonesthecurl]

See, I don't get the prize even when I'm having my balls cut open. I just get to see the prize.

Once, when I worked for the Electricity Board, I came joint first in a work-related quiz with my friend Gordon. He got the bottle of scotch, I got the "Think Electric" T-shirt. [/quote]

Maybe we should change the subject this one makes me uncomfortable.[/quote]

Yeah, I'm still embarrassed about wearing the "Think Electric" t-shirt...

[strike wolf]

All right, but where did Sam nick the melons from then? (he won't have paid for them, he's from Islington).
{Cue Cheap melons=breasts jokes} .

I think he got them from a local...club.

[diddle]

We had a good rate going, but now I feel there is nothing to spur us on, morale is low....

I thought you were leaving.

I have, I'm just returning to finish one mafia and post in this thread and the Thread which must not be named.

[sam_levi_11]

All right, but where did Sam nick the melons from then? (he won't have paid for them, he's from Islington).

you dont even know what islington is like lol


also i was on about UCA

[suggs]

Wont have a word said aginst:

a) Sexy Sam
b) Islington, which i sone of the coolest parts of London.

So reaarange the following sentence: Off Twat You Bugger.

[sam_levi_11]

hi suggs, where u been hiding, firth said plotting to kidnap me.

anyway thanks