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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:24 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
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happy2seeyou wrote:
Norse wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:I'd tap that.


I'd mutilate myself.

Come to daddy, pretty girl!


People . . . Please keep Norse away from new females to this site. :lol: :lol:


Yeah, you just want all of norse loving to yourself..come to papa for a spanking, you naughty bitch!


[-X [-X [-X Now now Norse, we all know that you do nothing for me ;) Sorry to break it to ya . .. go spank yourself ;)


That;'s not what you said after you PM'd me them nude pictures of you "frollicing" yourself, for want of a better word.

I liked the pics, just stop sending them to me all the time.....
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:25 pm

Norse wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
Norse wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
Norse wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:I'd tap that.


I'd mutilate myself.

Come to daddy, pretty girl!


People . . . Please keep Norse away from new females to this site. :lol: :lol:


Yeah, you just want all of norse loving to yourself..come to papa for a spanking, you naughty bitch!


[-X [-X [-X Now now Norse, we all know that you do nothing for me ;) Sorry to break it to ya . .. go spank yourself ;)


That;'s not what you said after you PM'd me them nude pictures of you "frollicing" yourself, for want of a better word.

I liked the pics, just stop sending them to me all the time.....


Those weren't of me they were pics of Hecter :D
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Postby hecter on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:27 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
Norse wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
Norse wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
Norse wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:I'd tap that.


I'd mutilate myself.

Come to daddy, pretty girl!


People . . . Please keep Norse away from new females to this site. :lol: :lol:


Yeah, you just want all of norse loving to yourself..come to papa for a spanking, you naughty bitch!


[-X [-X [-X Now now Norse, we all know that you do nothing for me ;) Sorry to break it to ya . .. go spank yourself ;)


That;'s not what you said after you PM'd me them nude pictures of you "frollicing" yourself, for want of a better word.

I liked the pics, just stop sending them to me all the time.....


Those weren't of me they were pics of Hecter :D

You threatened to kill me if I "put those pics anywhere [you] could see them"...
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Postby ignotus on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:28 pm

Norse wrote:Wth your stupidity, you could become a semi-decent clown, without make-up.

I'm not a model but i cold pass for a semi-decent garbage man. Could you lend me your clown costume? Actually I even played a clown once in a school-play.
Where's your picture Norse? :wink: With your stupidity you could be electrocuted by now. :twisted:
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Postby hecter on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:35 pm

ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:Wth your stupidity, you could become a semi-decent clown, without make-up.

I'm not a model but i cold pass for a semi-decent garbage man. Could you lend me your clown costume? Actually I even played a clown once in a school-play.
Where's your picture Norse? :wink: With your stupidity you could be electrocuted by now. :twisted:

He's posted several already.
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Postby ignotus on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:39 pm

I have founded them just now. Sorry! :oops:
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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:50 pm

hecter wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:Wth your stupidity, you could become a semi-decent clown, without make-up.

I'm not a model but i cold pass for a semi-decent garbage man. Could you lend me your clown costume? Actually I even played a clown once in a school-play.
Where's your picture Norse? :wink: With your stupidity you could be electrocuted by now. :twisted:

He's posted several already.


Ha!

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Postby ignotus on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:56 pm

I don't hate you. Actually I like you, at least you have a firm stand on everything. And your remarks are quite funny.
If you ever stray to Croatia contact me and I will buy you a beer of two. :D :wink:
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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:58 pm

ignotus wrote:I don't hate you. Actually I like you, at least you have a firm stand on everything. And your remarks are quite funny.
If you ever stray to Croatia contact me and I will buy you a beer of two. :D :wink:


Hehe, thanks I appreciate that.

I dont think croats are that bad, I just got wound up by the football talk
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Postby misterman10 on Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:15 pm

Sass wrote:
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Janis


:D

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:03 pm

misterman10 wrote:
Sass wrote:
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Janis


:D

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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noob, makeup and photoshop are powerful weapons of seduction :P
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Postby Sass on Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:18 pm

static_ice wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
Sass wrote:
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Janis


:D

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome!


noob, makeup and photoshop are powerful weapons of seduction :P


I'm pretty sure the modeling agency didn't use photoshop, just some sort of softening tool around the edges, to add "a dreamlike beauty" or some crap like that and a colour corrector on my horribly uneven tan.

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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:25 pm

Sass wrote:
static_ice wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
Sass wrote:
Image

Janis


:D

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome!


noob, makeup and photoshop are powerful weapons of seduction :P


I'm pretty sure the modeling agency didn't use photoshop, just some sort of softening tool around the edges, to add "a dreamlike beauty" or some crap like that and a colour corrector on my horribly uneven tan.

Janis


hmm who knows? all I know is photo-retouching programs suck 8)
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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:14 am

static_ice wrote:
Sass wrote:
static_ice wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
Sass wrote:
Image

Janis


:D

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome!


noob, makeup and photoshop are powerful weapons of seduction :P


I'm pretty sure the modeling agency didn't use photoshop, just some sort of softening tool around the edges, to add "a dreamlike beauty" or some crap like that and a colour corrector on my horribly uneven tan.

Janis


hmm who knows? all I know is photo-retouching programs suck 8)

QFT photoshop is god and even with no training I can figure stuff out moderately well enough :lol:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:18 am

Sassy prepare to be enticed by my wit and charm.
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Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:52 am

reverend_kyle wrote:Sassy prepare to be enticed by my wit and charm.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Skittles! on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:52 am

Sass wrote:
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Janis


You somewhat look like someone from Star-wars.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:54 am

Skittles! wrote:
Sass wrote:
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Janis


You somewhat look like someone from Star-wars.


Natalie Portman..

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Postby Sass on Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:42 am

Skittles! wrote:
Sass wrote:
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Janis


You somewhat look like someone from Star-wars.



Funny, I usually get that I look like Emma Watson..... you know that kid from Harry Potter. Natalie Portman is a new one lol.

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Postby Anarchy Ninja on Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:10 am

Woah its me! :lol:
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Postby Shrinky on Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:00 am

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That's me a pure blooded INDIAN!

PS-if it's too small, let me know and i'll increase size.
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Postby Simonov on Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:08 am

Shrinky wrote:Image

That's me a pure blooded INDIAN!

PS-if it's too small, let me know and i'll increase size.


where are your feathers? :?:
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Postby cramill on Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:35 am

Sass wrote:Funny, I usually get that I look like Emma Watson..... you know that kid from Harry Potter. Natalie Portman is a new one lol.

Janis


Yeah I was going to say that you looked a little like Emma Watson.

Shrinky wrote:That's me a pure blooded INDIAN!

I think he meant Indian as in from India.
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Postby diddle on Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:43 am

cramill wrote:
Shrinky wrote:That's me a pure blooded INDIAN!

I think he meant Indian as in from India.


aka a real indian
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Postby Norse on Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:34 am

heavycola wrote:Image

I know what you're thinking - Slim Pickens at the end of Dr Strangelove.


No, I was thinking more along the lines of...

"Young man, you don't need to feel down....."
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