Trump's America

[what,me worry?]

If Trump grabs a woman, we all know it'd be by the ______. Correct? Correct.

So, new game for you and your significant female other (SFO, no?)

1. Explain to them that there is and always has been a patriarchy. You may use history,religious texts, timelines of the presidencies and kingships etc etc etc

2. Explain that it's because of physiology through hormones. Testosterone vs estrogen

3. You have to let her talk sh17 about you to her friends about it until she gets to a comfortable place of, "may-beeeee..."

4. In a week from that point you have to randomly grab her by the ______ and tell her the patriarchy says hello

5. Now, 9 out of 10 times she won't be happy about it, so as you walk away you have to remind her that it's Trump's America and then continue walking as she calls you an a$5h0le

6. This is all a theory so please post results

[jonesthecurl]

If I tried that with Mrs thecurl, I would very quickly be doubled over in agony, clutching my nuts.
If I was lucky, they'd still be attached.

[2dimes]

Better Duk?

[2dimes]

She made a face an said. "I don't know what that means."

[what,me worry?]

She made a face an said. "I don't know what that means."

You have to follow up he recipe....sigh....

[2dimes]

Yeah, as soon as I grabbed her it confirmed we were not normal enough and couldn't participate in your elementary experiment.

Usually I don't say anything when I do that.

We have talked about how things worked in the past and on farms. She doesn't think Neanderthals worked in offices with the males making more money. If I try to tell her 1. And 2. She would probably say "obviously" and maybe ask, "What's your point?"

I didn't marry a woman that wishes she could get a nice manual labour job like brick layer, or denies such things exist.

I don't think it was better 150 years ago either. I might have older off spring to look after me but still would have a much lower standard of life going to an out house and having to chop wood.

Anyways, as much as men like me are the problem, I would never just go grab a pussy besides hers.

[what,me worry?]

Yeah, as soon as I grabbed her it confirmed we were not normal enough and couldn't participate in your elementary experiment.

Usually I don't say anything when I do that.

We have talked about how things worked in the past and on farms. She doesn't think Neanderthals worked in offices with the males making more money. If I try to tell her 1. And 2. She would probably say "obviously" and maybe ask, "What's your point?"

I didn't marry a woman that wishes she could get a nice manual labour job like brick layer, or denies such things exist.

I don't think it was better 150 years ago either. I might have older off spring to look after me but still would have a much lower standard of life going to an out house and having to chop wood.

Anyways, as much as men like me are the problem, I would never just go grab a pussy besides hers.

The only woman you should me too movement the shit out of is your significant other. Texted my last gf that and got the best blow job and sex when she came over lol

Intellectual women are great and it sounds like you have one you can do witty banter with. Good for you

Concerning the past, I disagree but I'm speaking for myself I love being physically active building stuff or gardening. Working on a farm sounds great. I hate sitting in an office but to each their own

If I were president,I would go back to the work farm in lieu of the jail system. It's productive for society and keeps those who disobey laws as functional humans allowing them to reintegrate into society. Hopefully we could offer trade school or GEDs at that level. I'm all for reform instead of the punishment model which causes mental health issues and therefore recitivism

I know that was a rushed explanation of the causes of recitivism but you see where my head's at

[2dimes]

I would still like a farm but not enough to try to talk my wife into it anymore.

I want indoor plumbing and automated heat.

I don't think I could physically work a farm walking behind an animal drawn plow.

[HitRed]

[jimboston]

Just because there are some women with low enough self esteem to let you get away with grabbing their privates... doesn’t mean it’s right.

Note... i’m not talking about doing it with a partner... with a partner you and her may have a relationship that allows or encourages that behavior, could be playfulness or some sort of power dynamic or whatever.

I’m talking about just doing it the way Trump stated.

[what,me worry?]

Just because there are some women with low enough self esteem to let you get away with grabbing their privates... doesn’t mean it’s right.

Note... i’m not talking about doing it with a partner... with a partner you and her may have a relationship that allows or encourages that behavior, could be playfulness or some sort of power dynamic or whatever.

I’m talking about just doing it the way Trump stated.

ok...thank you for the wisdom slack jaw SJW

[2dimes]

Nice and tidy.

[jimboston]

loser bye

[what,me worry?]

https://secondnexus.com/trump-ronny-jac ... lower-diet


Trump's Former Doctor Says He Had to Hide Cauliflower in Trump's Mashed Potatoes to Improve His Diet


"From well done steaks to taco bowls, some of the most bizarre moments in the political career of President Donald Trump have centered around food.

You can add another moment to that list.

Former White House physician Ronny Jackson confessed to the New York Times that he regretted not fully implementing an improved diet and fitness regimen for the President.

The 73-year-old Trump has sparked concerns in the past regarding his health.

Late last year, he was unexpectedly taken to Walter Reed Medical Center and stayed out of the public eye immediately after, leading some to believe the President had suffered an emergency....."

[jonesthecurl]

A person close to the President who has dined with him on several occasions said Trump has salad with a meal every now and then -- but other than that, "I have never seen him eat a vegetable."

[mookiemcgee]

If I were president,I would go back to the work farm in lieu of the jail system. It's productive for society and keeps those who disobey laws as functional humans allowing them to reintegrate into society.

Just another liberal trying to take jobs from hard working whites, and give it to black criminals. Why do you hate farmers (or that's what I imagine Nomad saying now if he weren't guested)

Also, the president doesn't get to decide that... He could, in theory perhaps change migrant detention centers into farm labor camps without all the 'constitutional law' stuff getting in the way. if we placed all those camps in the central valley of CA... now you are onto a real solution! Free farm labor, with tons of experience and know how, and it doesn't put farmers out of business it actually improves the bottom line!

[KoolBak]

I understand now why he goes into a relationship expecting it to fail dork.

[what,me worry?]

If I were president,I would go back to the work farm in lieu of the jail system. It's productive for society and keeps those who disobey laws as functional humans allowing them to reintegrate into society.

Just another liberal trying to take jobs from hard working whites, and give it to black criminals. Why do you hate farmers (or that's what I imagine Nomad saying now if he weren't guested)

Also, the president doesn't get to decide that... He could, in theory perhaps change migrant detention centers into farm labor camps without all the 'constitutional law' stuff getting in the way. if we placed all those camps in the central valley of CA... now you are onto a real solution! Free farm labor, with tons of experience and know how, and it doesn't put farmers out of business it actually improves the bottom line!

Yeah!

Let's give jobs to white criminals!

[mookiemcgee]

If I were president,I would go back to the work farm in lieu of the jail system. It's productive for society and keeps those who disobey laws as functional humans allowing them to reintegrate into society.

Just another liberal trying to take jobs from hard working whites, and give it to black criminals. Why do you hate farmers (or that's what I imagine Nomad saying now if he weren't guested)

Also, the president doesn't get to decide that... He could, in theory perhaps change migrant detention centers into farm labor camps without all the 'constitutional law' stuff getting in the way. if we placed all those camps in the central valley of CA... now you are onto a real solution! Free farm labor, with tons of experience and know how, and it doesn't put farmers out of business it actually improves the bottom line!

Yeah!

Let's give jobs to white criminals!

White criminals? I was clearly implying Mexican/Latino immigrants (who aren't criminals in their own country, but the USA might deem them criminals for entering the US illegaly).

[what,me worry?]

If I were president,I would go back to the work farm in lieu of the jail system. It's productive for society and keeps those who disobey laws as functional humans allowing them to reintegrate into society.

Just another liberal trying to take jobs from hard working whites, and give it to black criminals. Why do you hate farmers (or that's what I imagine Nomad saying now if he weren't guested)

Also, the president doesn't get to decide that... He could, in theory perhaps change migrant detention centers into farm labor camps without all the 'constitutional law' stuff getting in the way. if we placed all those camps in the central valley of CA... now you are onto a real solution! Free farm labor, with tons of experience and know how, and it doesn't put farmers out of business it actually improves the bottom line!

Yeah!

Let's give jobs to white criminals!

White criminals? I was clearly implying Mexican/Latino immigrants (who aren't criminals in their own country, but the USA might deem them criminals for entering the US illegaly).

Why don't you write a manifesto so don't have to imply and I won't mistakingly assume

[mookiemcgee]

If I were president,I would go back to the work farm in lieu of the jail system. It's productive for society and keeps those who disobey laws as functional humans allowing them to reintegrate into society.

Just another liberal trying to take jobs from hard working whites, and give it to black criminals. Why do you hate farmers (or that's what I imagine Nomad saying now if he weren't guested)

Also, the president doesn't get to decide that... He could, in theory perhaps change migrant detention centers into farm labor camps without all the 'constitutional law' stuff getting in the way. if we placed all those camps in the central valley of CA... now you are onto a real solution! Free farm labor, with tons of experience and know how, and it doesn't put farmers out of business it actually improves the bottom line!

Yeah!

Let's give jobs to white criminals!

White criminals? I was clearly implying Mexican/Latino immigrants (who aren't criminals in their own country, but the USA might deem them criminals for entering the US illegaly).

Why don't you write a manifesto so don't have to imply and I won't mistakingly assume

I did, it's called the Turner Diaries. Please buy it and help me make $$$ and inspire the millenials.

Also, what about me saying ' migrant detention centers ' made you think of white people? Are there a bunch of norwegian kids in cages along the Mexican border that didn't make it onto CNN?

[what,me worry?]

If I were president,I would go back to the work farm in lieu of the jail system. It's productive for society and keeps those who disobey laws as functional humans allowing them to reintegrate into society.

Just another liberal trying to take jobs from hard working whites, and give it to black criminals. Why do you hate farmers (or that's what I imagine Nomad saying now if he weren't guested)

Also, the president doesn't get to decide that... He could, in theory perhaps change migrant detention centers into farm labor camps without all the 'constitutional law' stuff getting in the way. if we placed all those camps in the central valley of CA... now you are onto a real solution! Free farm labor, with tons of experience and know how, and it doesn't put farmers out of business it actually improves the bottom line!

Yeah!

Let's give jobs to white criminals!

White criminals? I was clearly implying Mexican/Latino immigrants (who aren't criminals in their own country, but the USA might deem them criminals for entering the US illegaly).

Why don't you write a manifesto so don't have to imply and I won't mistakingly assume

I did, it's called the Turner Diaries. Please buy it and help me make $$$ and inspire the millenials.

Also, what about me saying ' migrant detention centers ' made you think of white people? Are there a bunch of norwegian kids in cages along the Mexican border that didn't make it onto CNN?

*Puts run foil hat on*

Scary!