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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby maxatstuy on Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:34 pm

I changed the title to something more suitable...
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby bridge2far on Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:43 pm

ffs guys...
First off, all you people that think that his reign is 'bad news for CC' are full of crapola and have never taken the time to figure out what it takes to become conqueror.

Heres a few things you may not know about conquerors and what it takes to even become close to his high of a rank:

1. Previous Conquerers.
Has anyone taken the time to research what previous conquerors have done to achieve their top position?
after doing a quick forum search you can get this artical
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=66223.
It shows what every previous conqueror has mainly specialized in to become their rank.

1. Alstergren (14 days) mostly by sequential doubles
2. Pilate (39 days) mostly by sequential doubles
3. Belzbub (17 days) mostly by freestyle singles
4. Eye84free (3 days) mostly by sequential doubles
5. Blitzaholic (170 days) mostly by sequential triples
6. Jork (10 days) mostly by sequential triples
7. Johnnyrocket24 (3 hours) mostly by sequential triples
8. Gibbom (27 days) mostly by battle royal
9. Yosevuk (31 days) mostly by joining noob team games
10. Maniacmath17 (1 day) mostly by sequential singles
11. Comicboy (3 days) mostly by sequential singles
12. SkyT (28 days) mostly by sequential triples/blocked from playing with roommates in trips
13. Poo-maker (38 days) mostly by freestyle speed
14. Sjnap (77 days) mostly by freestyle speed
15. Scott-land (21 days) mostly by freestyle speed
16. King herpes (few hours)mostly by freestyle


Now after reading through all those you should start to get a sense that every conqueror had a specialty that they gained the majority of their points from to be able to get to number 1.

2. Farming.
Since there is obviously no clear and concise definition of farming here is one that I can sum up from the general opinion: Playing brand new players that have no idea or a very little idea of how to win a game when you are of a higher rank and skill level.
What a lot of people don't understand is that this same principal of farming can be moved over and defined in various catagories, such as the majority of 'specialty' games that previous conquerors have had.
What i've noticed in majority of high ranked players is that there is some form of farming/ specializing going on with them. This is what it takes to get a high rank get it through your heads already.
This does not mean though that they are any less skilled, many many conquerors have been quite versatile and know how to play almost all 'skilled' game styles, they just choose a few to play more often and become great at ie, farm their specialty.
This last part is what separates a Farmer, from a Conqueror.
While Farmers, such as max, show again and again that they have their specialty and can achieve high ranks from it, they lack the skill required to play most all other games. (either lack the skill or don't wish to try it, regardless)
Coquerors show that they can specialize in a few areas, BUT, they also show that they can supersede their boundaries and play many other various types of games.
This is the reason why most conquerors end their reign to remain in the top 100 or so, because they have found other styles of play that they enjoy as well as their specialty's.

3. Relative scores.
Did anyone know that the difference between herpes beating a 1000pt player and a 2000pt player is just a 3 pt gain?.. really you say? yes. so this whole BS of relative rank for herpes is stupid.. i mean, a decent player on this site is concidered a major or 2000 points... herpes is sitting at 5600.. if his 'relative rank' is even .400 hes still averaging players of 2240 pts... i mean, comon. think a little please.

4. Setting a goal.
What Herpes says here is an excellent piece of advice for all of you that wish to move to the top ranks.
King_Herpes wrote:One day, I made a joking remark to him that I could reach the number one spot. He laughed and told me I'd never even see the top ten. So my new enjoyment in a game that at that point then had nil became proving him wrong. It certainly didn't matter to me how I acquired it so long as it was within the rules. I most definitely devoted enough effort to be where I am.


5. Dedication and Persistence.
There is another forum page on CC that lists players that have made it to 4k and shows how many games and days it took players to achieve this goal of a point value.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=33043
I have to say that this was my own goal for the longest time, to make it to 2.5k, 3k, 3.5k. all checkpoints to achieve my goal of 4k. Sticking to these goals and realizing that one tempting doodle assassin game could cost me 50+ hard earned points just because its a fun/fast game style is me being dedicated to my goal.
If anyone has been watching Herpes closely in the last few weeks you would have noticed that his score did fall a couple times by 100pts or so, he didn't stop trying, he kept going for it.


There may be many more strategies and secrets that it takes to become Thee Conqueror but these should hopefully educate those that are opposed to him, and those that feel encouraged because they are lumped with him in the title of being a farmer but are nothing like him (max).
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:49 pm

maxatstuy wrote:I changed the title to something more suitable...
We will never know if that is true or not. Because just like you , he only plays noobs that think FS is the common setting. Why else would it be set as the default ? I do not blame you guys though, there will always be those that search for a shortcut. This rests at the seat of CC. for making freestyle the default. But I am not an inexperienced noob. You are just another drum, that any sarge could beat, in a square game. :lol:
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby bridge2far on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:01 pm

porkenbeans wrote:My IQ is well over 140. I stopped playing for the most part in multi player games because I realized that I was being raped by multies that have taken over this site. Well guess what, the moment that I started playing 1v1 my rank has shot up from sarge. Hmmmmmm. I wonder why ? We do have something in common. You gave up playing the game you love to go for the brass ring. I gave up the game that I love (multi-player games) to raise my rank as well. Here is the main difference though. You farm noobs that start FS games out of ignorance, I picked a complicated map and took on all comers. Not as enjoyable as multi-player games but its an honest living. You on the other hand are a non skilled cheater. I can beat you like a drum my friend, without breaking a sweat. Why ? because I know how to play "RISK". And If the big king wants to prove me wrong, He will take up this challenge, and come make me shut my mouth. Until then, I will NOT bow before the king. For the king has no clothes, and no skill. :lol:



Honestly Pork... this remark just shows your own ignorance..
first off, you are also concidered a farmer in my books if you play just one map like that to get all your points.

Second, what game are you going to play... challenging Herpes like that.... seems you only know how to play that one map and used to know how to play multiplayer games before you became paranoid of multis.
So really, it is you that has no skill.
Go attempt to bother someone of YOUR own 'true rank'.
If you say that you've jumped up because you switched to farming one map then your 'true rank' by your own definition would be what? cadet?
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:03 pm

bridge2far wrote:ffs guys...
First off, all you people that think that his reign is 'bad news for CC' are full of crapola and have never taken the time to figure out what it takes to become conqueror.

Heres a few things you may not know about conquerors and what it takes to even become close to his high of a rank:

1. Previous Conquerers.
Has anyone taken the time to research what previous conquerors have done to achieve their top position?
after doing a quick forum search you can get this artical
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=66223.
It shows what every previous conqueror has mainly specialized in to become their rank.

1. Alstergren (14 days) mostly by sequential doubles
2. Pilate (39 days) mostly by sequential doubles
3. Belzbub (17 days) mostly by freestyle singles
4. Eye84free (3 days) mostly by sequential doubles
5. Blitzaholic (170 days) mostly by sequential triples
6. Jork (10 days) mostly by sequential triples
7. Johnnyrocket24 (3 hours) mostly by sequential triples
8. Gibbom (27 days) mostly by battle royal
9. Yosevuk (31 days) mostly by joining noob team games
10. Maniacmath17 (1 day) mostly by sequential singles
11. Comicboy (3 days) mostly by sequential singles
12. SkyT (28 days) mostly by sequential triples/blocked from playing with roommates in trips
13. Poo-maker (38 days) mostly by freestyle speed
14. Sjnap (77 days) mostly by freestyle speed
15. Scott-land (21 days) mostly by freestyle speed
16. King herpes (few hours)mostly by freestyle


Now after reading through all those you should start to get a sense that every conqueror had a specialty that they gained the majority of their points from to be able to get to number 1.

2. Farming.
Since there is obviously no clear and concise definition of farming here is one that I can sum up from the general opinion: Playing brand new players that have no idea or a very little idea of how to win a game when you are of a higher rank and skill level.
What a lot of people don't understand is that this same principal of farming can be moved over and defined in various catagories, such as the majority of 'specialty' games that previous conquerors have had.
What i've noticed in majority of high ranked players is that there is some form of farming/ specializing going on with them. This is what it takes to get a high rank get it through your heads already.
This does not mean though that they are any less skilled, many many conquerors have been quite versatile and know how to play almost all 'skilled' game styles, they just choose a few to play more often and become great at ie, farm their specialty.
This last part is what separates a Farmer, from a Conqueror.
While Farmers, such as max, show again and again that they have their specialty and can achieve high ranks from it, they lack the skill required to play most all other games. (either lack the skill or don't wish to try it, regardless)
Coquerors show that they can specialize in a few areas, BUT, they also show that they can supersede their boundaries and play many other various types of games.
This is the reason why most conquerors end their reign to remain in the top 100 or so, because they have found other styles of play that they enjoy as well as their specialty's.

3. Relative scores.
Did anyone know that the difference between herpes beating a 1000pt player and a 2000pt player is just a 3 pt gain?.. really you say? yes. so this whole BS of relative rank for herpes is stupid.. i mean, a decent player on this site is concidered a major or 2000 points... herpes is sitting at 5600.. if his 'relative rank' is even .400 hes still averaging players of 2240 pts... i mean, comon. think a little please.

4. Setting a goal.
What Herpes says here is an excellent piece of advice for all of you that wish to move to the top ranks.
King_Herpes wrote:One day, I made a joking remark to him that I could reach the number one spot. He laughed and told me I'd never even see the top ten. So my new enjoyment in a game that at that point then had nil became proving him wrong. It certainly didn't matter to me how I acquired it so long as it was within the rules. I most definitely devoted enough effort to be where I am.


5. Dedication and Persistence.
There is another forum page on CC that lists players that have made it to 4k and shows how many games and days it took players to achieve this goal of a point value.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=33043
I have to say that this was my own goal for the longest time, to make it to 2.5k, 3k, 3.5k. all checkpoints to achieve my goal of 4k. Sticking to these goals and realizing that one tempting doodle assassin game could cost me 50+ hard earned points just because its a fun/fast game style is me being dedicated to my goal.
If anyone has been watching Herpes closely in the last few weeks you would have noticed that his score did fall a couple times by 100pts or so, he didn't stop trying, he kept going for it.


There may be many more strategies and secrets that it takes to become Thee Conqueror but these should hopefully educate those that are opposed to him, and those that feel encouraged because they are lumped with him in the title of being a farmer but are nothing like him (max).
You my friend, I could respect as Conquer. You know how to play freestyle, and start games, taking on all comers. You are NOT a farmer. You are a specialist. And there is nothing wrong with that. A no-skilled farmer waits at the door to pounce on the noob. because he knows that they are likly to start an FS game, BECAUSE IT IS THE DEFAULT. CC only need change that to make the default Seq. as it should be. and I and many others would stop the rant against farmers. Now when it comes to multies, the rant continues.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:08 pm

bridge2far wrote:
porkenbeans wrote:My IQ is well over 140. I stopped playing for the most part in multi player games because I realized that I was being raped by multies that have taken over this site. Well guess what, the moment that I started playing 1v1 my rank has shot up from sarge. Hmmmmmm. I wonder why ? We do have something in common. You gave up playing the game you love to go for the brass ring. I gave up the game that I love (multi-player games) to raise my rank as well. Here is the main difference though. You farm noobs that start FS games out of ignorance, I picked a complicated map and took on all comers. Not as enjoyable as multi-player games but its an honest living. You on the other hand are a non skilled cheater. I can beat you like a drum my friend, without breaking a sweat. Why ? because I know how to play "RISK". And If the big king wants to prove me wrong, He will take up this challenge, and come make me shut my mouth. Until then, I will NOT bow before the king. For the king has no clothes, and no skill. :lol:



Honestly Pork... this remark just shows your own ignorance..
first off, you are also concidered a farmer in my books if you play just one map like that to get all your points.

Second, what game are you going to play... challenging Herpes like that.... seems you only know how to play that one map and used to know how to play multiplayer games before you became paranoid of multis.
So really, it is you that has no skill.
Go attempt to bother someone of YOUR own 'true rank'.
If you say that you've jumped up because you switched to farming one map then your 'true rank' by your own definition would be what? cadet?
I am not a farmer I start games and take on all comers just like you. -BONEHEAD.
Oh, and I have only played 1/4 of my games on 1 map.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby maxatstuy on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:16 pm

porkenbeans wrote:You my friend, I could respect as Conquer. You know how to play freestyle, and start games, taking on all comers. You are NOT a farmer. You are a specialist. And there is nothing wrong with that. A no-skilled farmer waits at the door to pounce on the noob. because he knows that they are likly to start an FS game, BECAUSE IT IS THE DEFAULT. CC only need change that to make the default Seq. as it should be. and I and many others would stop the rant against farmers. Now when it comes to multies, the rant continues.


The very concept of specializing is farming, so arguing thay he is a specialist and not a farmer is just a pathetic attempt to deny being a farmer, when you so clearly are. By specializing, you are playing games with knowledge that your opponent does not have, so that you can win the game and win points. That is Farming.

Furthermore, changing the default to sequential would just make games with deadbeat longer and more drawn out. People coming to this site for the first time want to play, if the games were sequential, the time it would take them before they could play their turn would double and many more people would leave; the very concept with sequential 8-player farmers use when creating their games. While you play sequential games and are clearly hoping for the default to be changed so that you can farm easier, it would not be in the best interest of the new recruits joining the site, which is why freestyle was set as the default.

Meanwhile, by playing on City Mongol as much as Bridge has, he is FARMING. Additionally, he uses the small size of doodle earth to take advantage of his speed to make steals and win games against low rank strippers. Bridge is a farmer and saying that he isnt when he is clearly taking advantage of his speed against low ranks is ridiculous.

However, this thread is NOT about farming, so if you want to continue on this topic further, I ask that you take it to another thread as this is about congratulating King_Herpes.

Nice Job breaking 5600 :D
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby JOHNNYROCKET24 on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:31 pm

Stephen Wayne wrote:damn you guys beat me to it i have been watching his climb for the last week

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well done
maybe a record for most points in small period of time
nope- ive done 1,100 to 3,100 in a week
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:37 pm

maxatstuy wrote:
porkenbeans wrote:You my friend, I could respect as Conquer. You know how to play freestyle, and start games, taking on all comers. You are NOT a farmer. You are a specialist. And there is nothing wrong with that. A no-skilled farmer waits at the door to pounce on the noob. because he knows that they are likly to start an FS game, BECAUSE IT IS THE DEFAULT. CC only need change that to make the default Seq. as it should be. and I and many others would stop the rant against farmers. Now when it comes to multies, the rant continues.


The very concept of specializing is farming, so arguing thay he is a specialist and not a farmer is just a pathetic attempt to deny being a farmer, when you so clearly are. By specializing, you are playing games with knowledge that your opponent does not have, so that you can win the game and win points. That is Farming.

Furthermore, changing the default to sequential would just make games with deadbeat longer and more drawn out. People coming to this site for the first time want to play, if the games were sequential, the time it would take them before they could play their turn would double and many more people would leave; the very concept with sequential 8-player farmers use when creating their games. While you play sequential games and are clearly hoping for the default to be changed so that you can farm easier, it would not be in the best interest of the new recruits joining the site, which is why freestyle was set as the default.
Everything you said is utter garbage. I am not a farmer because I play 1/4 of my games on 1 map. I start them, I dont farm noobs.
People would not leave if it was seq. you stupid moron. Arguing with you will not settle a thing. As you are too stupid to understand the simplest of logic. But If that were the case aboutwhy CC has made FS the default, They would do better if they just gave them the speed option. And also made it to where they had to complete 10 or so games before they are allowed to start any games.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:37 pm

porkenbeans wrote:
maxatstuy wrote:I changed the title to something more suitable...

*Caution: this post contains incredible amounts of closed minded opinions and should in no way be taken seriously unless you yourself are a contrived player*
We will never know if that is true or not. Because just like you , he only plays noobs that think FS is the common setting. Why else would it be set as the default ? I do not blame you guys though, there will always be those that search for a shortcut. This rests at the seat of CC. for making freestyle the default. But I am not an inexperienced noob. You are just another drum, that any sarge could beat, in a square game. :lol:


There is no such thing as a "Square" game on this site you irrelevant little twit. If so, we would all be sitting around a board rolling the dice to see who goes first and who chooses their first territory. Then from there going in a counter-clockwise direction choosing the rest until the board is filled. Then dropping are given armies until are hand is empty. This site is as random as it can get and we all at least understand that much. I would never allow myself to get stuck with some of the lame drops that I've endured. Never.

What you fail to realize is that I have just as much of an ability to win against anybody as I do to lose in a standard sequential game. Many players here on the front page would read the board extremely similar to me if not exactly the same. There's a drop where in most scenario's one player is in a better position and then comes who gets the first turn to set the pace. We would both drop in the correct territory for offense or defense and from there it is all dice. If I were to except a challenge from everyone and anyone of course I would not be here. No one player would prevail under such circumstances but instead it would just be a massive juggling act of who has the number one spot. You claim to be so intelligent but why do you fail to understand these simple logic's. Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

I invited you in to a game under the same general premise(onto a unfamiliar board with preferred settings risking far more than you) all but two weeks ago porky. And you turned me down remember?. So screw your challenge Mr. I'm much better than you are. I don't play anyone with such a profound ignorance. Although I recently did play the Fruitster on his board and settings and wow did my team outplay his. Partly why he finds the need to sling mud.

*Bridge thank you for your post it had the most pertinence thus far. Not to mention a special credibility coming from another great player who truly understands what it takes to gain rank. Yes I am capable of playing under all game settings and my medals accord to that. My next goal will be achieving the rest of my medals while maintaining my rank. Wish me bad luck.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:40 pm

maxatstuy wrote:
porkenbeans wrote:You my friend, I could respect as Conquer. You know how to play freestyle, and start games, taking on all comers. You are NOT a farmer. You are a specialist. And there is nothing wrong with that. A no-skilled farmer waits at the door to pounce on the noob. because he knows that they are likly to start an FS game, BECAUSE IT IS THE DEFAULT. CC only need change that to make the default Seq. as it should be. and I and many others would stop the rant against farmers. Now when it comes to multies, the rant continues.


The very concept of specializing is farming, so arguing thay he is a specialist and not a farmer is just a pathetic attempt to deny being a farmer, when you so clearly are. By specializing, you are playing games with knowledge that your opponent does not have, so that you can win the game and win points. That is Farming.

Furthermore, changing the default to sequential would just make games with deadbeat longer and more drawn out. People coming to this site for the first time want to play, if the games were sequential, the time it would take them before they could play their turn would double and many more people would leave; the very concept with sequential 8-player farmers use when creating their games. While you play sequential games and are clearly hoping for the default to be changed so that you can farm easier, it would not be in the best interest of the new recruits joining the site, which is why freestyle was set as the default.

Meanwhile, by playing on City Mongol as much as Bridge has, he is FARMING. Additionally, he uses the small size of doodle earth to take advantage of his speed to make steals and win games against low rank strippers. Bridge is a farmer and saying that he isnt when he is clearly taking advantage of his speed against low ranks is ridiculous.

However, this thread is NOT about farming, so if you want to continue on this topic further, I ask that you take it to another thread as this is about congratulating King_Herpes.

Nice Job breaking 5600 :D
You opened the door to farming in your first post, MORON.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:50 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
porkenbeans wrote:
maxatstuy wrote:I changed the title to something more suitable...

*Caution: this post contains incredible amounts of closed minded opinions and should in no way be taken seriously unless you yourself are a contrived player*
We will never know if that is true or not. Because just like you , he only plays noobs that think FS is the common setting. Why else would it be set as the default ? I do not blame you guys though, there will always be those that search for a shortcut. This rests at the seat of CC. for making freestyle the default. But I am not an inexperienced noob. You are just another drum, that any sarge could beat, in a square game. :lol:


There is no such thing as a "Square" game on this site you irrelevant little twit. If so, we would all be sitting around a board rolling the dice to see who goes first and who chooses their first territory. Then from there going in a counter-clockwise direction choosing the rest until the board is filled. Then dropping are given armies until are hand is empty. This site is as random as it can get and we all at least understand that much. I would never allow myself to get stuck with some of the lame drops that I've endured. Never.

What you fail to realize is that I have just as much of an ability to win against anybody as I do to lose in a standard sequential game. Many players here on the front page would read the board extremely similar to me if not exactly the same. There's a drop where in most scenario's one player is in a better position and then comes who gets the first turn to set the pace. We would both drop in the correct territory for offense or defense and from there it is all dice. If I were to except a challenge from everyone and anyone of course I would not be here. No one player would prevail under such circumstances but instead it would just be a massive juggling act of who has the number one spot. You claim to be so intelligent but why do you fail to understand these simple logic's. Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

I invited you in to a game under the same general premise(onto a unfamiliar board with preferred settings risking far more than you) all but two weeks ago porky. And you turned me down remember?. So screw your challenge Mr. I'm much better than you are. I don't play anyone with such a profound ignorance. Although I recently did play the Fruitster on his board and settings and wow did my team outplay his. Partly why he finds the need to sling mud.

*Bridge thank you for your post it had the most pertinence thus far. Not to mention a special credibility coming from another great player who truly understands what it takes to gain rank. Yes I am capable of playing under all game settings and my medals accord to that. My next goal will be achieving the rest of my medals while maintaining my rank. Wish me bad luck.
HAHAHA. You must have gotten bored with noobs and figured that you could farm higher ranks for more points. You pmd a bunch of players like me that do not play FS. And graciously offered a game. I wonder how many took you up on your offer. Is that how you got the points to put you over the top. You are pathetic. Do you not remember that I kindly thanked you and offered to play a game that I knew. What did you say ? Tell everyone you little chicken shit. :lol:
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:58 pm

I said hell no I won't go. Me putting up 50+ points to your 8-9? Why in the hell would I play a standard sequential game on a board where the drop is crucial and the dice can land any which way instead of a game that I have a slight edge? The question is, why didn't you take such a generous offer like so many did? I lost against a vast array of ranks on my own settings and that could have been you cashing in. But you had a giant set of lips and doubted your own ability. The fact is, you are in no position to choose settings unless I choose to give you that privilege. Being it as I was trying to get to where I am now, that held little interest in my mind. You sure do have a funny way of looking at things.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby bridge2far on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:10 pm

porkenbeans wrote:You my friend, I could respect as Conquer. You know how to play freestyle, and start games, taking on all comers. You are NOT a farmer. You are a specialist. And there is nothing wrong with that. A no-skilled farmer waits at the door to pounce on the noob. because he knows that they are likly to start an FS game, BECAUSE IT IS THE DEFAULT. CC only need change that to make the default Seq. as it should be. and I and many others would stop the rant against farmers. Now when it comes to multies, the rant continues.



ah, but what you failed to skip over in what i was saying was the deduced conclusion that i am also going for conqueror AND i am doing it by a similar means as Herpes. This should also show you that Herpes is a respectable and well rounded player, and he has taken the concept of farming to a greater level, a more respectable level.
Being that the lowest form of farming would be feeding off of solely new players ( ?'s ).
What else you haven't realized is your so called difference between you and Herpes.
In both your and his last few hundred points you have both pretty much stuck to one map.
There is no difference, you may think that it is because of freestyle play vs. sequential but when you think of the maps that you are playing..
In playing a sequential City Mogul the MAJORITY of games that i've seen won are dependent on whomever goes first.
In Prohibition it is less who goes first and more based on luck of the drop.

Realize that not all maps are the fairest when played in sequential.

and to max,
yes i would consider myself a specialist/farmer, but not nearly close to the disgusting abuse of the system that you are pulling.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby FabledIntegral on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:12 pm

porkenbeans wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:Your stupidity is immeasurable porker. Are you calling all the people who have given me congrats cheaters??? That has to be the most preposterous statement on this whole thread. I think you skipped the part where I said that I made the decision to change how I play when my brother and I could no longer play together. The bottom line is that your rank is a demonstration of what type of games you play and how well you do on them. You my estranged little pest play primarily one vs. one's. I hate to burst your bubble but you would never ascend or descend if farmers or cheaters were not here. My presence does not change your score by one point. You would never get too much higher than you are now unless you started playing private games with equal or higher ranked people and won above 50% of those one on one's. You think that I honestly have effected your rank by any margin? That's ridiculous. I can't argue with dumb people. You are losing any grasp that you had on reality and it's getting absurd.
My IQ is well over 140. I stopped playing for the most part in multi player games because I realized that I was being raped by multies that have taken over this site. Well guess what, the moment that I started playing 1v1 my rank has shot up from sarge. Hmmmmmm. I wonder why ? We do have something in common. You gave up playing the game you love to go for the brass ring. I gave up the game that I love (multi-player games) to raise my rank as well. Here is the main difference though. You farm noobs that start FS games out of ignorance, I picked a complicated map and took on all comers. Not as enjoyable as multi-player games but its an honest living. You on the other hand are a non skilled cheater. I can beat you like a drum my friend, without breaking a sweat. Why ? because I know how to play "RISK". And If the big king wants to prove me wrong, He will take up this challenge, and come make me shut my mouth. Until then, I will NOT bow before the king. For the king has no clothes, and no skill. :lol:


IQ of 140+? Damn - that's enough to get a scholarship to virtually any university you want if you've applied yourself even slightly. You should have aced your SAT's and such (assuming you live in the states). You qualify under "genius" status, and score I believe around the 99.75% tile. And that's 140. You're "well over." Do you realize if you're "well over" 140 you'd be nearly an anomaly, smart enough to make records for highest IQ in history and such? Assuming "well over" is at least 8-10 points, not "hardly over" which I would assume is just barely :). Not bad - but by reading your posts, I highly doubt what you proclaim is true, due to the very nature of your heavily flawed arguments.

You pick complicated maps - whether you enjoy them or not is irrelevant, as KH could enjoy his form of farming just as much. The fact is, you are fully aware that the people that are going to join the game are of lesser skill in the maps. It doesn't matter if you take anyone who comes on, because the correlation will show that low ranks will typically flock to such games. And you can't ignore trends - they are the very obvious nature of why you are most likely doing it in the first place. Complicated maps in no way take out the luck factor of the dice either, which is highly amusing that you would suggest such, especially coming from one of the most intelligent people out there.

Or you could be full of shit.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:13 pm

King_Herpes wrote:I said hell no I won't go. Me putting up 50+ points to your 8-9? Why in the hell would I play a standard sequential game on a board where the drop is crucial and the dice can land any which way instead of a game that I have a slight edge? The question is, why didn't you take such a generous offer like so many did? I lost against a vast array of ranks on my own settings and that could have been you cashing in. But you had a giant set of lips and doubted your own ability. The fact is, you are in no position to choose settings unless I choose to give you that privilege. Being it as I was trying to get to where I am now, that held little interest in my mind. You sure do have a funny way of looking at things.
Well I am not a chicken shit like you are, I guess. Why did you not just start a bunch of games with your settings. like I do. Instead of pming a bunch of ranks with no experiance at FS. Is it because you cant win in a fair fight ? We all half to play with point structure the way it is. You are supposed to be that much better than a lower rank. So why cant you just take on all comers ? I will tell you why . It is because you are not good enough for the rank that you hold.
You are fighting unarmed, in a battle of wits with me. So why dont you just give up nude king.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby neanderpaul14 on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:23 pm

All hail King Herpes our latest and reigning CONQUERER :D :D :D


"There can be only one....."


and BTW Herpes remember as you stated
I can't argue with dumb people.
don't waste your breath (or typing fingers) on mindless cretins who are jealous of your current status. As one of my favorite quotes reads, "Arguing with a fool is like wrestling with a pig in sh'it, eventually you must realize the pig is enjoying himself."
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:25 pm

porkenbeans wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:I said hell no I won't go. Me putting up 50+ points to your 8-9? Why in the hell would I play a standard sequential game on a board where the drop is crucial and the dice can land any which way instead of a game that I have a slight edge? The question is, why didn't you take such a generous offer like so many did? I lost against a vast array of ranks on my own settings and that could have been you cashing in. But you had a giant set of lips and doubted your own ability. The fact is, you are in no position to choose settings unless I choose to give you that privilege. Being it as I was trying to get to where I am now, that held little interest in my mind. You sure do have a funny way of looking at things.
Well I am not a chicken shit like you are, I guess. Why did you not just start a bunch of games with your settings. like I do. Instead of pming a bunch of ranks with no experiance at FS. Is it because you cant win in a fair fight ? We all half to play with point structure the way it is. You are supposed to be that much better than a lower rank. So why cant you just take on all comers ? I will tell you why . It is because you are not good enough for the rank that you hold.
You are fighting unarmed, in a battle of wits with me. So why dont you just give up nude king.



I did just exactly what you said. I started well over a 100 open games, standard and speed. People started leaving when the chips were down as many of us do on a freestyle match to play later when I am offline. Thus breaking bonuses and adjusting there armies to get a better chance at victory. And I was still at 98%. But then there is the players that hawk my games and eventually mimic my style and the whole edge is gone. I found this to be not as lucrative as my latest method. As for the speed games, there are many players on this site that are as fast and or faster than I am with clickable maps. But there was only one player on the whole site that I would gain or lose an even amount of points from. Who do you think that was? And do you think he would keep playing one vs. one's with me? So you see when you're up as high as I am you have to decide what is lucrative and what is just an insane gamble. How did you know I was nude?
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby demonfork on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:28 pm

Hey beanfuc-ker,

I had some of the worst dice that I have ever experienced on CC in the 3 games that I played you and I still mopped the floor with your pig face in all 3 games!

You might want to get a clue, it should be relatively easy for you with your 140 IQ and all :lol:

I have seen the likes of you in many walks of life, you are nothing more than a grabastic piece of amphibian feces, you can't rise to the top yourself so you must tear down those that can!

When I want to become better at whatever it is that interests me, I try to seek out the best so that I may learn from them.

King_herpes no doubt fit that criteria, I know that he is a great player and I am happy for him and his achievement!
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby demonfork on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:31 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
porkenbeans wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:I said hell no I won't go. Me putting up 50+ points to your 8-9? Why in the hell would I play a standard sequential game on a board where the drop is crucial and the dice can land any which way instead of a game that I have a slight edge? The question is, why didn't you take such a generous offer like so many did? I lost against a vast array of ranks on my own settings and that could have been you cashing in. But you had a giant set of lips and doubted your own ability. The fact is, you are in no position to choose settings unless I choose to give you that privilege. Being it as I was trying to get to where I am now, that held little interest in my mind. You sure do have a funny way of looking at things.
Well I am not a chicken shit like you are, I guess. Why did you not just start a bunch of games with your settings. like I do. Instead of pming a bunch of ranks with no experiance at FS. Is it because you cant win in a fair fight ? We all half to play with point structure the way it is. You are supposed to be that much better than a lower rank. So why cant you just take on all comers ? I will tell you why . It is because you are not good enough for the rank that you hold.
You are fighting unarmed, in a battle of wits with me. So why dont you just give up nude king.



..........How did you know I was nude?






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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby oetyler on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:44 pm

HERPES 4 LIFE
RIDE OR DIE OF HERPES

HERPES IS COOLER THAN YOU!
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby negoeien on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:45 pm

lol congratz king of an soa(in my language don't know it in english lol) an std? (sexual transmitted disease lol)
You're name itself makes people laugh xD
I think some people are overextending thereselves and think to highlyof themselves.
King is a great player in my opinion (ofcourse I'm much better!! but I mean MUCH! better)
You shouldn't try t nihilize his achievement which is great!! although it's easy to take off his glory with the ridicolous games he played lol :p. WAIT...
What am I doing!?
Putting evrything in perspective with my IQ over 80!!! yes I guess slightly over 80, could be 81 . How awsome would that be, geez I feel smart now!
Way to go king of herpes and currently of this whole site!!
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby porkenbeans on Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:53 pm

FabledIntegral wrote:
porkenbeans wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:Your stupidity is immeasurable porker. Are you calling all the people who have given me congrats cheaters??? That has to be the most preposterous statement on this whole thread. I think you skipped the part where I said that I made the decision to change how I play when my brother and I could no longer play together. The bottom line is that your rank is a demonstration of what type of games you play and how well you do on them. You my estranged little pest play primarily one vs. one's. I hate to burst your bubble but you would never ascend or descend if farmers or cheaters were not here. My presence does not change your score by one point. You would never get too much higher than you are now unless you started playing private games with equal or higher ranked people and won above 50% of those one on one's. You think that I honestly have effected your rank by any margin? That's ridiculous. I can't argue with dumb people. You are losing any grasp that you had on reality and it's getting absurd.
My IQ is well over 140. I stopped playing for the most part in multi player games because I realized that I was being raped by multies that have taken over this site. Well guess what, the moment that I started playing 1v1 my rank has shot up from sarge. Hmmmmmm. I wonder why ? We do have something in common. You gave up playing the game you love to go for the brass ring. I gave up the game that I love (multi-player games) to raise my rank as well. Here is the main difference though. You farm noobs that start FS games out of ignorance, I picked a complicated map and took on all comers. Not as enjoyable as multi-player games but its an honest living. You on the other hand are a non skilled cheater. I can beat you like a drum my friend, without breaking a sweat. Why ? because I know how to play "RISK". And If the big king wants to prove me wrong, He will take up this challenge, and come make me shut my mouth. Until then, I will NOT bow before the king. For the king has no clothes, and no skill. :lol:


IQ of 140+? Damn - that's enough to get a scholarship to virtually any university you want if you've applied yourself even slightly. You should have aced your SAT's and such (assuming you live in the states). You qualify under "genius" status, and score I believe around the 99.75% tile. And that's 140. You're "well over." Do you realize if you're "well over" 140 you'd be nearly an anomaly, smart enough to make records for highest IQ in history and such? Assuming "well over" is at least 8-10 points, not "hardly over" which I would assume is just barely :). Not bad - but by reading your posts, I highly doubt what you proclaim is true, due to the very nature of your heavily flawed arguments.

You pick complicated maps - whether you enjoy them or not is irrelevant, as KH could enjoy his form of farming just as much. The fact is, you are fully aware that the people that are going to join the game are of lesser skill in the maps. It doesn't matter if you take anyone who comes on, because the correlation will show that low ranks will typically flock to such games. And you can't ignore trends - they are the very obvious nature of why you are most likely doing it in the first place. Complicated maps in no way take out the luck factor of the dice either, which is highly amusing that you would suggest such, especially coming from one of the most intelligent people out there.

Or you could be full of shit.
145, and I have many friends that are rated higher. It is just barely in the genius level, witch starts at 140. As for specializing. There is zero correlation to farming noobs. Learning a certain board or setting is NOT farming. I do not go looking for noob games to join. On the contrary, I dont really like it when 1 joins my games. But I take it with the territory. And I am not the first to loose 60 points to a noob. I would much rather play against top brass players, because I like the challenge and the points. Dont you ever get bored with farming for un-challenging games ? Wouldnt you rather see a leaderboard that reflects the best risk players at the top ? It doesnt take a genius to see that, that is not what we have here. This site has become a joke with all the cheating and farming that is allowed. I am not the only one to realize this. I am afraid that this is my generations fault for raising a bunch of spoiled brats. You want everything right now. And you dont want to put forth the effort that is required. You do nothing but cheapen the game for the rest of us.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

Postby King_Herpes on Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:06 pm

Well my heart goes out to the people that feel they have been slighted. Not really but being facetious is more fun than being upfront. Listen up you powder puffs! This is not your site. It is not my site. It is not any one person's site and if it were any one's f*ckin' site it would be lacks. If he personally thought that what I was doing was a huge detriment to the site then he would have "fixed" it by now. Your attempts at derailing this thread and pissing on my integrity are just a direct reflection of your character. Now go boink your sister or exchange hand jobs with your post Harvard buddies.
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Re: Conqueror Herpes!

Postby The Neon Peon on Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:14 pm

porkenbeans wrote:145, and I have many friends that are rated higher. It is just barely in the genius level, witch starts at 140.

The very fact that you are proud of your IQ score... I can't find any logical explanation anywhere as to how that test measures intelligence. All it does is measure mental ability... a world away from intelligence.

porkenbeans wrote:As for specializing. There is zero correlation to farming noobs. Learning a certain board or setting is NOT farming. I do not go looking for noob games to join. On the contrary, I dont really like it when 1 joins my games.

Yes, you are not purposely looking for someone who is far below your skill level to join, but you are still playing 95% of your games with people who have a good deal less experience than you.

I am pretty sure the definition of playing mostly people who are far less experienced is farming. The only difference is that in your case, the people are not as much inexperienced, so you gain less points, but it is still farming.

porkenbeans wrote:I would much rather play against top brass players, because I like the challenge and the points.

So would I. But how do you expect to accomplish that with your style of play?

porkenbeans wrote:Dont you ever get bored with farming for un-challenging games ?

Give it some time and the people will quit the site while new people rise to take their place. Agree completely.

porkenbeans wrote:Wouldnt you rather see a leaderboard that reflects the best risk players at the top ? It doesnt take a genius to see that, that is not what we have here. This site has become a joke with all the cheating and farming that is allowed.

I disagree, this site is not a joke. There is only a small minority of people who farm (especially under your definitions), and it takes a really good farmer to get to a high rank still. I have played King Herpes, and he is good. I have watched many of the games with the other farmers as well. They are still good. No one can get that high without skill, no matter what method they use.

I have not noticed many cheaters around (well, I ran into a few in my first week on, the site, and they got busted for it, but other than that I have not seen any.) Perhaps I am lucky, but I have not noticed a problem.
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