Robinette's 500 CC Party

[Robinette]

bravo oVo...

I took the liberty of adding pics to your prose...

I'm on the map,
yet feel as if outside looking in it.

Yet make no mistake,
it would still be a thrill, beyond your gracious hospitality
to win it.

"Come on in," said the spider to the fly
"It will be fun" . . . and soon enough
there was no place to run.

Those sexy heels
are now on our heads
and pretty soon
we will all be... exterminated

because...

there's always free cheese in a mousetrap

[Windparson]

What a great story and read!

[oVo]

The subtle smell of cheddar
and my mind began to reel
distracted by those dark seams
where they entered nine inch heels.

When my senses returned
it was far too late
as that crafty wench's sekrit strategy
had predetermined all our fates.

A glow at the end of the tunnel
began to shimmer in a cyan light,
when I heard a sultry voice whisper
"not to worry... everything is alright."

Of course my muse was mistaken
as territories began to fall and armies grew thin.
Her pockets now stuffed with spoils, it was obvious
there was no way out
and no way to win.

It only took eleven rounds to complete this tale
of cheesy goodness' alchemy into the napalm scent so distinct.
"Smells like victory" she said as I awaited my ship to sail.
A few points lighter and the last in line... I too am extinct,
and as it turns out,
it's actually #498.

[autoload]

Christ, this place wouldn't be the same without ya...

Are you saying this place would be worse?

[Robinette]

The subtle smell of cheddar
and my mind began to reel
distracted by those dark seams
where they entered nine inch heels.

When my senses returned
it was far too late
as that crafty wench's sekrit strategy
had predetermined all our fates.

A glow at the end of the tunnel
began to shimmer in a cyan light,
when I heard a sultry voice whisper
"not to worry... everything is alright."

Of course my muse was mistaken
as territories began to fall and armies grew thin.
Her pockets now stuffed with spoils, it was obvious
there was no way out
and no way to win.

It only took eleven rounds to complete this tale
of cheesy goodness' alchemy into the napalm scent so distinct.
"Smells like victory" she said as I awaited my ship to sail.
A few points lighter and the last in line... I too am extinct,
and as it turns out,
it's actually #498.

oh so well done, oh so well written,
oh before long i may find myself smitten...

oVo kindly gives more credit than is due,
yes this one i won, but to lose would be nothing new...

i really enjoyed that game, to be sure,
precisely placing bait to make such a lure...

it was kinda sad for me to kill you this day,
but it's what i do, 'tis how i play...

i stand alone now at the water's edge, and simply think,
for yours really was the final ship i did sink...

[Robinette]

Game 4516202 will be over soon, you see.
It's number 499, and its not going too well for me...

It's already into the Eleventh round,
Little hope have i, so negative i sound...

Strangers mostly, a callout for new friends,
a game that has been full of twists and bends...

Oh sure, winning would have been really swell,
but afterall, it is losing that i know all too well...

[whitestazn88]

edit: this was in response to spam1 spamming the forums last night

dude... stop ruining robinette's party.

you're not cool son.
you got banned, now you're done

get on with your life, just quit cc
please stop, go smoke some weed

wasn't seventy five dollars a waste?
if you're getting kicked off with such haste?

you're acting worse than the one with limes
and you're taking your parent's nickels and dimes

so one last time i'll entreat you
stfu.

the end. hope you like the poem robinette

[Robinette]

Game 4516202 will be over soon, you see.
It's number 499, and its not going too well for me...

It's already into the Eleventh round,
Little hope have i, so negative i sound...

Strangers mostly, a callout for new friends,
a game that has been full of twists and bends...

Oh sure, winning would have been really swell,
but afterall, it is losing that i know all too well...

Thirteen rounds, this did go
Points, oh yeah, i got me some mo'

gameplayer had the position all the way,
but if you asked him, i know what he'd say...

"Robinette may be the top of the class...
but damn those blocks can be a real pain in the

Victory i did snatch from gameplayer on this day,
a new high score for me, i am happy to say...

Three thousand and eighty one,
Making this 500 party all the more fun...

[oVo]

I really perceived that map turning blue
so it's hard to imagine that outcome untrue.
Knowing you salvaged that win is outrageous,
and it's now become blatently obvious...
Robinette Syndrome must be contageous.

[Robinette]

Well, my 500 party is finally over...




I think everybody has gone home by now...
although out my window i can see that oVo didn't get too far...



And a special thanks to Fruitcake for bringing the vintage stuff...


It doesn't look like it now, but this party did start out quite civilized and proper...
But... oh boy, do i have a mess to clean up...
Maybe I can get Pedro to come back... he's used to cleaning up messes now, lol.



Well, i would like to congratulate nego on winning the 2nd of those 5 special games...

And I would also like to thank all the losers who came to my party,
It was simply delightful to win 4 out of those 5 games...

The list of players that passed out at my feet are:

RL_Orange
Pedronicus
poo-maker
maniacmath17
comic boy
MrBenn
AAfitz
cpurcell
negoeien
oVo
Fruitcake
Simon Viavant
gameplayer
azezzo
madmom
b00060
Lindax

and Juvenito was there too, but he was smart enough to leave before the party got crazy...

[juventino]

and Juvenito was there too, but he was smart enough to leave before the party got crazy...

i always do.. leave on a high-note is my motto....

[Robinette]

and Juvenito was there too, but he was smart enough to leave before the party got crazy...

i always do.. leave on a high-note is my motto....

juv, always the gentleman...
thanks for coming to the party...

you were wise to leave early,
my head is still pounding... lol