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Play By Clickable Map
Deploy: Click on territory to deploy, choose number to deploy and click again to make deployment
Assault: Click on a territory to Assault from, then on a territory to Assault (right click to Auto Assault)
Advance: Click on conquered territory to choose to advance, choose number to advance, then click again to advance. Click on conquering territory to advance zero.
Reinforce: Click on a territory to Reinforce from, then on a territory to Reinforce to. Click again to confirm.
Play By Keyboard and Mouse
N Key: Skip to next game, Jump to next game
B Key: Begin Turn
E Key: End Deployment, End Assaults, End Reinforcement
L Key: Later (decline to play spoils)
W,S Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (slow)
Q,A Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (fast)
Mouse Wheel: Change troop quantity by scrolling over the selected region.
CTRL Key + Click: You can always use CTRL-click instead of the right mouse button.
Middle Click: To advance to next stage (Begin Turn, End Assaults, etc.) click the middle mouse button anywhere on the map.
2025-07-07 20:29:28 - lennycartmen: 13 + 5 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 2 = 36
2025-07-07 21:20:52 - HUNG SOLO: Not really helping me out here Lenny when you take my 30 stack. I’m slithering around the board and took a bonus from him last round. I had the anchor to hit him from the other side. Oh well.
2025-07-07 21:23:02 - HUNG SOLO: I busted him for 14 each round. Do something. I also posted stacks on said bonuses. This round cost me 60 armies
2025-07-07 21:23:40 - HUNG SOLO: I juggernaut whoever hits me
2025-07-07 22:42:23 - lennycartmen: you poked me, I poked you back. What do you expect?
2025-07-07 22:42:58 - lennycartmen: you poked me, I poked you back. What do you expect?
2025-07-08 17:22:15 - HUNG SOLO: I have another Juggernaut if someone wants that one too. Stay away.
2025-07-09 05:44:55 - boardt56: This game is endless.
2025-07-09 18:32:04 - medbrad: HUNG just went full nutbar. killed 100 of my troops for a 7 troop bonus...then left his back door guarded by on troop. he should have about 100 troops left. easy merk opportunity.
2025-07-09 19:33:05 - HUNG SOLO: Who wants my other big stack? Just take my bonus and I’ll give it to you.
2025-07-10 23:39:07 - boardt56: I want your big stack, one-nutter.
2025-07-12 20:27:35 - HUNG SOLO: Two round and two hundred armies. Sheesh.
2025-07-14 16:13:55 - HUNG SOLO: Lenny is probably the best situated. Timmy and Blad have lost a ton of armies in our battles. GG Lenzo
2025-07-16 19:24:27 - HUNG SOLO: I pretty much took all of Timmy’s bonuses. Enjoy
2025-07-16 20:04:54 - boardt56: Why did Lenny attack me? Lenny? Explain please before my turn.
2025-07-16 20:08:15 - boardt56: Hey brad, pls move that 22 stack that’s blocking me in so I can unload that 86 stack on Lenny.
2025-07-16 20:14:22 - boardt56: Fuck it. I’m unloading on Lenny no matter what. He earned it. Brad let me through.
2025-07-17 18:01:44 - lennycartmen: I wanted to see what was in the middle of the building.
2025-07-17 18:02:13 - lennycartmen: I thought Pat had a hidden stack. And then it looked niced
2025-07-18 16:38:03 - boardt56: alright then.
2025-07-18 16:38:23 - boardt56: Where the hell is HUNG? I just dropped 40 searching for him!
2025-07-20 15:42:42 - lennycartmen: oh smack... Hung is dead
2025-07-21 16:45:45 - lennycartmen: Brad is a beast.
2025-07-21 16:47:33 - lennycartmen: oops... misclick is going to cost me alot of troops
2025-07-24 22:51:20 - lennycartmen: Brad protecting Timmy's 100+ stack in the yards is an impressive love story
2025-07-25 03:12:26 - medbrad: the door was wide open for you. it's his 200+ stack that's keeping me on good behavior.
2025-07-25 04:51:38 - boardt56: Listen, we’re all pulling about the same amount of troops each round. This is a classic Mexican standoff.
2025-07-25 04:51:57 - boardt56: I propose the following:
2025-07-25 04:52:41 - boardt56: One game of Liar’s Dice on Saturday. Winner of Dice gets the win here. Deal?
2025-07-25 14:11:16 - lennycartmen: you are guarding him with 22 stacks
2025-07-25 22:11:52 - boardt56: So no deal?
2025-07-26 14:19:47 - lennycartmen: I am down. Brad took out Hung who was the only wildcard to piss of Tim and cause some sort if suicidal run which usually ends up with Turtle winning.
2025-07-28 15:05:16 - lennycartmen: tim's 400+ stack is impressive. Just wanting to be unleashed
2025-07-29 14:23:20 - boardt56: This is so boring
2025-07-29 14:27:22 - lennycartmen: Round limits…. Always required
2025-07-29 14:28:30 - lennycartmen: We need to start another game. We can finish this at LB’s birthday with some sort of challenge
2025-07-30 21:18:34 - lennycartmen: Brad is the big winner right now pulling 26 vs Tim's 24 and my 22....
2025-07-30 22:25:47 - medbrad: hey timmy. let's merc rob?
2025-07-30 22:26:39 - medbrad: oh shit. i messed up my reinforcement.
2025-07-30 22:26:54 - medbrad: really messed up my reinforcement!
2025-07-30 22:30:29 - boardt56: don't worry, i went ahead and killed all of your troops just for fun
2025-07-30 22:35:30 - lennycartmen: Timmy - careful of doing a deal with the devil/turtle
2025-07-30 22:35:50 - lennycartmen: I am more supportive of a game of chance vs two people deciding to team up against a 3rd.
2025-07-30 22:36:16 - lennycartmen: with that said, my large amounts of troops are up for sale.....
2025-07-31 14:32:36 - boardt56: I'm just looking for an excuse here. I want out and I'm taking someone with me.
2025-07-31 16:57:10 - lennycartmen: I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.
2025-07-31 20:53:15 - medbrad: we lost a lot of good men out there...
2025-08-01 15:53:25 - boardt56: See you in hell, Bodi!
2025-08-01 22:33:07 - lennycartmen: I f*&^ked that all up badly
2025-08-02 04:47:59 - boardt56: Doesn’t matter. Brad poked the bear and neither of us have any troops left.
