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Funny Demotivational Posters

Postby Minister Masket on Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:15 am

I'm sure everyone here has at one point seen either a motivational or a demotivational poster on t'interweb. They are almost always laid out like this:

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Now that one I made myself, featuring popular British tat-reviewer Dr Ashen who appears on YouTube, using a program on a website called diy.despair.com. If you go there, see if you can make a better poster.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:50 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:19 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby jay_a2j on Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:20 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby darvlay on Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:24 am

I've always liked this one:

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:58 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Grooveman2007 on Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:10 pm

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And one for snorri

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pimpdave on Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:37 pm

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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:03 pm

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Postby pimpdave on Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:28 pm

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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pancakemix on Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:45 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pimpdave on Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:32 am

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Neoteny on Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:34 pm

The water balloon one was priceless. What a face of utter terror...
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Neoteny on Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:38 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Bones2484 on Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:49 pm

This one was always my favorite:

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pimpdave on Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:59 pm

Neoteny wrote:The water balloon one was priceless. What a face of utter terror...


So amazing. Although, the look on the face of the guy in "Creepy" made me laugh until I cried when I was browsing through tons of these posters last night. I laughed so hard, for so long on that one.

Also, the "WTF" one, with the little kid playing guitar. I almost split my sides laughing at that one.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Frigidus on Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:22 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Neoteny on Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:25 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:26 pm

Grooveman2007 wrote:
And one for snorri

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Should I point out that neither Rooney nor Cristiano Ronaldo play in a dutch team? (In fact, they play in Manchester United which is in England and also one of the best teams.)
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Bones2484 on Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:27 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Grooveman2007 wrote:
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Should I point out that neither Rooney nor Cristiano Ronaldo play in a dutch team? (In fact, they play in Manchester United which is in England and also one of the best teams.)


Or the fact that Ronaldo is clearly photoshopped into the picture? These are only good when they are real pics!
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:38 pm

Bones2484 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
Grooveman2007 wrote:
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Should I point out that neither Rooney nor Cristiano Ronaldo play in a dutch team? (In fact, they play in Manchester United which is in England and also one of the best teams.)


Or the fact that Ronaldo is clearly photoshopped into the picture? These are only good when they are real pics!


Image is also photoshopped, though it's a little funny.
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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby Shatners Bassoon on Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:43 pm

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Re: Demotivational Posters

Postby pimpdave on Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:49 pm

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this one is a classic:

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Postby Shatners Bassoon on Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:52 pm

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Postby pimpdave on Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:59 pm

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