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Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Italy!

Postby pimpdave on Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:59 am

The world's foremost pederast support network, the Catholic Church, is probably angry to the point of raping boys extra hard today, as Italy decided it would no longer subsidize the sodomizing of children. Jerry Sandusky is also probably enraged out of sympathy.

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-0 ... -says.html

Feb. 16 (Bloomberg) -- Prime Minister Mario Monti plans an amendment to an Italian law that will force the Catholic Church to pay taxes on all its commercial properties, according to a statement posted late yesterday on the government’s website.


What do you guys think? Should Catholics who tithe be charged with aiding and abetting child rapists?
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby pimpdave on Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:05 pm

Follow up question, should the People of the United States of America bring a class action against the United States of America for subsidizing the child raping criminal organization of the Catholic Church?

Under George W. Bush, the Catholic Church received 2.8 billion dollars a year in tax breaks. Meanwhile, conservatives are flipping out over Solyndra, which only failed because the cost of silicon plummeted making their innovative design to reduce cost no longer necessary. And they received only one check from the government and it was for way way way way less than the Catholic Church.

Where's the outrage over the conservative support for fucking children in the ass?
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:37 pm

pimpdave wrote:The world's foremost pederast support network, the Catholic Church, is probably angry to the point of raping boys extra hard today, as Italy decided it would no longer subsidize the sodomizing of children. Jerry Sandusky is also probably enraged out of sympathy.

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-0 ... -says.html

Feb. 16 (Bloomberg) -- Prime Minister Mario Monti plans an amendment to an Italian law that will force the Catholic Church to pay taxes on all its commercial properties, according to a statement posted late yesterday on the government’s website.


What do you guys think? Should Catholics who tithe be charged with aiding and abetting child rapists?


How disgusting. The Italians will be dealing with dirty money!
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby the carpet man on Thu Feb 16, 2012 12:42 pm

anger about the catholic church? i feel like i am on a message board in 16th century england :)
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby PLAYER57832 on Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:05 pm

pimpdave, I used to enjoy reading your posts, but this is low. It lacks creativity to be funny, and is definitely nothing to do with anything real.
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby pimpdave on Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:20 pm

the carpet man wrote:anger about the catholic church? i feel like i am on a message board in 16th century england :)


Touche. Unfortunately, we have that stupid freedom of religion thing here. A lot of people started regretting it when the Catholic church's talons began digging into our citizenry. The people of Missouri were certainly upset about the Mormons using bizarre made up bullshit to justify kidnapping and raping their teenage daughters, and of course most everyone wishes we could be like Germany and just ban the obvious scam of Scientology outright.
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby MeDeFe on Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:41 pm

pimpdave wrote:and of course most everyone wishes we could be like Germany and just ban the obvious scam of Scientology outright.

Yeah, the two big established gangs don't like competition and tend to get rid of it early on.

If you're a member of the catholic or evangelic church in Germany a part of your salary is automatically deducted and sent to aforementioned churches. If you leave the church you have to get that registered. Hospitals, kindergartens and schools can be financed to 90% or more by the state and still be considered "church-run", which means if you're the wrong religion you're extremely unlikely to get hired, you can be fired for criticising the church even in your free time, and if it's catholic-run don't even think about divorcing or living in a same-sex relationship with someone else. Yes, if you work for a church-run institution they exert control over your private life and force you to live according to the doctrines by threatening to fire you if you don't comply, they're legally allowed to do that. Even in state-run schools the churches get to determine whether a teacher is allowed to teach religious education classes (which are divided into catholic and evangelic respectively), you may hold doctorates in theology and pedagogy, but if the church says no for any or no reason whatsoever you're not allowed to teach RE classes.


16th century England doesn't seem that different all of a sudden.
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby PLAYER57832 on Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:04 pm

Quoting your post Medefe for another thread. Makes a point I have tried to make better than I did.
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:11 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
pimpdave wrote:and of course most everyone wishes we could be like Germany and just ban the obvious scam of Scientology outright.

Yeah, the two big established gangs don't like competition and tend to get rid of it early on.

If you're a member of the catholic or evangelic church in Germany a part of your salary is automatically deducted and sent to aforementioned churches. If you leave the church you have to get that registered. Hospitals, kindergartens and schools can be financed to 90% or more by the state and still be considered "church-run", which means if you're the wrong religion you're extremely unlikely to get hired, you can be fired for criticising the church even in your free time, and if it's catholic-run don't even think about divorcing or living in a same-sex relationship with someone else. Yes, if you work for a church-run institution they exert control over your private life and force you to live according to the doctrines by threatening to fire you if you don't comply, they're legally allowed to do that. Even in state-run schools the churches get to determine whether a teacher is allowed to teach religious education classes (which are divided into catholic and evangelic respectively), you may hold doctorates in theology and pedagogy, but if the church says no for any or no reason whatsoever you're not allowed to teach RE classes.


16th century England doesn't seem that different all of a sudden.


Maybe if you import more Turks, they'll teach your country how to be more secular.
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby notyou2 on Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:55 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
pimpdave wrote:and of course most everyone wishes we could be like Germany and just ban the obvious scam of Scientology outright.

Yeah, the two big established gangs don't like competition and tend to get rid of it early on.

If you're a member of the catholic or evangelic church in Germany a part of your salary is automatically deducted and sent to aforementioned churches. If you leave the church you have to get that registered. Hospitals, kindergartens and schools can be financed to 90% or more by the state and still be considered "church-run", which means if you're the wrong religion you're extremely unlikely to get hired, you can be fired for criticising the church even in your free time, and if it's catholic-run don't even think about divorcing or living in a same-sex relationship with someone else. Yes, if you work for a church-run institution they exert control over your private life and force you to live according to the doctrines by threatening to fire you if you don't comply, they're legally allowed to do that. Even in state-run schools the churches get to determine whether a teacher is allowed to teach religious education classes (which are divided into catholic and evangelic respectively), you may hold doctorates in theology and pedagogy, but if the church says no for any or no reason whatsoever you're not allowed to teach RE classes.


16th century England doesn't seem that different all of a sudden.


Maybe if you import more Turks, they'll teach your country how to be more secular.


Caicos too, import more of them as well. They are funny.
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:27 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
pimpdave wrote:and of course most everyone wishes we could be like Germany and just ban the obvious scam of Scientology outright.

Yeah, the two big established gangs don't like competition and tend to get rid of it early on.

If you're a member of the catholic or evangelic church in Germany a part of your salary is automatically deducted and sent to aforementioned churches. If you leave the church you have to get that registered. Hospitals, kindergartens and schools can be financed to 90% or more by the state and still be considered "church-run", which means if you're the wrong religion you're extremely unlikely to get hired, you can be fired for criticising the church even in your free time, and if it's catholic-run don't even think about divorcing or living in a same-sex relationship with someone else. Yes, if you work for a church-run institution they exert control over your private life and force you to live according to the doctrines by threatening to fire you if you don't comply, they're legally allowed to do that. Even in state-run schools the churches get to determine whether a teacher is allowed to teach religious education classes (which are divided into catholic and evangelic respectively), you may hold doctorates in theology and pedagogy, but if the church says no for any or no reason whatsoever you're not allowed to teach RE classes.


16th century England doesn't seem that different all of a sudden.


Maybe if you import more Turks, they'll teach your country how to be more secular.


Or genocidal.

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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:17 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
pimpdave wrote:and of course most everyone wishes we could be like Germany and just ban the obvious scam of Scientology outright.

Yeah, the two big established gangs don't like competition and tend to get rid of it early on.

If you're a member of the catholic or evangelic church in Germany a part of your salary is automatically deducted and sent to aforementioned churches. If you leave the church you have to get that registered. Hospitals, kindergartens and schools can be financed to 90% or more by the state and still be considered "church-run", which means if you're the wrong religion you're extremely unlikely to get hired, you can be fired for criticising the church even in your free time, and if it's catholic-run don't even think about divorcing or living in a same-sex relationship with someone else. Yes, if you work for a church-run institution they exert control over your private life and force you to live according to the doctrines by threatening to fire you if you don't comply, they're legally allowed to do that. Even in state-run schools the churches get to determine whether a teacher is allowed to teach religious education classes (which are divided into catholic and evangelic respectively), you may hold doctorates in theology and pedagogy, but if the church says no for any or no reason whatsoever you're not allowed to teach RE classes.


16th century England doesn't seem that different all of a sudden.

Maybe if you import more Turks, they'll teach your country how to be more secular.

Or genocidal.

-TG

I don't think Germany needs any teaching there.
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby Woodruff on Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:29 am

PLAYER57832 wrote:pimpdave, I used to enjoy reading your posts, but this is low. It lacks creativity to be funny, and is definitely nothing to do with anything real.


Wait, what? THIS is what has caused you to recognize certain pimpdave posts as "lacking creativity and definitely nothing to do with anything real"?
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Re: Catholics & Sandusky Enraged! No More Tax Breaks in Ital

Postby pimpdave on Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:09 am

I like how you guys just dismiss the epidemic of pederasty in the Catholic church as being made up. Would you be just as dismissive if your kid was one of the thousands upon thousands of victims?
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