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Post by BigBallinStalin »

Did y'all remember your disputes? If not, then they probably didn't matter. Time to re-evaulate one's time spent here!


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I vote we tar and feather BBS. Any seconders?
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only if he rides the pike afterwards
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Phatscotty wrote:only if he rides the pike afterwards
Leave your sexual fantasies out of this.
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Dukasaur wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:only if he rides the pike afterwards
Leave your sexual fantasies out of this.
Thank you. I'm fine with tar and feathers, but no pike-riding please.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:only if he rides the pike afterwards
Leave your sexual fantasies out of this.
Thank you. I'm fine with tar and feathers, but no pike-riding please.
I could ride the pike in your stead, Oh Great One.

Bollocks.
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Here ya go, Serbs. Enjoy!
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Yummy!

Bollocks.
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Pike fish aren't good for eating. Too many bones. They're best for riding, Serbs. :|
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Those who voted in the polls refrained from answering the questions. They are all cowards and should be ridden by pikes.
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Wait, who's doing the riding? Us or the pike?

Bollocks.
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Off wit 'is 'ead!
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Serbia wrote:Wait, who's doing the riding? Us or the pike?

Bollocks.
If you answered the question in the poll correctly, you get to ride the pike.

If you answered wrong, the pike rides you.
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We are nothing but dust. Life is futile.
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mrswdk wrote:We are nothing but dust. Life is futile.
You're in the wrong thread.

Here's where you want to be: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 0#p4305451
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Hey, never said I'm upset about it.
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Incidentally, and that may or may not be the correct usage of that word, but I digress; my cousin uses the term "time traveling" for when someone gets black-out drunk. In that sense, I time traveled about a month ago.

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throughout time there shall always be kittens...
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I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.
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tzor wrote:I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.
Indeed.
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tzor wrote:I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.
Are you traveling through time, or is time traveling through you?
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"Time is like a rubber band."?
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What sort of rubber band do you have around the house?
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
tzor wrote:I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.
Are you traveling through time, or is time traveling through you?
Good question. Clearly space travels through me all the time. (Seriously, non stationary space is one way to view gravity in space time; gravity is simply space moving towards the point source.)

Since time is a relative dimension in space then ... I'll get back to you.
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tzor wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
tzor wrote:I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.
Are you traveling through time, or is time traveling through you?
Good question. Clearly space travels through me all the time. (Seriously, non stationary space is one way to view gravity in space time; gravity is simply space moving towards the point source.)

Since time is a relative dimension in space then ... I'll get back to you.
Given your comment on gravity, and and the remark that follows it, I'll have to quotr bugs Bunny: "What's 'up', Doc?"
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