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Time Travel

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:03 am

Did y'all remember your disputes? If not, then they probably didn't matter. Time to re-evaulate one's time spent here!


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Re: Time Travel

Postby notyou2 on Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:21 pm

I vote we tar and feather BBS. Any seconders?
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:58 pm

only if he rides the pike afterwards
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:09 pm

Phatscotty wrote:only if he rides the pike afterwards

Leave your sexual fantasies out of this.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:29 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:only if he rides the pike afterwards

Leave your sexual fantasies out of this.


Thank you. I'm fine with tar and feathers, but no pike-riding please.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Serbia on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:27 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:only if he rides the pike afterwards

Leave your sexual fantasies out of this.


Thank you. I'm fine with tar and feathers, but no pike-riding please.


I could ride the pike in your stead, Oh Great One.

Bollocks.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:52 pm

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Here ya go, Serbs. Enjoy!
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Serbia on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:54 pm

Yummy!

Bollocks.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:56 pm

Pike fish aren't good for eating. Too many bones. They're best for riding, Serbs. :|
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Re: Time Travel

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:57 pm

Those who voted in the polls refrained from answering the questions. They are all cowards and should be ridden by pikes.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Serbia on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:09 pm

Wait, who's doing the riding? Us or the pike?

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Re: Time Travel

Postby notyou2 on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:54 pm

Off wit 'is 'ead!
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:01 am

Serbia wrote:Wait, who's doing the riding? Us or the pike?

Bollocks.

If you answered the question in the poll correctly, you get to ride the pike.

If you answered wrong, the pike rides you.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby mrswdk on Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:45 am

We are nothing but dust. Life is futile.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:00 am

mrswdk wrote:We are nothing but dust. Life is futile.

You're in the wrong thread.

Here's where you want to be: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=196460&start=120#p4305451
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Re: Time Travel

Postby mrswdk on Sun Oct 06, 2013 3:32 am

Hey, never said I'm upset about it.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Serbia on Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:03 am

Incidentally, and that may or may not be the correct usage of that word, but I digress; my cousin uses the term "time traveling" for when someone gets black-out drunk. In that sense, I time traveled about a month ago.

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Re: Time Travel

Postby fadedpsychosis on Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:22 am

throughout time there shall always be kittens...
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Re: Time Travel

Postby tzor on Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:48 pm

I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Lootifer on Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:14 pm

tzor wrote:I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.

Indeed.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:37 pm

tzor wrote:I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.


Are you traveling through time, or is time traveling through you?
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:16 am

"Time is like a rubber band."?
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Re: Time Travel

Postby Gillipig on Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:16 am

What sort of rubber band do you have around the house?
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Re: Time Travel

Postby tzor on Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:45 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
tzor wrote:I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.


Are you traveling through time, or is time traveling through you?


Good question. Clearly space travels through me all the time. (Seriously, non stationary space is one way to view gravity in space time; gravity is simply space moving towards the point source.)

Since time is a relative dimension in space then ... I'll get back to you.
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Re: Time Travel

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:33 am

tzor wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
tzor wrote:I travel through time all the time. Currently I am moving at the rate of one day per day. I generally slow down during work where it seems it is forever to get the eight hours over with.


Are you traveling through time, or is time traveling through you?


Good question. Clearly space travels through me all the time. (Seriously, non stationary space is one way to view gravity in space time; gravity is simply space moving towards the point source.)

Since time is a relative dimension in space then ... I'll get back to you.


Given your comment on gravity, and and the remark that follows it, I'll have to quotr bugs Bunny: "What's 'up', Doc?"
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