Since I don't want to get banned I thought that I'll confess that I've been cheating.
Yes it's true my girlfriend is a fat ugly pushpig with more rolls than a greek bakery. I had no choice, it was either to go out and score 1 better or continue to slap the thigh and ride the wave in.
Honestly anyone else in my position would cheat on gods first mistake which is why I shouldn't be punished.
Now that I've told you, I have to confess to her now. If I don't come back it means that I've either been eaten or crushed. If I do come back it meand that she's to friggen fat to move.
Please don't ban me I had to cheat fot the greater good
