Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

I am the Alliance. You should check rahimos. He, my friend, is a dick.

play me heads up. despite only being ranked a sergeant (after being dropped a couple of times) I am positive that in a heads up match i can hold my own or beat anybody on this site on a map that i'm a little familiar with.


I will play you best out of 10 for $10 a game on Classic. PM me. Let's ...

i think the real question here is: why do people make 1-3 turns as soon as the game starts then, without even telling the other players who might be waiting , they simply stop?

why is there no way to set up an RT game? i mean, i know we can buy into the site for $20 to play 'speed games', but ...

I think we need lives with real human interaction.

Do or do not, there is no try.

I still dream of poop and dice, from time to time.

This is a poll to see if the world, the online RISK world that is, thinks Bijo is beautiful.

I think you should start a poll to see if I am funny.
I'll start a poll to se if you are beautiful. My vote? Yes.

One morning after a night af heavy beer drinking and RISK playing, my friends and I went to an Indian buffet to discuss our night's RISK victories and defeats. Anywho, on the walk home I pushed without fortifying and sharted in my sweatpants. I learned a valuable lesson that day about curry, the ...

It's computer dice. Roll them like you roll your nuts when you beat-off, you sack of shit.

That's what I'm saying.

I don't understand why I keep losing. I give an all out assult, do not fortify, and never cash in cards. I blame the dice. Opinions?