This norse fella sounds a heck of a guy. Where did he go?

Right then, now Ive earned some money, I feel motivated to wank.

I'm off to achieve an erection.

I heard a very mythical story once........that these forums used to be good.

Me he registrado con este sitio, ya que yo no me siento motivado trabajar para el dinero, y me gustaría ganarlo fácilmente.

Sin embargo, no he escrito a máquina su referencia en mi registro en línea, porque usted hace que un pendiente grande amartille en su frente

Whoa...we have alot of socialists here!

What are your economic inclinations?

I've done time.
Yup, old 'Ronnie time', we used to call him. Squealed like a gopher in water, If ya catch my drift.

why has everyone got Portsmouth FC badges?

I only drink on weekends.

I am kind of prone to alcoholism, in a genetic sense. If I were to drink during the week, I would begin to degenerate. I am quite a nasty person come sunday, and need the 5 day break from booze in order to continue a functioning life.

On the weekends, however, I drink ...

Bad memories.....The bloody thing started on me.

It's all about the mullet
You've got to have a mullet
It's all about the style
And the jacked up trousers

Some people just don't like them
They like to keep their hair short
But I just wanna keep my mullet
and my jacked up trousers

I walk into a salon
My trousers flap around my ankles
I say "I ...

I feel so gay right now.

suggs wrote:Carol Voderman.

I'll have to from the front, 2 in the middle and one of the big one's from behind, please carol.

Usual scenario:

Walk into bar

Me - Hi

Random girl - Hi

Me -Sex?

Random girl - K.

Good thread.