Edric Wolfswift wrote:If the admi menu is also legitimate...who will zero it out? And if its real that means to me that Conquer Club CAN be rigged like so many complain about. If that is the case you will lose a premium member here.
Edric Wolfswift wrote:If the admi menu is also legitimate...who will zero it out? And if its real that means to me that Conquer Club CAN be rigged like so many complain about. If that is the case you will lose a premium member here.
You're...special.
If it WAS a real legitimate bug, the first mod who would have seen it would have alerted lackattack immediately, like any other mass bug that happens.
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2018-08-09 16:02:06 - Mageplunka69: its jamaica map and TFO that keep me on this site
It is great to be back in control! I wanted to thank you all for indulging in our little April Fools gag, hopefully you managed to have some fun with it and it helped give you a chuckle over the weekend. And don't worry, there really is no 'Dice Adjustments' tool---I can't even begin to imagine how such a feature would work if it could exist! And as denominator pointed out in his post, there is too much of a paper trail for such a tool to exist! And if it did, I'm fairly certain Lackattack, King Achilles, and Myself would be into officer status, instead of the middling ranks we currently are! Haha.
I must say it was pretty amusing to watch the "reasons" users were using for their various actions in the dummy-admin menu items. Here are some stats, and a couple of gems that I liked:
For the Dice Adjustments, I chuckled that the first couple of entries actually followed the made-up guideline of ~15%, but within a couple of more minutes the 99%'s started rolling in! dollarsnosense used the "tool" the most with 48 entries!
For the Paddle, Crazyirishman used the "tool" the most, with 46 entries! And here are some random entries I found amusing: Spoiler
FoolNo Player | Data1 Data2 | Reason | ProcessedBy
3315 skytop | Website Ban 1 month | Wears white after labor day | 1337chris
3141 Pelopidas | Website Ban permanent | Suck it, Trebek. | Alraun
3235 cooney | Website Ban 1 week | For planting a dead tree in my Aunt's lawn. | AzureX
2331 DrewbieDoo | Chat Ban 1 week | Because he drops way too much knowledge in the chats and makes others look like 2nd graders. | DrewbieDoo
637 Dudz1 | Website Ban permanent | never cuddles after sex | dyonehara
2041 NoSurvivors | Website Ban 3 months | makes me aroused | eagleblade
3367 rhp 1 | Chat Ban permanent | discussing my weight | emilywink
2861 MikostheMudder | Website Ban permanent | For putting a tablesaw through the ring finger I was about to own. | Hellabelle
1007 Seulessliathan | Website Ban 1 month | Viciously attacking anything pink and stealing all your cookies. | kratos644
846 what,me worry? | Forum Ban 72 hours | He's sexy and he knows it. wiggle wiggle wiggle yea | what,me worry?
2663 natty dread | Website Ban permanent | Cause he reminds me of my 7th grade gym teacher.(cheeky twerp) | ws1
For the Premium Granting, lmcarreiro used the "tool" the most, but only with 9 entries! However, there were 286 entries in which someone awarded 99 months of Premium Membership! Most of the reasons seem to revolve around someone wanting to give themselves or their friends Premium since they couldn't afford it at this time, or for simply because they deserved it for making Conquer Club the unique community it is! Here are some random entries I found amusing: Spoiler
FoolNo Player | Type Months | Reason | ProcessedBy
2929 XanderGamble | P 1 | I just figured ... "What the Hell?" | Wordsmythe
1985 AAFitz | C 0 | There can be only one. | AAFitz
2690 duncana | C 0 | Because French guys are stronger, smarter and more Beautiful than the others | duncana
2070 RSIRaistlin | C 0 | Because honestly Rick James "Fawked my couch" and I'm never gonna get the stain out | RSIRaistlin
2320 rayofsun | P 4 | ive worshiped this site from the day i first knew what a computer was | rayofsun
2744 dapp69er | P 12 | cuz I am not going to cheat and change me dice adjustments like all those other that r cheating | dapp69er
2673 doughballian | P 12 | so i have more games to play when i'm hiding from my bitchy roommate in my room | doughballian
2227 IB LoGiK | P 12 | can't help to try, like that mega millions. | IB LoGiK
2207 mhubbs | P 12 | because i wanna be a part of the monstrosity of April Fools | mhubbs
3068 sjmay | P 12 | Only because if this isn't a prank, I'd be an ass because I didn't do it.... | sjmay
1141 Power Bomb | P 12 | Because he swears he is going to give this up for Lent | skido
2351 Chives1337 | P 69 | cos 69 is the best number ever (good april fools joke) | Chives1337
481 Phatscotty | C 77 | Because I cut my own hair | Phatscotty
3446 TheDude | P 80 | Cause he rocks faces. And is great. | TheDude
1512 Namor | P 98 | just the 98 months... I'm not greedy | Namor
589 [ .: JOS :. ] | P 99 | Seems legit. | [ .: JOS :. ]
533 jtselliott | P 99 | I'm a moral relativist. | jtselliott
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Many thanks to all those concerned citizens who sent in E-tickets as well, it was great to see you cared enough to take some action!
And all April Fools' joking aside, Lackattack really is into coding the next update...based on a popular suggestion that has been around for a long while!
Edric Wolfswift wrote:If the admi menu is also legitimate...who will zero it out? And if its real that means to me that Conquer Club CAN be rigged like so many complain about. If that is the case you will lose a premium member here.
You're...special.
If it WAS a real legitimate bug, the first mod who would have seen it would have alerted lackattack immediately, like any other mass bug that happens.
TFO: "Whassat?"
VOICE: "That's the universe mate, whizzing over your head"
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