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April Fools 2017... Behind the scenes

Postby Razorvich on Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:56 am

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THE ADVENTURES OF Hivim Caroarz ( I am Razorvich ) ;)

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THE SETUP
show: The setup

THE TALE
Direct from "The Basement Disco Lounge" (The REAL Mod Forum) in regards to April Fools
show: the tale

THE HOOK
FORUMS:
show: clans
show: tourneys
show: SoC Training Grounds
show: Callouts
show: Trash
show: Drafting Room
show: Conquer Club Discussion
show: Bug Reports
WALLS:
show: the hook continues
show: Mod Leadership group

show: other targets


THE STING

show: Max knew something was up before it happened


show: The Mods


show: other victims


(ALL THREADS HAVE BEEN MERGED) O:) :twisted: :twisted:



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TeeGee has my PW... Wall him if I get below 1 Hour in CLAN GAMES ONLY !!
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Re: test

Postby CatchersMitt14 on Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:00 pm

Don't think this shit has gone unnoticed. I'm well aware of my impending doom.
11:36:19 ‹Swifte› #RazYouUselessTwit
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pussy diktators

Postby Hivim Caroarz on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:55 pm

wow this site is cool, i joined todday
i want to start 1 of these clams. join me if u want 2 b a winna
no noob idoits pleez only real good players will be welcombe.
all thoise who that want 2 come along 4 the ride join, i have da dice list

we cannot lose

we will call this the pussy diktators, and again NO IDOITS ONLY GOOD PLAYERS WILL BE JOINING
i garantee that in 3 months we will be beating the best on this simple gameing site, its all about the dice
join now aND lets kick them all
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mY tornie thing

Postby Hivim Caroarz on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:56 pm

HEy! I'm tkaing to this site bigtime.
I will be the best cause i no stuf about the dice

Help me to get your points, i just copyed this from that josko dudes , and made a lot of changes because his ones suxed


Simple format:
69 Players, Seeded by score and bracket made at the beginning of the tournament.
all games will be against me
i will play the best first and then get down the list as i defeet you all

Each round played on DOODLE BABY!!! (because its looks SO sexy) and i want wins quick
1v1, , Automatic, Sequential, Escalating, Chained, Fog, Trench, Round Limit 100

u win u get another game agenst me, if i win u r out. i play u til i win

no noobs join please cause i want to raise my rank really quickly by killing good players

i am asked the mods team to give me a trial 3 mumf so i can play all the games
dont noobe me out mod dueds and coff up the goodys, this will be HUGE ~!~~~~!!!!
Or 1 of use can pay for me to
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join me ofr training

Postby Hivim Caroarz on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:57 pm

if u need training join my clam the pussy diktaters, dont wory about these smuks
i am the best and will tell u why when u join, i no stuff about the dice

i no all the maps, and i no the dice
i hav a list of the dice by time
its the dice that counts nothin else qand i am good so yay
join me in the clam the pussy diktaters and we will kill everyone good on the games
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fight me

Postby Hivim Caroarz on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:58 pm

i chalenge anyone good to a game
it doesnt mater wot map cause u will b owned cause i am the best
no lo rank guys, caus i wont to get my score big lots soon

bring it pussies gutles pussies
i chalenge you all
i am the best
bnring it
pusies
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read this

Postby Hivim Caroarz on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:59 pm

I play my turns in between having sex.
i expext more than 100 games before today ends whens i get 3 mumfs from sum 1

u do the math

i rock, join my clam the pussy diktaters and join my tornie and give me 3 mumfs for more sex
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hak and kill

Postby Hivim Caroarz on Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:00 am

Map Name:
Mapmaker(s):
Number of Territories:
Special Features:
What Makes This Map Worthy of Being Made:

Map Image:
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MapStarter: 1 spot
2 starts 1 spot in the midle just hak and kill
its gota b ezyer 2 get points from idoits who have lotz

here is a map.. shit i cant believe this is not a live map now

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also need 3 mumfs pleez in advance so i can run my tournie
and join my clam
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time is out

Postby Hivim Caroarz on Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:01 am

i have a complete list of alll the dice but yuor site is not sinked

please correct the time, it is out by 2 seconds asnd it will afects my rolls with my clam and tournie
it is out by 2 secs by my kitchen clok

fix it now pleez
i shold also get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i was the first to realize this
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seriiouss questions

Postby Hivim Caroarz on Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:02 am

helo, i just joined
wot is the eziest way 2 get 2 the top of the bord?
i only wont 2 play good hi playrs
how do i stop idoits joining my games when they start up
i wont to also discus why the good 1s are all scared to play me

i mean i want to get to the top quik an u r all gutless

so someone beter let me play lots of games cause the mods around here sux and dont give me nuthin
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Re: mY tornie thing

Postby benga on Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:39 am

only josko on acid is better than josko
so hello to acid!
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Re: pussy diktators

Postby IcePack on Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:39 am

You've convinced me, how do I join?
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Re: pussy diktators

Postby Arama86n on Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:02 am

Greetings!
Excellent idea to start a clan before finishing your first game! There's a great saying: "Winners start before they feel ready". You Sir, are obviously a winner.
How does one apply? Do you want statistics, or a simple resume with clan experience, map and setting preferences etc.
My current clan just doesn't cut it, I look forward to an upgrade to a more elite organisation.

Salutations
Your newest cannon fodder-

Arama86n

Awaiting order, Sir!
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Re: hak and kill

Postby iancanton on Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:08 am

welcome to cc, hivim!

what an idea! i wonder why no-one has thought of something like this before.

ian. :)
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Re: seriiouss questions

Postby BrutalBob on Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:31 am

Yeah, most of the players here a bunch of hopeless idiots. You can get to the top of the board without even trying, but you will need to give it a week or so
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Re: seriiouss questions

Postby Arama86n on Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:35 am

Hello again Sir!

Find someone at the top of the scoreboard stupid enough to meet you in combat.
Get them to Real Time the games with you (play each turn immediately).
Spend a few hours consistently kicking their ass until you are high on the scoreboard.
Find another victim and do the same, preferably one of the absolute highest ranked players on the site.
Real Time beat them until you reach Conqueror.

Top ranked players will most likely deny you games, so a more realistic approach is to find mid ranked players willing to real time.
Or simply join every speed-game you see and win. Or at least until all the speed people have foed you out of fear.
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Re: pussy diktators

Postby gigi_b on Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:24 am

Thanks for the invite man, but now that this is open I have to say that I too have the dice list. Why share?
Also I tried a lot to pussy-diktate and it alwasays comes out I'm a noob idiot...so I"m just not cut for your roster.
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Re: seriiouss questions

Postby gigi_b on Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:42 am

I know a quicker solution!

You grab a print screen of the top scoreboard, cut the 1st ranking, paste in your user name using some photo editing and share the pic in the forums.
It always works!
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Re: pussy diktators

Postby Extreme Ways on Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:05 am

Hivim Caroarz wrote:wow this site is cool, i joined todday
i want to start 1 of these clams. join me if u want 2 b a winna
no noob idoits pleez only real good players will be welcombe.
all thoise who that want 2 come along 4 the ride join, i have da dice list

we cannot lose

we will call this the pussy diktators, and again NO IDOITS ONLY GOOD PLAYERS WILL BE JOINING
i garantee that in 3 months we will be beating the best on this simple gameing site, its all about the dice
join now aND lets kick them all

In the case this is not an April Fool's joke/multi...

Starting your own clan is very ambitious. First, you have to find out if you really enjoy teamgames. Then, you have to have some friends that want to join your clan. Even then you need to read up on all the rules and protocols. I would recommend playing a game with me, settings of your liking as long as I'm in your team, after which you evaluate your initial idea of creating a clan.
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Re: hak and kill

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:24 am

I don't have a hak button.
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Re: time is out

Postby Extreme Ways on Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:28 am

Hivim Caroarz wrote:i have a complete list of alll the dice but yuor site is not sinked

please correct the time, it is out by 2 seconds asnd it will afects my rolls with my clam and tournie
it is out by 2 secs by my kitchen clok

fix it now pleez
i shold also get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i was the first to realize this

This bug has been known for a while, since came into effect in 2016 to be precise. Someone mentioned our time wasnt correctly linked to your kitchen clock a few weeks later.
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Re: read this

Postby waauw on Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:02 am

fapping doesn't count as sex.
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Re: mY tornie thing

Postby Mad777 on Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:23 am

Tournament thread locked, Conquer Club mods are reviewing eligibility to allow this tournament to be validate or not.

Thanks for your understandings and contact me if any questions.

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Re: hak and kill

Postby Hooch on Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:08 pm

Wow I was hoping it was like doodle earth and it is, If St Paddy's map could have zero reference to St Paddy's and minimalist, a perfect match.

I will gladly gift 6 orange stars to this venture.
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