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Confirmed: Harry and Meghan Permanently Relocate to US

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Prince Harry and his MILF wife are moving to "North America" (a euphemism for Trump's America), they announced. In their official statement they said they'll be "splitting their time" between the UK and MegaCity One, but obviously no one is going to be keeping track. According to Harry and Harriet, they are coming to Trump's America to give their son Archie a better life -
Splitting time between Britain and North America “will enable us to raise our son with an appreciation for the royal tradition into which he was born, while also providing our family with the space to focus on the next chapter”, Harry and Meghan said.
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They'll probably buy in Malibu. Why would they live on the east coast? They're not peasants though the kid didn't even get a title.
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As always, Harry is living the life! His bald bro must be so jelly. Although both kate and meghan are super hot.
Becoming the king of england sounds terrible... being the younger bro with barely responsabilities but still having the quircks and features of the royal fam is probably the best job ever.
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I like the original title... Megxit.
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Oprah Winfrey advised Prince Harry and Meghan Markle about breaking free from the British royals and following their own path.

The TV queen — who attended the couple’s wedding and is also close to Meghan’s mom, Doria Ragland — discussed their “declaration of independence” and encouraged them to consider making a living in North America by building their own powerful brand.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/o ... -on-megxit
The article goes on to say American oil titan Michael Hess has offered to lend the Duke of Sussex one of his houses in Malibu until he can save up the money to buy his own place.
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The Guardian explores some of the problems that Prince Harry may have as he seeks to gain U.S. citizenship. He is ineligible to enter on an H1 visa since "he has no obvious professional skills" (other than drilling Meghan's elderly vag).

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... mmigration
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Poll added - Prince Harry or Barron Trump?

Prince Harry: Monogamous relationship with a stretchmarked old woman, 5'10", child of the world's oldest intern, freeloading immigrant
Barron Trump: Finger blasting his way through the 9th grade, 7'3", child of the world's most powerful man, natural citizen

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saxi, how many times have you whacked off while thinking about Barron and his thicc cheeks? You can be honest, this is a safe space.
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meghan is hoooooot
Prince harry has the life saxi always wanted, and he's a bit jelly jelly
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I heard they are moving to be closer to riskllama.
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Harry is already some sort of ruler of that island. They could probably just move with in him if that were the case.

Though if he floated his house out to international waters he might be able to prevent it.
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Did an American just collapse the Kingdom? Where is "The Americans ruin EVERYTHING" crowd?
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Uh, that's not a new thing. A while ago an actual King who got the crown abandoned his post to marry a citizen of that country that divorced a bunch of guys back when divorce was a bigger deal.
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So Americans repeated go to Europe and save the day?
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HitRed wrote:So Americans repeated go to Europe and save the day?
President Trump has weighed-in and is offering to counsel the royal family.

https://nypost.com/2020/01/10/trump-fee ... t-scandal/
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I blame the next in line for the throne.
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2dimes wrote:I blame the next in line for the throne.
Charles was forced into a marriage. He wasn't allowed to marry who he wanted. Ended up with the girl he wanted all along.

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He couldn't handle the responsibilities of the crown. Fair enough. See what I did there?
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Another example of 'diversity is our strength ' causing division and rifts. Yeah I know that you all rely on the TV and media for your education but 'diversity is our strength ' is only good for the establishment. A weak, fractured population is much easier to control than a unified public. Just look what they've done to you bunch of 'government approved ' brainndead gerbils.
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The ram wrote:Another example of 'diversity is our strength ' causing division and rifts. Yeah I know that you all rely on the TV and media for your education but 'diversity is our strength ' is only good for the establishment. A weak, fractured population is much easier to control than a unified public. Just look what they've done to you bunch of 'government approved ' brainndead gerbils.
Well, in fairness, the Trumps are also diverse. Barron Trump is half-Human and half-Giant.

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saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:Another example of 'diversity is our strength ' causing division and rifts. Yeah I know that you all rely on the TV and media for your education but 'diversity is our strength ' is only good for the establishment. A weak, fractured population is much easier to control than a unified public. Just look what they've done to you bunch of 'government approved ' brainndead gerbils.
Well, in fairness, the Trumps are also diverse. Barron Trump is half-Human and half-Giant.

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He's definitely an orange minority and his actions are diverse. On the one hand he's fighting the globalists and their cultural Marxism but on the other he is doing the bidding of of the people behind it. I think he's blinded by his dislike of Islam
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The ram wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:Another example of 'diversity is our strength ' causing division and rifts. Yeah I know that you all rely on the TV and media for your education but 'diversity is our strength ' is only good for the establishment. A weak, fractured population is much easier to control than a unified public. Just look what they've done to you bunch of 'government approved ' brainndead gerbils.
Well, in fairness, the Trumps are also diverse. Barron Trump is half-Human and half-Giant.
He's definitely an orange minority and his actions are diverse. On the one hand he's fighting the globalists and their cultural Marxism but on the other he is doing the bidding of of the people behind it. I think he's blinded by his dislike of Islam
Plus he has a full class schedule, too, and is also on the tennis team.
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saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:Another example of 'diversity is our strength ' causing division and rifts. Yeah I know that you all rely on the TV and media for your education but 'diversity is our strength ' is only good for the establishment. A weak, fractured population is much easier to control than a unified public. Just look what they've done to you bunch of 'government approved ' brainndead gerbils.
Well, in fairness, the Trumps are also diverse. Barron Trump is half-Human and half-Giant.
He's definitely an orange minority and his actions are diverse. On the one hand he's fighting the globalists and their cultural Marxism but on the other he is doing the bidding of of the people behind it. I think he's blinded by his dislike of Islam
Plus he has a full class schedule, too, and is also on the tennis team.
Yes, but does he dress up in women's clothes and finger blast his own arsehole?
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Honestly, who cares if Harry wants to take some independence ?
He was born knowing that he will be raised to become a fifth wheel for the throne... his father prepared all his life for a job, now in his 70s and he still hasn’t started. By the way, could Elisabeth 2 be the longest lasting monarch of all time?
I know that Ramses 2 started in his 20s and died in his early 90s, which is absolutely crazy.
Louis XIV here in France started when he was 8 and died when he was 80 something, but not sure the first years are counted as his mum was the regent
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