the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

It definitely would appear redundant.

[DAZMCFC]

i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!

girlfriends in a coma, you know it's serious.

[targetman377]

1 week until Christmas!

I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...

My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!

And a jet plane and a casino...

I make shoes for a living! My nickname during this time of year is "Scrooge!" My favorite saying is "Bah humbug!" I take candy away from babies and break kids' toys! I steal other people's presents for myself!

i do that here

[targetman377]

i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!

girlfriends in a coma, you know it's serious.

[strike wolf]

City girls just seem to find out early

[targetman377]

I am drunk. Get this done with finals so I came back to Minnestoa and at my friends house. You see we have tradition to build a snow fort and not some pussy on I will show pictures of our snow forts in the past we make it so we can stand in it!!!! yeah I am drunk woot woot

[Army of GOD]

Th number 2

[targetman377]

Th number 2

why good sir do you say number 2 when we all know it is truly 42?s

[nagerous]

i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!

girlfriends in a coma, you know it's serious.

I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry

[targetman377]

i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!

girlfriends in a coma, you know it's serious.

I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry

[AndyDufresne]

**Munches on a poetic-banana.**


--Andy

[Army of GOD]

I have to pee

[muy_thaiguy]

Then don't get kicked in the balls on your way to the pisser.

[targetman377]

i do not want to work today! i work at photo and it busy as f*ck! dam Christmas cards

[AndyDufresne]

i do not want to work today! i work at photo and it busy as f*ck! dam Christmas cards

Dam Christmas Cards like this one?



**Nibbles on a banana like a beaver on a tree**


--Andy

[muy_thaiguy]

Yep. Though with a Santa Sleigh in the background above the dam.

[strike wolf]

How much wood could a woodduck duck if a wood duck could duck wood?

[Quirk]

i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!

girlfriends in a coma, you know it's serious.

If you're wondering why
All the love that you long for eludes you
And people are rude and cruel to you
I'll tell you why
You just haven't earned it yet, baby
You just haven't earned it, son
You must suffer and cry for a longer time

[muy_thaiguy]

How much wood could a woodduck duck if a wood duck could duck wood?

1 piece of wood.

[Victor Sullivan]

How much wood could a woodduck duck if a wood duck could duck wood?

1 piece of wood.

I think he could do 3 pieces of wood. Haven't seen it in action, though, so I can't say for certain.

[targetman377]

i do not want to work today! i work at photo and it busy as f*ck! dam Christmas cards

Dam Christmas Cards like this one?



**Nibbles on a banana like a beaver on a tree**


--Andy

i worked tell 11:15 cause our printer got screwed up i am schedule to leave at 9:30 and i never leave late! RAWR!!!!

[targetman377]

Yep. Though with a Santa Sleigh in the background above the dam.

i smell a future hallmark employee

[targetman377]

i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!

girlfriends in a coma, you know it's serious.

If you're wondering why
All the love that you long for eludes you
And people are rude and cruel to you
I'll tell you why
You just haven't earned it yet, baby
You just haven't earned it, son
You must suffer and cry for a longer time

good one i give it props

[muy_thaiguy]

Yep. Though with a Santa Sleigh in the background above the dam.

i smell a future hallmark employee

Future employee? Who do you think runs it? A Protestant?

[AndyDufresne]

**Munches on a protestant-banana**


--Andy