Dukasaur wrote:saxitoxin wrote:Dukasaur wrote:Meanwhile, you have 600,000 homeless.
According to an Unnamed Official at an Unnamed Government Agency, 599,999 of the homeless were personally evicted by Donald Trump. The Unnamed Official says Trump visited each of their homes with a pair of pitbulls and chased them out, then took a shit on the doorstep as a warning for them not to come back. The Unnamed Official went on to report that Trump was assisted by the Russian cyborg spies from Mars that are lurking behind every bush waiting to seduce Jim's wife.
If you added a jesusfreak to the mix, I'd believe you. As each sucker was evicted, said jesusfreak would read him a biblical passage explaining how it was only his own fault that working three jobs for shit wages wasn't enough to pay the rent on his 600 square foot shithole.
An Unnamed Official at an Unnamed Government Agency* just told me Jesus Friech is actually a Trump supporter born to a German father and a Mexican mother. He works for Putin (like all Trump supporters). He's part of the seventh wave of 23 million pro-Putin genetically-enhanced super soldier robot spies parachuted into the USA for the sole purpose of embarrassing Biden and seducing Jim's wife. He is assigned to lurk behind the bush at the intersection of Snyder Avenue and White Street in Rock River, Wyoming.
* AKA the DNC public relations office