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Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:47 pm

Hello everyone. This is Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3, the sister of the user whose userid was Saxitoxin.

I regret to inform you that, the reason Saxitoxin hasn't posted here in the last six months is that he recently passed away of chlamydia while rescuing 9 orphans who had become trapped on the ski lift at the Hotel Bellevue ski resort in Gstaad, Switzerland.

Saxi spoke fondly of his many friends here in his last days. In lieu of flowers, he requested donations be made to a trust he has set-up to underwrite a scholarship fund for the.killing.44 at Humboldt University of Berlin, and a second scholarship fund for colton24 at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor. As executor of his will I will be accessing his Inbox so, if you would like to donate, please just respond via PM with your credit card number, expiration date and full name. To prevent identity theft, you must also include your mailing address, SSN, facebook userid and password, your mother's maiden name and a list of all past sexual partners (hj's don't count).

We all knew Saxitoxin as a caring, wonderful, loving human who spent his entire life working tirelessly for peace and social justice. Here is a brief video tribute we played at his memorial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB8yHLctqIU

For a More Harmonious and Tolerant Society,

- Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3
(sister of Saxitoxin)
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Re: a Former Poster on these Forums Recently Died

Postby 2dimes on Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:50 pm

When will the christians stop killing people?
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby john9blue on Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:21 pm

No more sax attaks?
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby the.killing.44 on Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:25 pm

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE

WE WILL ALWAYS MISS YOU, SAXI

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(but I thank you kindly for the scholarship and look forward to my receiving of it)
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:30 pm

ATTENTION EVERYONE. MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKSAWED. ONCE AGAIN, I AM NOT DEAD.

ATTENTION VALUED MODS - PLEASE CLOSE AND LOCK THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY.

I am not "dead." Several months ago I ordered the valued mods to suspend my account as I had a busy schedule. Naturally they complied as we are all good friends. Now that my schedule has lightened up a bit I have ordered they lift the ban.

Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.

Thanks, friends!
- STX
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby john9blue on Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:31 pm

We were all duped!
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Postby the.killing.44 on Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:32 pm

J/K LOL! SAX ATTAK!
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Postby the.killing.44 on Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:33 pm

We missed you

<3
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:01 pm

saxitoxin wrote:ATTENTION EVERYONE. MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKSAWED. ONCE AGAIN, I AM NOT DEAD.

ATTENTION VALUED MODS - PLEASE CLOSE AND LOCK THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY.

I am not "dead." Several months ago I ordered the valued mods to suspend my account as I had a busy schedule. Naturally they complied as we are all good friends. Now that my schedule has lightened up a bit I have ordered they lift the ban.

Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.

Thanks, friends!
- STX

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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:01 pm

I feel so used...
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:02 pm

Neoteny wrote:I feel so used...

Is that a recent feeling, or just now admiting it?
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby Neoteny on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:04 pm

Well, against my will: recent.
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:06 pm

YOU ARE MY GOD SAXITOXIN.


YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby jefjef on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:10 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby Serbia on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:11 pm

REMEMBER, REMEMBER, THE DAY SAX RETURNED IN MARCH, NOT NOVEMBER
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:41 am

jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby jefjef on Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:38 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?


Yes. We are the gang of five formerly known as the Reign of Terror.

Welcome back saxi.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:06 am

jefjef wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?


Yes. We are the gang of five formerly known as the Reign of Terror.

Welcome back saxi.



"Reign of Terror". are you sure about that.
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby Timminz on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:46 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?


Hey! Where's my name? I know I was on the map last night.
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:25 am

DAZMCFC wrote:
jefjef wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin


I am?


Yes. We are the gang of five formerly known as the Reign of Terror.

Welcome back saxi.



"Reign of Terror". are you sure about that.


"Pack of Clowns" sounds better
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:21 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
jefjef wrote:
jefjef wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Do not believe anything you see from accounts that have been hacksawed by the Gang of Five.


Well if my memory serves me correctly the gang of five saxi friends are:

jefjef
strife
bogangod
skittles
BigBallinStalin




Yes. We are the gang of five formerly known as the Reign of Terror.

Welcome back saxi.



"Reign of Terror". are you sure about that.


"Pack of Clowns" sounds better



should we call you Coco?
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:24 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
should we call you Coco?


As long as I come from Outer Space and kill people, then I don't mind whatever you call me as a clown.
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Postby 72o on Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:25 pm

Does this mean Owen will be back soon?
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Postby the.killing.44 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:04 pm

Gang of Five
Timminz
jefjef
Woodruff
(evil) Skittles!
Strife [miss him]
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Re: Saxitoxin, a former poster on these forums, recently died.

Postby nietzsche on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:34 pm

does anybody know of cc players that have actually died?

morbidity.
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