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Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:50 pm

Let's hope that the next giant comet to fall from the sky target dead center to hit earth ends up being moved/missing/destroyed etc for whatever reason so long as it's humans and their technology/tools/etc which actually moved it. Assuming earthlings might be feeling like we've done something truly special for once, what monument would you recommend, made of what, and why etc to celebrate the epic heroic feat of truly saving the world from a catastrophic extinction level event of which nobody can actually comprehend the magnitude other than THE END (can anyone even know the odds??) and then of course take a day off work but immediately return to complaining/bragging about our sucky/awesome lives the very next day, or even simply remarking upon how little anything seems to have actually changed at all! ;)


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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby riskllama on Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:14 pm

tool does have other songs, you know... :roll:
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby jgordon1111 on Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:48 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Let's hope that the next giant comet to fall from the sky target dead center to hit earth ends up being moved/missing/destroyed etc for whatever reason so long as it's humans and their technology/tools/etc which actually moved it. Assuming earthlings might be feeling like we've done something truly special for once, what monument would you recommend, made of what, and why etc to celebrate the epic heroic feat of truly saving the world from a catastrophic extinction level event of which nobody can actually comprehend the magnitude other than THE END (can anyone even know the odds??) and then of course take a day off work but immediately return to complaining/bragging about our sucky/awesome lives the very next day, or even simply remarking upon how little anything seems to have actually changed at all! ;)




A statute the size of the great pyramid of Tesla, in honor of what he actually tried to do. Not the b.s. that if you learn anything about him in school, its basically lies and half TRUTHS .after. all Albert did defer to him to time magazine, he did it for a reason
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:28 pm

jgordon1111 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Let's hope that the next giant comet to fall from the sky target dead center to hit earth ends up being moved/missing/destroyed etc for whatever reason so long as it's humans and their technology/tools/etc which actually moved it. Assuming earthlings might be feeling like we've done something truly special for once, what monument would you recommend, made of what, and why etc to celebrate the epic heroic feat of truly saving the world from a catastrophic extinction level event of which nobody can actually comprehend the magnitude other than THE END (can anyone even know the odds??) and then of course take a day off work but immediately return to complaining/bragging about our sucky/awesome lives the very next day, or even simply remarking upon how little anything seems to have actually changed at all! ;)




A statute the size of the great pyramid of Tesla, in honor of what he actually tried to do. Not the b.s. that if you learn anything about him in school, its basically lies and half TRUTHS .after. all Albert did defer to him to time magazine, he did it for a reason


Interesting... Not to say he went without, but it's pretty cool that people like him and others who were dirt poor can be remembered by all the world for all time because of the immense wealth held in their hearts and/or minds. I was gonna make my comet monument grey stone 'MEH' but not anymore cuz you just reminded me the world is a little bit more cool than I gave it credit for. 'Which makes me wonder if a monument were actually built to/for him, if perhaps that shine towards advances and away from money as the end all be all could lose it's luster. Just speculating upon humanity and how easy the mind can reflex straight to wealth or prestige when visually witnessing such megalithic structures. I bet Tesla would not have signed off on such a thing during his lifetime, but just knowing that it might be created in the future might have proven to himself that it was all worth it and he had a bigger impact after his life than he did during what was an amazing life. Cool story bro

Oh hey btw, was gonna pm you and Tzor n a couple others who asked very good questions and apologize I couldn't take them more seriously. I only pretended to have all the answers in BibleThumpMe so that I might get better questions and therefore learn more for myself. I was expecting a bunch of sky daddy chariot stuff and how to explain the years and cycles and how they are described compared to what they are describing along with some Noah stuff and the usual misunderstandings from the usual crowd. You guys blew me away and I have all kinds of interesting things to read now to thank you very much mates and to all who participated. :D
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:37 am

riskllama wrote:tool does have other songs, you know... :roll:


riskllama wrote:tool does have other songs, you know... :roll:


yeah but yeah but, still only one song about comets falling from the sky. I admit I'm hooked on pre-historic comets for the last few months, which is to say I'm fascinated by comets and their being the main reason why humanity actually has so little history and is missing almost all of our history, and why almost nothing remains except stones n bones. The fact that I also get to see SCIENCE and ACADEMIA in full ARROGANCE and at their WORST cling to totally incorrect ideas at all costs and then watch them eat crow is just the cherry on top for me. After a while I realized some of the connections in things I seem to like seemed connected in a very specific yet esoteric way to other things I had grown a taste for across culture, art, music, religion et al, so now I am aware that I am fully on and have always been heading towards a certain beaten path others like myself have traveled in the past. Put some jing together as well for once believe it or not when placing bets against two people at the same time at work for simply stating the fact that American Indians were Asian/European immigrants and came to America just like Europeans did, but sure they came to America from the other side. okay okay btw, anyone who feels the need to report this, just promise me you will actually look for the truth FIRST before you try to hurt someone with pain who was simply speaking truth and actually trying to shine light on truth, therefore the sooner one may be likely to find the most correct answer to the best of our current knowledge in genealogy as well as learning a truth for ones self, and maybe even the sooner on one's journey to start figuring out just how much bs one might also believe solely based on it fitting together on a broader platform nice and comfy with another steaming pile of b.s. that glistens just right at a certain angle! Anyways, I quit gambling many years ago because I won too much too many times in a row and I knew I would lose it all eventually and probably more over the long run, so I just stopped and actually turned that unreal good luck into something special that I loved, but I only made this bet because they laughed at me way too hard for way too long and in their atrocious arrogance they tossed away a simple fact of world history into the gutter like it was garbage and unworthy of even being taken seriously, so I had to make them pay now in front of everybody and I'm confident I helped 2 very young men learn an extremely valuable life lesson at a dirt cheap price and refrain from making what could be much more costly mistakes in the future that all too many of us make. Oh but not me though! well.... okay... maybe just a semester when my Logic class converted me into an Atheist. I was embarrassed for how I acted that semester and the way I argued, and when I finally was introduced to and began learning 'everything else that we don't need to know' I always had wished someone could have taken me aside and I guess do to me exactly what it is I try to do for others. Ugh, thinking I had all the answers cuz college and p.c. said so, anyone who didn't agree was instantly judged to be 'crazy' ugh i'm still ashamed and honestly I still get shivers at night thinking about how big an ass I was in my youth for that semester, but at least I understand now and try to keep in mind still and pass on to other college students to drop the arrogance and NEVER close your mind EVER, especially when going home to lecture our parents about everything they don't know and we do :). So, hopefully you understand now that even though they were laughing at me hysterically, I was not embarrassed one bit, but I could not help but be completely and tragically embarrassed for them. Knowing for a fact how this bet on this topic was going to pan out, I donned my Majora mask, smiled, took it all on the chin, asked them if they were done yet of which they reminded me they were still laughing and teasing even though it stopped being funny a long time ago and a lesser man would have peed his pants and left never to return again, so I let em rub it in REAL good, just how smart they are, and just how dumb I am. I simply asked they put their money where their mouth is not only to make it more memorable and meaningful, but also for my pain and suffering (heh) that would probably get even the most p.c. person fired on the spot. Being a man in the land of the free and the home of the brave (interestingly, the opposite of p.c.) I did not report any of them to management or demand they be fired for humiliating, besmirching, and acting not so tolerant while nowhere near the tolerance and love and helping humanity they preach. Just my style I guess, but my style is to stop and think about more than just myself, my selfishness, the level of importance I demand everyone stop and pay towards me and my feelings and what I was feeling at that moment, to be something bigger and find a way to turn would would likely normally be an ugly situation into a positive experience that we can all benefit from. what the heck is reporting them to the manager going to do positively for any single one of us? What single thing will any of us actually learn of value by reporting this lewd and crude behavior? How to ignore our problems and refuse to develop ourselves? btw, any people who would report my experience if in my shoes, I'm going to bestow some sacred knowledge unto ye that automatically makes you bigger than even the worst hateful big blue meanie words used against you, even when they get eventually banned but immediately change into a new word that means the exact same thing. We can't outrun being called mean names over and over again or saying unpopular things, meet them head on the best way you know how, and even if you think it went bad for you, always remember how much you just learned, and how much more able you will deal with the next challenge you meet head on, before you know it you will be a wise mofo know-fosho and other people will look to you and how you deal with your shit to see how they might want to try dealing with whatever problems they are dealing with. Just another thing to memorize 'sticks n stones will break my bones, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER HURT ME! Why? Because I refuse to let words and teasing and laughter hurt me. It helps when you know you are right and setting them up the entire time to blow themselves fat and gorge with arrogant pride just to pop that mother fucker with pure truth and in a way we can all value of which is already paying dividends as our discussions are wide open and 'free' and we all have a newfound level of respect for each other in that they can see what I did and why and that it was not about their 10$ it was about helping 2 people symbolically cross a certain street and also learn how to cross the street for themselves and how to handle it with pride, how to refrain from hurting other people's feelings, how everything thing I took from them was FOR them, while they had all the fun and I paid all the expense, I knew in the end I could make it worth it and hopefully pick up on how they were taught and use that if they like to help teach others. Hey, progress! BTW, sticking with the p.c. playbook, they wouldn't have gotten fired anyways because I'm a white male in America and therefore I do not deserve the same respect of normal human beings, and it's okay to act with the same unacceptable behavior when it's towards a certain skin color, but somehow cannot be identified as the exact same pure literal racism constantly preached against. Anyhew, I made them pay me at the time clock in front of everybody, and that is the reason these 2 gents will hopefully always remember Phatscotty. Point is, in a time and place where many might have wondered how this certain knowledge or that specific knowledge can turn a profit other than Jeapordy! I have actually found a way to make knowledge pay cash on the spot, tax free :D Of course it's just a little thing, and in truth my intention is to help them and not myself, but don't think for one second from the way they were laughing at me they could have or would have backed down from a wager of $100, maybe more. And then there are a lot of people who react the same way when their establishment is challenged, as if it weren't possible that new discoveries have been made since they were in college, and so too it was for people educated in the 50's and learned about the great flood. Their generation is mocked all the time, but interestingly after a few generations rejecting specific knowledge, the truth has actually come back to give justice to those educated on said topic in the 50's! Without getting too carried away, pretty much the same issue I've always had with climate change/global warming... no matter what year it is humanity always wants or likes to pretend we know everything and for some reason assumes nothing new can ever be learned or an ancient discovery can turn previous 'common sense' on it's head and then make it spin. So many personally fascinating ideas and facts and discoveries and new unthinkable questionings have been awoken inside me in the last few months like a wisdom orgasm and I truly cannot fathom how I would have ever come across even hearing about some of these things if not stumbling onto the giant comet that smacked the 2 mile thick ice sheet in North America and causing a 15 degree change in earth temperature within at least a week, likely even less time, as older more outdated SCIENCE! originally thought the extreme temperature changes took 1,00 years to change 15 degrees, then more advanced SCIENCE! showed it was more like 100 year span, and I think currently based on Greenland ice core samples along with undeinable full frontal geographic visuals we all see all the time all around us, which of course still has raging hoardes of nudity laden evidence everywhere facial-glazed all over the world that the flood we all know about all over the world did happen, and right about this very moment, the rest of the future is going to laugh at Flood deniers! All this new science also conveniently concludes that the world still isn't going to end based on a couple degrees change in temperature over a couple centuries, as the earth views such irrational fear based climate change tactics more like an uninterested handjob. The earth takes comets in the ass-hole on what the earth would view as an extremely regular basis, since the beginning of the earth, and fart out more parts per billion pangeosperm along side vaginal puss infested blood farts clotting on it's daily hemmoroid removal ritual during a reach around and still wakes up and goes to work the next morning, still sports wood, life goes on, extinctions go on, we remain extant. Africa is by far the luckiest, believe it or not. More current science shows that there is actually 35-40% more forest than anyone previously thought before satellite photos, and the most recent science shows direct correlation to an increase into 250-400 ppb of carbon in the air. Global warming is the BESTEST thing that has ever happened to humanity, EVER EVER EVER!!!! I don't know yet whether to laugh or cry that an entire generation of government public schools extremely young Americans are freaking out about how the earth is going to die and how it will be their fault because they are cup-a-farting when they should be drop-n-popping people (cuz droppers know more methane gas get immediately inhaled by an unsuspecting person who is doing a nice thing and picking up something you dropped intentionally to maneuver their olfactories directly 1.5 inches from the spout hole. My opinion (absolute truth!) says that this very day the earth is the best mother fucking day in all of the earth's history. It's when the earth cools quickly that people begin to starve, advanced cultures decline, less time for science and art and music and entertainment because more time is needed just for food. Honestly, if I gotta pick a way to go for myself, I would take a giant flood right in the face and see it all go down and stop worrying about 1 second later as opposed to starving to death, deadly plagues , everyone fighting over what used to be 'normal' food, most people trying to get enough calories every single day off scraps they used to throw away regularly and give to animals, every single day, all day, all year, for years and years, accompanied by a lack of everything that used to be cool and oversaturation of everything sucky. And if I gotta pick a way that so clearly and obviously is THEE MOST beneficial to not only mankind but cute and cuddly warm blooded fuzzy sexual tyrnanosaurus mammals overall, again I pick warming and flooding. Stop worrying about it, the market is already on it's way to taking care of itself on it's timeline as opposed to college students timelines which used to be guided by lunar cycles, bong shots, and using sad tears as your own lonely lubricant, which is actually quite normal. We're all going to die, and some of us (me for sure!) will go to heaven and FINALLY get lit on with some winos, many of us will experience vast nothingness for all of eternity filled with regret (at least intelligent sounding regret, for the time anyways), and the worst of the worst of us get to spend eternity as a zombie who is stuck in the middle of a street nobody drives on layed out on the backside and head upside down, with no legs, can never eat but can never starve, has to watch food pass in front of it's eyes everyday all day for all eternity, and nobody will even take the time to put it out of it's misery. For the rest of the worst, you are gonna be zombies that can walk and eat, but you can never be filled, and you don't know why you can only eat living guts and flesh but you know you don't like it, but it's what they said to eat in college and you wanted to be politically correct so you never questioned cold raw guts and just remembered the recipe. That part about 'thou shall not kill' well duh, gotta eat to live yo! Nice catch 22 Zeus! btw again, when everything I just said gets turned on it's head and we discover evidence that we actually came to earth from Mars and kicked it with the Annunaki literally, just REAL insta-galactic-blast me the new info, DO NOT GALAGA BLAST ME FUCKER! and I'll take this post back, admit I was wrong and acted like an ass, so long as people learn from this example to always make sure everything you say is true, just as I'm 100% certain more evidence will be found in the future to plug in flood events evermore accurately, just as certain as I am certain THIS post is America's NEW establishment education! WOOHOO There is a bit of poetic justice in the fact that from now on today's P.C. preachers and flood deniers must now experience hell on earth as you have been specifically chosen to be a social nazi, swearing to only repeat exactly what you heard from an official repeater, always protected from the horror of hearing the mere mention of something that you don't want to think about since you already did all that work memorizing shit, yet go on to tolerate everyone taking a dump on your bright chest whenever they feel like it while at the same time making sure you never even say the word 'dumping' in the vacinity of any chest that is not bright and shiny, alongside the other equally important oathe to always run away from any challenge, to never actually think about what you are saying past the 1st memorized talking point, never question what you are doing and operate on full faith that off all generations to be educated in the history of education, an open mind is for pussies and since it's YOUR generation that has the answers, it's totally okay now to close the mind! will be laughed at probably even harder than global warming deniers and religious people and Elvis survivors COMBINED! And when the establishment flips again, I hope to still be ahead of the curve with an open mind, pushing towards the unknown and unbelievable. Being laughed at and thought to be crazy is the easy part, trust me. Realizing one's own arrogance... sure many simply deny it and pretend it never happened, but for non-red heads it's tougher than it seems and with the most honest of people can normally last an entire lifetime. Sincerely forgive me for going too far against the college and university systems. I should have been condemning the p.c. culture of most public education systems in general and overall, and I won't leave out the crazy anti-sex balloon between male-female chests at all times during all dances and all the crazy gay shit priests do to little innocent kids, I was there myself for more than a few years. But it was the bomb cuz the school was correct about preaching the good reasons to keep it in our pants, but the school was wrong about the preaching actually working, because I'm here to tell ya, the effect that system had on young women drove them absolutely insane sexually! Kind of the best of both worlds, at least they tried to teach us how to know the difference instead of ignoring all of it altoghether, breaking up the family unit, turning marriage into a myth that nobody will believe people actually swore to stay married to the same sexual oriface/tweeter for all of eternity, cuz like that's even possible? Oh, that's how everyone stayed married, and we are the generation that nobody can tolerate for more than 18 months at a time? AW SHIT!~

btw, back on part of the topic on the topic of the previous topic, you ever heard tool in 432hz?


Oh wow, cool sphynxter bro! So, let's see what we learned so far..... Who 'knows' when the Sphynx was built?

Careful!!! ;)
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby jgordon1111 on Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:54 am

Finally something worth reading, I no longer thought it possible here
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jan 11, 2016 5:52 pm

jgordon1111 wrote:Finally something worth reading, I no longer thought it possible here




If you haven't seen this, I know you will enjoy it. If you have seen it, I know you will enjoy it again. Narrated by the one and only Charlston Heston

The Mystery of the Sphinx, introduced American viewers to the discovery by John Anthony West and Robert Schoch that the Great Sphinx of Giza might be thousands of years older than its assumed date of 2500 BC. Narrated by Charlton Heston, the documentary provides evidence that the ancient Egyptians possessed scientific knowledge unknown to us and carried on the wisdom tradition of an earlier lost civilization.



It amazes me how Tool songs and lyrics continue to unfold layers upon layers of new interpretations and understandings, like hearing my favorite music I've heard hundreds of times for the first time another hundred times.

Schism - a split or division between strongly opposed sections or parties, caused by differences in opinion or belief.

I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering. Fundamental differing.
Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
We cannot seem to reach an end crippling our communication.

I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame, it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication

The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.

There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing.
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication.

Cold silence
has a tendency
to atrophy any
sense of compassion
between supposed lovers,
between supposed lovers,

I know the pieces fit [8x]
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Jan 11, 2016 5:59 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
riskllama wrote:tool does have other songs, you know... :roll:


riskllama wrote:tool does have other songs, you know... :roll:


yeah but yeah but, still only one song about comets falling from the sky. I admit I'm hooked on pre-historic comets for the last few months, which is to say I'm fascinated by comets and their being the main reason why humanity actually has so little history and is missing almost all of our history, and why almost nothing remains except stones n bones. The fact that I also get to see SCIENCE and ACADEMIA in full ARROGANCE and at their WORST cling to totally incorrect ideas at all costs and then watch them eat crow is just the cherry on top for me. After a while I realized some of the connections in things I seem to like seemed connected in a very specific yet esoteric way to other things I had grown a taste for across culture, art, music, religion et al, so now I am aware that I am fully on and have always been heading towards a certain beaten path others like myself have traveled in the past. Put some jing together as well for once believe it or not when placing bets against two people at the same time at work for simply stating the fact that American Indians were Asian/European immigrants and came to America just like Europeans did, but sure they came to America from the other side. okay okay btw, anyone who feels the need to report this, just promise me you will actually look for the truth FIRST before you try to hurt someone with pain who was simply speaking truth and actually trying to shine light on truth, therefore the sooner one may be likely to find the most correct answer to the best of our current knowledge in genealogy as well as learning a truth for ones self, and maybe even the sooner on one's journey to start figuring out just how much bs one might also believe solely based on it fitting together on a broader platform nice and comfy with another steaming pile of b.s. that glistens just right at a certain angle! Anyways, I quit gambling many years ago because I won too much too many times in a row and I knew I would lose it all eventually and probably more over the long run, so I just stopped and actually turned that unreal good luck into something special that I loved, but I only made this bet because they laughed at me way too hard for way too long and in their atrocious arrogance they tossed away a simple fact of world history into the gutter like it was garbage and unworthy of even being taken seriously, so I had to make them pay now in front of everybody and I'm confident I helped 2 very young men learn an extremely valuable life lesson at a dirt cheap price and refrain from making what could be much more costly mistakes in the future that all too many of us make. Oh but not me though! well.... okay... maybe just a semester when my Logic class converted me into an Atheist. I was embarrassed for how I acted that semester and the way I argued, and when I finally was introduced to and began learning 'everything else that we don't need to know' I always had wished someone could have taken me aside and I guess do to me exactly what it is I try to do for others. Ugh, thinking I had all the answers cuz college and p.c. said so, anyone who didn't agree was instantly judged to be 'crazy' ugh i'm still ashamed and honestly I still get shivers at night thinking about how big an ass I was in my youth for that semester, but at least I understand now and try to keep in mind still and pass on to other college students to drop the arrogance and NEVER close your mind EVER, especially when going home to lecture our parents about everything they don't know and we do :). So, hopefully you understand now that even though they were laughing at me hysterically, I was not embarrassed one bit, but I could not help but be completely and tragically embarrassed for them. Knowing for a fact how this bet on this topic was going to pan out, I donned my Majora mask, smiled, took it all on the chin, asked them if they were done yet of which they reminded me they were still laughing and teasing even though it stopped being funny a long time ago and a lesser man would have peed his pants and left never to return again, so I let em rub it in REAL good, just how smart they are, and just how dumb I am. I simply asked they put their money where their mouth is not only to make it more memorable and meaningful, but also for my pain and suffering (heh) that would probably get even the most p.c. person fired on the spot. Being a man in the land of the free and the home of the brave (interestingly, the opposite of p.c.) I did not report any of them to management or demand they be fired for humiliating, besmirching, and acting not so tolerant while nowhere near the tolerance and love and helping humanity they preach. Just my style I guess, but my style is to stop and think about more than just myself, my selfishness, the level of importance I demand everyone stop and pay towards me and my feelings and what I was feeling at that moment, to be something bigger and find a way to turn would would likely normally be an ugly situation into a positive experience that we can all benefit from. what the heck is reporting them to the manager going to do positively for any single one of us? What single thing will any of us actually learn of value by reporting this lewd and crude behavior? How to ignore our problems and refuse to develop ourselves? btw, any people who would report my experience if in my shoes, I'm going to bestow some sacred knowledge unto ye that automatically makes you bigger than even the worst hateful big blue meanie words used against you, even when they get eventually banned but immediately change into a new word that means the exact same thing. We can't outrun being called mean names over and over again or saying unpopular things, meet them head on the best way you know how, and even if you think it went bad for you, always remember how much you just learned, and how much more able you will deal with the next challenge you meet head on, before you know it you will be a wise mofo know-fosho and other people will look to you and how you deal with your shit to see how they might want to try dealing with whatever problems they are dealing with. Just another thing to memorize 'sticks n stones will break my bones, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER HURT ME! Why? Because I refuse to let words and teasing and laughter hurt me. It helps when you know you are right and setting them up the entire time to blow themselves fat and gorge with arrogant pride just to pop that mother fucker with pure truth and in a way we can all value of which is already paying dividends as our discussions are wide open and 'free' and we all have a newfound level of respect for each other in that they can see what I did and why and that it was not about their 10$ it was about helping 2 people symbolically cross a certain street and also learn how to cross the street for themselves and how to handle it with pride, how to refrain from hurting other people's feelings, how everything thing I took from them was FOR them, while they had all the fun and I paid all the expense, I knew in the end I could make it worth it and hopefully pick up on how they were taught and use that if they like to help teach others. Hey, progress! BTW, sticking with the p.c. playbook, they wouldn't have gotten fired anyways because I'm a white male in America and therefore I do not deserve the same respect of normal human beings, and it's okay to act with the same unacceptable behavior when it's towards a certain skin color, but somehow cannot be identified as the exact same pure literal racism constantly preached against. Anyhew, I made them pay me at the time clock in front of everybody, and that is the reason these 2 gents will hopefully always remember Phatscotty. Point is, in a time and place where many might have wondered how this certain knowledge or that specific knowledge can turn a profit other than Jeapordy! I have actually found a way to make knowledge pay cash on the spot, tax free :D Of course it's just a little thing, and in truth my intention is to help them and not myself, but don't think for one second from the way they were laughing at me they could have or would have backed down from a wager of $100, maybe more. And then there are a lot of people who react the same way when their establishment is challenged, as if it weren't possible that new discoveries have been made since they were in college, and so too it was for people educated in the 50's and learned about the great flood. Their generation is mocked all the time, but interestingly after a few generations rejecting specific knowledge, the truth has actually come back to give justice to those educated on said topic in the 50's! Without getting too carried away, pretty much the same issue I've always had with climate change/global warming... no matter what year it is humanity always wants or likes to pretend we know everything and for some reason assumes nothing new can ever be learned or an ancient discovery can turn previous 'common sense' on it's head and then make it spin. So many personally fascinating ideas and facts and discoveries and new unthinkable questionings have been awoken inside me in the last few months like a wisdom orgasm and I truly cannot fathom how I would have ever come across even hearing about some of these things if not stumbling onto the giant comet that smacked the 2 mile thick ice sheet in North America and causing a 15 degree change in earth temperature within at least a week, likely even less time, as older more outdated SCIENCE! originally thought the extreme temperature changes took 1,00 years to change 15 degrees, then more advanced SCIENCE! showed it was more like 100 year span, and I think currently based on Greenland ice core samples along with undeinable full frontal geographic visuals we all see all the time all around us, which of course still has raging hoardes of nudity laden evidence everywhere facial-glazed all over the world that the flood we all know about all over the world did happen, and right about this very moment, the rest of the future is going to laugh at Flood deniers! All this new science also conveniently concludes that the world still isn't going to end based on a couple degrees change in temperature over a couple centuries, as the earth views such irrational fear based climate change tactics more like an uninterested handjob. The earth takes comets in the ass-hole on what the earth would view as an extremely regular basis, since the beginning of the earth, and fart out more parts per billion pangeosperm along side vaginal puss infested blood farts clotting on it's daily hemmoroid removal ritual during a reach around and still wakes up and goes to work the next morning, still sports wood, life goes on, extinctions go on, we remain extant. Africa is by far the luckiest, believe it or not. More current science shows that there is actually 35-40% more forest than anyone previously thought before satellite photos, and the most recent science shows direct correlation to an increase into 250-400 ppb of carbon in the air. Global warming is the BESTEST thing that has ever happened to humanity, EVER EVER EVER!!!! I don't know yet whether to laugh or cry that an entire generation of government public schools extremely young Americans are freaking out about how the earth is going to die and how it will be their fault because they are cup-a-farting when they should be drop-n-popping people (cuz droppers know more methane gas get immediately inhaled by an unsuspecting person who is doing a nice thing and picking up something you dropped intentionally to maneuver their olfactories directly 1.5 inches from the spout hole. My opinion (absolute truth!) says that this very day the earth is the best mother fucking day in all of the earth's history. It's when the earth cools quickly that people begin to starve, advanced cultures decline, less time for science and art and music and entertainment because more time is needed just for food. Honestly, if I gotta pick a way to go for myself, I would take a giant flood right in the face and see it all go down and stop worrying about 1 second later as opposed to starving to death, deadly plagues , everyone fighting over what used to be 'normal' food, most people trying to get enough calories every single day off scraps they used to throw away regularly and give to animals, every single day, all day, all year, for years and years, accompanied by a lack of everything that used to be cool and oversaturation of everything sucky. And if I gotta pick a way that so clearly and obviously is THEE MOST beneficial to not only mankind but cute and cuddly warm blooded fuzzy sexual tyrnanosaurus mammals overall, again I pick warming and flooding. Stop worrying about it, the market is already on it's way to taking care of itself on it's timeline as opposed to college students timelines which used to be guided by lunar cycles, bong shots, and using sad tears as your own lonely lubricant, which is actually quite normal. We're all going to die, and some of us (me for sure!) will go to heaven and FINALLY get lit on with some winos, many of us will experience vast nothingness for all of eternity filled with regret (at least intelligent sounding regret, for the time anyways), and the worst of the worst of us get to spend eternity as a zombie who is stuck in the middle of a street nobody drives on layed out on the backside and head upside down, with no legs, can never eat but can never starve, has to watch food pass in front of it's eyes everyday all day for all eternity, and nobody will even take the time to put it out of it's misery. For the rest of the worst, you are gonna be zombies that can walk and eat, but you can never be filled, and you don't know why you can only eat living guts and flesh but you know you don't like it, but it's what they said to eat in college and you wanted to be politically correct so you never questioned cold raw guts and just remembered the recipe. That part about 'thou shall not kill' well duh, gotta eat to live yo! Nice catch 22 Zeus! btw again, when everything I just said gets turned on it's head and we discover evidence that we actually came to earth from Mars and kicked it with the Annunaki literally, just REAL insta-galactic-blast me the new info, DO NOT GALAGA BLAST ME FUCKER! and I'll take this post back, admit I was wrong and acted like an ass, so long as people learn from this example to always make sure everything you say is true, just as I'm 100% certain more evidence will be found in the future to plug in flood events evermore accurately, just as certain as I am certain THIS post is America's NEW establishment education! WOOHOO There is a bit of poetic justice in the fact that from now on today's P.C. preachers and flood deniers must now experience hell on earth as you have been specifically chosen to be a social nazi, swearing to only repeat exactly what you heard from an official repeater, always protected from the horror of hearing the mere mention of something that you don't want to think about since you already did all that work memorizing shit, yet go on to tolerate everyone taking a dump on your bright chest whenever they feel like it while at the same time making sure you never even say the word 'dumping' in the vacinity of any chest that is not bright and shiny, alongside the other equally important oathe to always run away from any challenge, to never actually think about what you are saying past the 1st memorized talking point, never question what you are doing and operate on full faith that off all generations to be educated in the history of education, an open mind is for pussies and since it's YOUR generation that has the answers, it's totally okay now to close the mind! will be laughed at probably even harder than global warming deniers and religious people and Elvis survivors COMBINED! And when the establishment flips again, I hope to still be ahead of the curve with an open mind, pushing towards the unknown and unbelievable. Being laughed at and thought to be crazy is the easy part, trust me. Realizing one's own arrogance... sure many simply deny it and pretend it never happened, but for non-red heads it's tougher than it seems and with the most honest of people can normally last an entire lifetime. Sincerely forgive me for going too far against the college and university systems. I should have been condemning the p.c. culture of most public education systems in general and overall, and I won't leave out the crazy anti-sex balloon between male-female chests at all times during all dances and all the crazy gay shit priests do to little innocent kids, I was there myself for more than a few years. But it was the bomb cuz the school was correct about preaching the good reasons to keep it in our pants, but the school was wrong about the preaching actually working, because I'm here to tell ya, the effect that system had on young women drove them absolutely insane sexually! Kind of the best of both worlds, at least they tried to teach us how to know the difference instead of ignoring all of it altoghether, breaking up the family unit, turning marriage into a myth that nobody will believe people actually swore to stay married to the same sexual oriface/tweeter for all of eternity, cuz like that's even possible? Oh, that's how everyone stayed married, and we are the generation that nobody can tolerate for more than 18 months at a time? AW SHIT!~

btw, back on part of the topic on the topic of the previous topic, you ever heard tool in 432hz?


Oh wow, cool sphynxter bro! So, let's see what we learned so far..... Who 'knows' when the Sphynx was built?

Careful!!! ;)


Really, no paragraphs? Your reasoning is archaic and so 1950s. Sort of like, that sex education makes girls into sluts. GIRLS KEEP YOUR LEGS CROSSED AND WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE!
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Phatscotty on Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:18 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:Really, no paragraphs? Your reasoning is archaic and so 1950s.


ARChaic reasoning? Let me guess, you want to challenge the part about Earth during the ice age taking a giant comet on the North American ice sheet stacked 2 miles high and stretching from the North Pole to Iowa, jacking the Earth's temperature 18 degrees warmer in the span of 2 weeks, and somehow there was no 'Great Flood'?

The floor is all yours good sir
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:47 pm

I have a totally different take on the monument now. Rather than as celebratory and after the fact, the monument needs to be built before the comet ever gets here. It needs to stand the test of time, therefore megalithic stones are necessary. It has to be something that looks as if it's supernatural or otherwordly. In certain stories and legends from the past concerning just such a cataclysm, important information was stored on/in 2 pillars. So perhaps two monuments one in a dry place and one in an elevated place. One made of marble to withstand fire, one made of brass to withstand flooding. The monument should be encoded in many many different ways about knowledge we can pass on so we won't have to re-invent much of it. Easiest is probably something about the moon and the sun, built on a scale signifying the size and map of the earth and that it is round along with circumference, and then the stars and constellations. Then basic agricultural knowledge and survival skills, all the way to electricity and flight to quantum physics and string theory.

The reason for this is in case the comet hits and humanity gets set back to the stone age yet again.
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:19 pm

We already sent a monument for humankind to outerspace aka Voyager

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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:24 am

jgordon1111 wrote:Finally something worth reading

That's funny! =D> :lol:
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:51 pm

tool sucks, sorry scotty
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Jan 28, 2016 2:55 pm

Tool doesn't suck, you're supposed to suck the Tool.
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Re: Choose Your Own Monument!

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:00 pm

Army of GOD wrote:tool sucks, sorry scotty



Why how dare you not have the same taste in music!!!!!
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